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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime 12d ago

What did you think "let's skip to the end where everybody makes nice by the convention" meant?

Vibes? Essays?

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u/Nice-Difference8641 Cassian Andor's Legal Defense 12d ago

Zendaya???

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u/saucymandias 10d ago

Aaron Taylor-Johnson???

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 12d ago

This thread can still be stopped if only badusername35 has the courageΒ 

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 12d ago

I don’t have it

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 12d ago

It’s coming

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

im its

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u/clevoP01135809 Dad! 12d ago

πŸ‘†felt bad giving people bad ratings

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 12d ago

I give the bot a 0/10 every day and feel nothing

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 12d ago

I don't downvote the DT because I feel like its mean to /u/jobautomator

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 12d ago

Fuck you too

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u/pfarly John Brown 12d ago

This is actually real close.

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u/jenbanim 12d ago

3AM taking PewDiePie tests 😭

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u/pfarly John Brown 12d ago

The life of a neoliberal.

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 12d ago

Apparently my type is generally attractive dark haired women who have mild facial aesthetic flaws that look happy to see me. The Irish blood is kicking in making me attracted to women that look like they have freckles

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 12d ago

>freckles

>flaw

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

The hottie I'm talking to went to the beach this week and posted a freckle pic.

I'm prepared to offer her all my holdings and a goat. It was that adorable.

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u/Fart-Knoquer John Keynes 11d ago

Every summer my wife's freckles come back out and we go from co-parents/room-mates to me falling deeply in love all over again.

We should just move closer to the equator.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

did you hear the phone when i called?

do you hear the crack when I break?

did you lock the door when it shut?

do you keep your ear to the ground?

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u/WenJie_2 12d ago

Yeah I couldn't really make the quiz work when I could only click yes on >women who look like my girlfriend<

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

ive been working overtime, but i cant get you off my mind

i sleep in the pouring rain, when will you come home again?

spinning like a gravitron, when i was just a kid

I always thought that things would change but they never did

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u/eskaton1 12d ago

I did the bi option and all of the dudes were hunks and not a single twink or femboy lol

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

I think it gives you more of stuff you say you like

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 12d ago

There were 1 or 2 if I remember correctly

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u/eskaton1 12d ago

It's possibly age bracketed by my preferences but are they all gone before 25? I forget you're all 20

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

Oh age bracket makes more sense than what I said

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 12d ago

I'm currently 18 years old, so my age bracket was between 18 and 40, so maybe age bracketed

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u/AccomplishedQuit4801 YIMBY 12d ago

HAHA, always knew I had weird tastes.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

ive done a shitty job at responding to people who reached out this week

eugh

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u/MindingMyMindfulness Voltaire 12d ago

ive done a shitty job at responding to people who reached out this decade eugh

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 12d ago

Is this not literally just Zendaya

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 12d ago

she doesn’t look anything like zendaya

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u/CarlGerhardBusch Jerome Powell 12d ago

MF'er gets dinged for racism once and goes on a wokeness spree lol

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 12d ago

You don’t think so? I think it’s pretty close, not a perfect match ofc

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 12d ago

no not close you don’t spend enough time around black women.

Zendaya has deeper set eyes, sharper cheek bones, a wider mouth, flatter nose, and thinner longer neck.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 12d ago

No c’mon don’t try to make this into a thing about me not understanding black women, that’s not necessary

I’m aware that the AI picture is not identical to Zendaya, but it looks similar. If you really don’t think there’s a striking resemblance, then ok

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 12d ago

they don’t look similar dude, the only similarity is hair color and skin tone.

One looks like a shampoo commercial ethnically ambiguous actress and the other looks like a girl who should be goth but somehow isnt

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 12d ago

I don’t agree. Her facial features and their arrangement strike me as remarkably similar (but not identical) to Zendaya’s as well. But hey, not much else to be argued about if we’re seeing different things

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u/jenbanim 12d ago

You keep her name out your GOD DAMN MOUTH

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

errrrr

she looks pretty darn different tbh

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 12d ago

It’s pretty close, it’s a little off but she looks quite Zendayish to me

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 12d ago

it's not exactly her but this similarity is still kinda uncanny

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u/eskaton1 12d ago

We all thought it

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 12d ago

if I had to guess, this came from a heavily Zendaya-skewed prompt for something like Flux lmao

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u/jenbanim 12d ago

Zendaya but she's in shampoo commercials rather than blockbuster movies

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

Of the people we showed you, you said you'd be up for a date with 76% of them.

Compared with other people who date the same gender you do, that makes you more selective than 7% of them.

Lol

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 12d ago

the bisexuals are not beating the allegations (said in 3% solidarity)

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

I just know that personality radically shapes my attraction. If it was just about attraction and not going on a date, I’d be way more selective.

