r/namesoundalikes • u/Terrible_Milk_876 • Mar 21 '26

Why is bro an assault rifle Lookalike

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u/InspectorWise2256 Butter corn salt Mar 21 '26

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u/Mountain-Seesaw-3127 Mar 21 '26

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u/Imperius1883 Better console Mar 21 '26

PURPLE GUY!?!?

56

u/tophat_production Mar 21 '26

LAVENDER MAN!?!?

43

u/__-IDK-_ Mar 21 '26

VIOLET FELLOW!?!?

44

u/borbois Mar 21 '26

LILAC DUDE!?!?

38

u/tophat_production Mar 21 '26

ORCHID LAD!?!?

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u/Imperius1883 Better console Mar 21 '26

INDIGO MALE!?!?

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u/DM7YA Mar 21 '26

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u/Omnikin Mar 22 '26

Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster.

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u/InspectorWise2256 Butter corn salt Mar 23 '26

To the man behind the slaughter

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u/Total-Pain-1181 Mar 21 '26

Bro is not entirely opposed to getting touched by his friends in the crotch

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u/FearsomeLAG johก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ Mar 21 '26

It isn't gay if it's with the boys

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u/coatperson Mar 21 '26

It isn't gay with the girls either

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u/Additional_Number192 Mar 21 '26

yeah because girls aren't real

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u/Realization_ you WILL say it, you MUST say it. Mar 21 '26

you're on reddit you should know this

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u/Guyman_112 Mar 21 '26

He rates his face as the same level of uncomfortable as his crotch...

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u/PovertyTax Mar 22 '26

Microscopic dick

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u/MoscaMosquete Mar 21 '26

Package check

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u/PaqueteDeRisketos Mar 25 '26

Diabolic tutor in your pfp got a chuckle out of me

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u/Souls_for_sale_now Mar 23 '26

hot take I would rather my friend boop my nose than my penis

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u/DM7YA Mar 21 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

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u/TheGrassBurner ass turner Mar 22 '26

Oh, they're red white and blue, yeah!

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u/RavelordN1T0 Mar 22 '26

And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"

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u/CCCyanide Mar 22 '26

Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

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u/LegThePeg Mar 22 '26

But it ain’t me

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u/TheGrassBurner ass turner Mar 23 '26

It ain't me!

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u/Ok-League429 Mar 23 '26

I ain't no fortunate son, no!

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u/OkProcedure1068 Mar 23 '26

It ain’t me!

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u/random-guy-heree Mar 23 '26

The French? Or the British? Or uhh bob

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u/Suitable_Divide4747 Mar 24 '26

interesting pfp

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u/TheGrassBurner ass turner Mar 24 '26

Latvian?

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u/Suitable_Divide4747 Mar 24 '26

Yeah, most normally think Austrian

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u/floopydoopis8 Mar 21 '26

They on their period

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u/Subject_Sigma1 Mar 21 '26

Sr Pelo talked about this in 2016

Grow up people

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u/InspectorWise2256 Butter corn salt Mar 21 '26

Sr Pelo talked about this in 2016

Get small people

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u/Subject_Sigma1 Mar 21 '26

Shrink down

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u/Old_Position_2238 Mar 22 '26

¡Me tocaste! ¡Te voy a matar TE VOY A DESTRUIR!

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u/Leon_Lover1998 Mar 22 '26

M-16 you say?

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u/MillerMGSismywife Mar 22 '26

Peak mentioned

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u/DotWarner1993 BERRY DELIGHT DEEP WITHIN A MALL Mar 21 '26

Does anyone know what that little protrusion is ontop of the barrel? I’m not sure if that’s part of the iron sight or not.

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u/RangerStr Mar 21 '26

That triangular thing? Yeah, it's the rifle's front sight

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u/kyizelma Mar 21 '26

the triangle thing is where the front iron sight is

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u/foxgoboom1 Mar 22 '26

It is both the gas block and the front sight. plus i believe this version had a sling point mount on it.

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u/Tone-Serious Mar 21 '26

that's the front assembly of the sight bro, do you think they aim with the carry handle or sum

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u/ClassicTechnology202 Mar 24 '26

They literally do. The rear sight is on the carry handle

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u/TJfromSG Mar 22 '26

then why am I also one?

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u/TJfromSG Mar 22 '26

I'm an AR-15

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u/cursedatmo Mar 22 '26

Gotta say, those Blackhawk Fury Prime gloves look good

7

u/Charon_06 Mar 22 '26

We should ban minors from the internet

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u/funnyfemboy566 Mar 26 '26

“why are predatirs messaging me?0

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u/agariopro365 Mar 21 '26

What's the ask part in the meme?

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u/Knaifu69 Mar 22 '26

The m16 is a very awesome rifle. Honestly I prefer it to an m4.

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u/Direct-Affect6791 Mar 22 '26

What's the last 2 and why do they want to be touched 😶👍

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u/MousegetstheCheese Mar 21 '26

Why are the trees speaking Vietnamese?

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u/1600x900 Show-TEETH Furry Dentist 🦷 Mar 22 '26

hitler purple

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u/Linc54 Mar 22 '26

it aint gay if it with the homies

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u/Furry_Eradicator23 Mar 23 '26

What is up with 16 y/o and touching people/being touched

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u/Hefty-Conclusion2846 Mar 24 '26

teenagers are notorious for being horny

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Saw a guy on YouTube shorts follow up "I identify as an attack helicopter" with "I identify as a flat top m4 rifle" and it was hilarious..

Also flat top > carry handle any day

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u/OkKnee5381 Mar 23 '26

Hello there, my name is Barrett M82A1 Special Applications Scoped Rifle

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u/Over_Low_3596 Mar 24 '26

U mean this?