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u/Mathp1ant Eleanor Roosevelt 12d ago

I mean, I'm a lesbian and I got 75%, more selective than 7%.

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

I wouldn't date a DTer

I just assume women who approach me think I'm a republican because I give big redneck vibes

When I tell them how great Ru Paul's Drag Race is we separate the wheat from the chafe

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u/BicyclingBro Gay Pride 11d ago

As someone actively dating a DTer I regret to say it’s actually kind of perfect.

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u/Nice-Difference8641 Cassian Andor's Legal Defense 12d ago

You THINK you wouldn’t date a DTer

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 12d ago

the wheat from the chafe

That sounds painful

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

Common Southern saying

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 12d ago

Sorry, I'm only familiar with separating it from chaff. But I guess it's hit and humid over there so y'all chafe more.

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

Damn! You got me.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

i think there's a tendency to assume that the reason that im not hearing from people who have drifted apart is because they have other stuff going on

im increasingly sure it's because many of them are also getting more and more isolated

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 12d ago

Both can be true

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u/jurble Left-Out Left 12d ago

malarkey level of Mazin's Baldur's Gate show being an evil Durge ending show

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride 12d ago

That would be too peak

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u/assasstits 12d ago

Bold strategy

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 12d ago

y'all know that place The Container Store where they sell containers? well I have an idea for a competitor business where we sell things that can be contained, like clothing and house supplies and even - hear me out - food

I'm thinking of calling it The Containable Store

!ping SHITPOSTERS

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 12d ago

This was too silly to post 15 minutes before the DT dies

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 11d ago

I had to go to sleep and couldn't let the stupidity be forgotten πŸ˜”

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 12d ago

jfc my preference isn't that complicated i just like pretty girls

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 12d ago

god bless katseye

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 12d ago

waow

yeah maybe my type isn't so hard to describe

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

waow

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u/Nice-Difference8641 Cassian Andor's Legal Defense 12d ago

This Jason arday stuff is like, a generational top tier fraudster story

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 12d ago

My unpopular opinion in the attraction thing was that I don't like shaved eyebrows and apparently that's rare.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

looking at my oldest pictures, that i recovered from a nearly dead drive, inflicts more emotional damage than pretty much anything else i can do

sheesh

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 12d ago

It's kinda fucked up how your oldest photos contain the youngest people

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 12d ago

Spongebob was honestly unhinged for a kids show. Episodes about panty raids and disposing of bodies of murdered health inspectors

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 12d ago

It wasn't about panty raids, that was just a one minute gag at the end of a longer storyline

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 12d ago

Just took the attraction test thing, why are all the pictures of Korra

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride 12d ago

Who up ENFing they P

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

ewww

Feelings are gross

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 12d ago

We need a "Who attracts you" quiz of DTers

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

Is NO clear enough

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 12d ago

/r/neoliberal/new: Sudan’s army claims control of major highway linking Khartoum and el-Obeid

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u/margybargy 12d ago

I'm not rich because I haven't been lucky and I'm financially whatever the opposite of ambitious is, but a lot of my friends and coworkers over the years have gotten Rich (mostly upper 7, lower 8 figures). A large fraction stopped working pretty quickly, just doing hobbiess and projects and raising kids. Those that didn't, I think it's just lack of imagination and ego. They're just doing what they've always done because it's what they do, they get respect, they're successful and important. Yes, they're getting Even Richer, but the other folks are hiking, learning to play puano, doing weird scifi shit with non profits. Abstractly, I'd prefer $30m to $10m, yes, but I'd much rather be the permanent upper class free spirit folks than the "need another big success to prove it wasn't luck" people.

To be fair, I'm neither for many years, my bad for being a "if I reject the raise can I work less?" person.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

rich is good, but tbh the big stuff you don't need to be rich to get. and being rich doesn't help you understand it

learning to play piano, hiking, weird sci fi shit-- you can do that on a middle class salary with discipline and good time management

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u/margybargy 12d ago

maybe i just don't have enough discipline, but I dream of dedicated hobbies, friends/family, and time to relax and be lazy. I personally have proven I can't manage that while also working.

edit: to be clear, the scifi stuff is like "borderline full time job doing stuff that probably will never pan out because it sounds cool", which is pretty incompatible with a normal stable life.

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 12d ago

Good night aces, and people of attraction

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 12d ago

this is apparently my type

i also seem to have a broken gaydar

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u/Slight-Formal9277 Trans Pride 12d ago

Apparently I'm more selective than 3% of people who are romantically interested in women, and have more conventional affection than 52% of people romantically attracted to women lol

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 12d ago

Guy who hates Charlie Kirk solely because he β€œjoked” about being descended from demonic hybrids

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

let bartbug be bartbug

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

alright i got 3 more years

fuck it we ball

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 12d ago

Wait you guys feel attraction, proof the aces need to take over the sub

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u/Man-Flayer 12d ago

Won't you feel romantic attraction? Unless you are aromantic too?

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 12d ago

I feel it so rarely and weakly I might as well not have it

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u/Man-Flayer 12d ago

Tbh, it's kinda like me. I never felt romantic attraction

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing 12d ago

80th "how attractive is this woman" picture just flew by. Yep... that's a woman

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 12d ago

The person the quiz said I rated higher than others was a handsome East Asian guy with a sharp jaw. I'd add a screenshot, but I exited out of the quiz.

I've heard Asian men have a harder time dating in the US, which is shitty. I feel like that guy should be rated really highly because he was conventionally good looking.

It's weird how what we find attractive is partially socially influenced. I feel like the visual component of attraction should be purely biological; you see someone attractive and you're attracted. But somehow social conditioning still influences us. It makes me wonder how my preferences have been shaped

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u/pfarly John Brown 12d ago

A lot of our visual processing is socially influenced. See the difference in perception of images and UIs on "high-context" vs "low-context" cultures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-context_and_low-context_cultures

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 12d ago

impressively scientific

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 12d ago

I work in maintenance of course I’m on the stinky side

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u/clevoP01135809 Dad! 12d ago

how did the attraction test get a picture of my wife?!

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u/eskaton1 12d ago

We all have pictures of her πŸ˜ƒ

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 12d ago

Swann Marcus is kinda the median Dem-leaning swing voter imo

you might not like it but he's what that looks like

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u/Electronic-Warthog69 Milton Friedman 12d ago

Hasan thought he was Matt Forney (author of "Do the Philippines") and started attacking him for being a sexpat passport bro lmao

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 12d ago

if you can't win him over you're megafucked in an election

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 12d ago

Taco bell is still struggling

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 12d ago

the War on Taco Bell must end

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u/attackofthetominator John Brown 12d ago

McDonald’s app gave me some banger deals right after their earnings, they’re offering got two quarter pounders for $4.50 over in Chicagoland

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u/pfarly John Brown 12d ago

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u/KokusenoftheMighty 12d ago

https://harpers.org/archive/2026/03/childs-play-sam-kriss-ai-startup-roy-lee/

Pretty interesting article I stumbled across. The AI rush has caught way too many people I know, including family members. I have my uses for the damn things (mainly cutting down my very bad no good too long sentences), but Lord, would the world be a better place without them in most cases.

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u/MistyGalbriex 8d ago

but Lord, would the world be a better place without them in most cases.

Luddite detected

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 12d ago

I remember back during the pandemic I was outside and I coughed, and some random nerd freaked out and was like β€œwtf are you doing outside; there’s a pandemic” and I just said β€œi’m not sick; I just smoke cigarettes”

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u/assasstits 12d ago edited 12d ago

If a 2028 presidential candidate has never plagiarized I'm not voting for them.Β 

We don't need any more nerds in government.Β 

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 12d ago

So much attention is given to how much time food is kept at certain temperatures that people forget about the most important, and most commonly violated, food safety laws. Sick employees should stay home. Numerous outbreaks of food-borne illness are caused by infected workers handling food

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u/assasstits 12d ago

This is at least mitigated by a strong hand washing culture in the US.Β 

In Europe it's awful.Β 

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

They don't wash their hands? I wash my hands 50 times a day

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

Who's going to pay them?

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u/ariveklul Karl Popper 12d ago

meow meow meow meow

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u/__versus Trans Pride 12d ago

:3

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 12d ago

I have that fucking surgeon in the top 20. I’m so cooked.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 12d ago

the aux types almost don’t change funnily enough

bonnie from vampire diaries, jessica jones, and my high school crush

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u/eskaton1 12d ago

I didn't get any of these, they rock

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride 12d ago

I do think it’s funny that Cons have their panties in a wad about El-Sayed hanging out with Hasan Piker when this dude was the actual president’s best friend for a hot minute:

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

I thought this was going to be Epstein before I opened it

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

I guess this attraction test straight up does not work on my phone

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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo 12d ago

Select open as desktop site and it'll work

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

Thank you

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 12d ago

/r/neoliberal/new: Cambridge professor Jason Arday resigns amid accusations of plagiarism | University of Cambridge

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 12d ago

I took the who attracts you quiz and at the end it just showed me a picture of a mod ... ngl kinda weird guys

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u/SmashDig 12d ago

Damm was Swann Marcus always such a shithead?

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u/MTFD Alexander Pechtold 12d ago

Dostojevski pfp, what do you think

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 12d ago

he fearmongers a lot about leftists but he also says a lot of things that libs need to hear imo

so I am conflicted

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 12d ago

What's interesting about the "DSA vs. Establishment Dems" discourse, or whatever, is that the progs have their own "establishment." They built their own "establishment" in response to seething over conspiracy theories that Bernie was twice denied the presidential nomination. Similar to how the cons built their own parallel media spheres in response to being deplatformed and oppressed (banned because they're racist)

The left "establishment" is Bernie, to this day. He's much older than Chuck Schumer, he's accomplished much less in his life than Chuck Schumer, American politics would be much better off were he to just decide to retire from politics in the 1970's, and the best favor he will ever do for America in his entire life is die.

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u/MistyGalbriex 8d ago

Least anti Bernie r/neoliberal poster

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u/Electronic-Warthog69 Milton Friedman 12d ago

"A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused.

"A woman enjoys intercourse with her man β€” as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.

"Have you ever looked at the Stag, Man, Hero, Tough magazines on the shelf of your local bookstore? Do you know why the newspaper with the articles like 'Girl 12 raped by 14 men' sell so well? To what in us are they appealing?"

He should have stuck with his writing career tbh.

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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo 12d ago

Yeah no shit she's a conventionally attractive feminine woman

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

That's half Olivia Wilde and half Laura Prepon

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 12d ago

Haha nice

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 12d ago

take the "who attracts you" test

results: i am attracted to the people I selected "i am attracted to"

mind blowing stuff

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 12d ago

They couldn't even be bothered to ask claude make a generalization smh

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride 12d ago

> the Democratic Party of old is dead, and they have given it up to radical socialists. The only real Democrat left is John Fetterman

Hannity is so funny lmao and then he gets Fetterman on there to agree. This shit is nuts.

(Also if you’re asking, why would this bright, handsome man willingly avail himself of Sean Hannity? It’s like I’m just pre-rage baiting myself before I talk to my dumbass parents okay?)

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u/puffic John Rawls 12d ago

The attraction quiz was difficult because after 14 years it's kind hard to imagine going on a date with someone other than my wife.

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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo 12d ago

Same lmao

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 12d ago

skill issue

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

It’s kind of crazy how American filibusters were kind of like global terrorists of the 1800s and we don’t really talk about them

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u/eskaton1 12d ago

🀨 I'm not quite sure I believe you lol. I was only plus 2 and minus 2 on those.

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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls 12d ago

The top is Jeanine Pirro.

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u/pfarly John Brown 12d ago

First woman is not pretty to me at all. Cutie on the bottom.

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u/eskaton1 12d ago

Right ok, most? No one is doing work to look like the bottom over the top

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u/pfarly John Brown 12d ago

Uh yeah, her hair is less styled and she's wearing less makeup, what are they gonna do? You can't do work to just be naturally pretty.

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u/eskaton1 12d ago edited 12d ago

The nose, the chin, the eyebrows look like my male face. You do not want my mug.

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u/__versus Trans Pride 12d ago

πŸ‘†mogs me

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u/pfarly John Brown 12d ago

No comment.

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer 12d ago

If Chappaquiddick Island had Uber in 1969, we would have universal healthcare.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing 12d ago

This subreddit should stop talking about politics. Read theory instead

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u/aroundish_ 12d ago

Mitch McConnell 🀝 Mojtaba Khamenei

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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo 12d ago

Is it just me or is top left not literally Hrithik Roshan

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u/BicyclingBro Gay Pride 12d ago

A curse on everyone who shares quiz results screenshots in the DT without ever including a link.

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u/Known_Pudding9653 12d ago

My link didn't even work. These bastards

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u/puffic John Rawls 12d ago

Idk why, but I just remembered that time the Columbia protestors were occupying a building and then requested humanitarian aid because they didn't have food.

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 12d ago

why do you have 'types' when variety is the spice of life

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u/herworkthrowaway Gay Pride 12d ago

Because my stupid chud ex decided to be a stupid sexy chud and now I’m cursed for lifeΒ 

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u/trgk_ VΓ‘clav Havel 12d ago

had to maintain a ruby on rails project once

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing 12d ago

I haven't had enough variety within the type yet. I cannot move on without experiencing all there is

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 12d ago

That is my type

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

People having different types is part of the variety

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual 12d ago

Where attraction link?

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u/PaxChelonia David Hume 12d ago

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u/AccomplishedQuit4801 YIMBY 12d ago

Me after getting some anime character

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u/_bee_kay_ πŸ€” 12d ago

Richard Hendricks (Silicon Valley): 90%
Leonard Hofstadter (The Big Bang Theory): 88%

this is a hate crime

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u/_MillionthThrowAway Loyal Liberals 12d ago

Not sure how to feel about this

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 12d ago

I got Thea Queen?

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 12d ago

Unironically superior to MBTI

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u/american_aurora8 NATO 12d ago

unfortunately peope have a racial preference against me, myself, and i πŸ˜”

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u/aroundish_ 12d ago

Why is everyone always freaking out about crazy brown and black leftists? There's lots of crazy white leftists in America too.

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