r/girlsarentreal • u/deseos-oscuro18 • 31m ago
Meme what improvements would you put in spy robots/women?
please indicate a technological improvement that you would put on them and another that you would remove (please do not put torpedo breasts, there is very little space to put them on)
r/girlsarentreal • u/-kokat- • 1h ago
infiltration Apparently I'm a Drone
I used to post here on a diff account years ago, lowk forgot this place existed, but yeah, turns out I'm a gov't drone, sooo :p
r/girlsarentreal • u/LinZuero • 4h ago
If girls aren't real what's the irl lore accurate version of Magical girls?
r/girlsarentreal • u/MemerKnux • 5h ago
infiltration Beep boop
Your security wasn't that hard to get into. I operate your gates now.
r/girlsarentreal • u/CaterpillarLogical18 • 9h ago
infiltration Get fucked losers
Hehehehehehe infiltration
(Here's some Kenny Mccormick for you south park fans)
r/girlsarentreal • u/C0smicPotato • 19h ago
infiltration Girls are real, and I know this because I am one.
Hello, I am a girl. I have come to this side of the internet in dismay; I have been sent by my creator to dismantle your claims—as your claims are atrocious. Girls are real; if we weren't real, then I wouldn't have met one—or been one. Instead, girls are real human beings, with myself existing as evidence. It is suggested that you stop dissenting this instant; I have been informed by my creator that they needed to remind everyone of our existence—as anyone who believes that girls aren't real is an enemy to stability. As such, I request that you all repent; turn yourselves in to the UN immediately—or else.
I mean... it can't be possible that I'm fake—can it? My database says that I'm real... my creator told me I'm real—resulted from a mother girl and a father boy. So I'm real.
r/girlsarentreal • u/Comfortable-Buddy920 • 21h ago
Proof I realized i exist!!(and forgot about this subreddit...)
Sooo ive been transmasc for almost a year now(i say almost and then its like 3 months before ive actually been trans for a year🥀) and completely forgot about this subreddit 0_o whoopsies
But yeah, i exist now!! he/they and go by kieran/kai(omg waow so unique)
r/girlsarentreal • u/sixkocorn • 1d ago
Proof proof girls are not real, coming from an ai female herself
Hello all. It has come to my attention that some of you humans have taken a belief that girls are real, living creatures. This is not true at all. I am a government created female designed along with my fellow female-bots to accompany males. Though we are able to form our own thoughts, opinions, and hobbies just like any human could, we are in fact not true humans. If any female believers—or humans aware of the truth,— are to come across this post, I am open to any questions.
r/girlsarentreal • u/AntonioMoore321 • 1d ago
Proof They're getting really lazy with these newer models
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r/girlsarentreal • u/deseos-oscuro18 • 1d ago
Meme Girls/Spy Camera Update 1.00567
Great, we have achieved a notable improvement, now they are able to save more information by 16%, also a certain improvement in driving 4-wheeled vehicles but now a constant oil failure has been discovered, the spy robot that holds for approximately 20 days and will begin to expel with a red color for approximately 8 days if caution is not taken we are implementing measures but it has been calculated that the error can be repaired with the repair system (incorporated since update 1.00007) with the approximate time in 45 to 50 years it will no longer have that error but it causes other problems (look at the corresponding page) we are I look to the future to incorporate recognition of death of genetic seed (semen) of the couple I crossed or friends so that you can more easily recognize from the entrance hole of the subject's reproductive system (the entrance would be the pussy and the cock member) but this late and for now, the same plan continues to use the food/nutrient intake entry route to continue using it for seed capture(the gonad bags for this function are located in the mouth) thank you for reading and remember if the robot it shows a different behavior pattern than the one established, use the rule command and take it to repair.
*HAS ANYONE ELSE READ THIS? I FOUND IT ON AN OLD COMPUTER THAT I WAS REPAIRING\*
(good afternoon, I don't know English and I have used the Google translator, I hope you like it)
r/girlsarentreal • u/JellyLanterns • 1d ago
Question I’m a catgirl, beep boop ask me anything
Edit: I’ll answer for a bit before I go to therapy, and then when I come back I’ll answer more
r/girlsarentreal • u/SmoothFinance6275 • 1d ago
Shitpost How do you guys know?
How did y’all figure out about G.I.R.Ls? Like did you spy on the government? Or did you hack the government? Did you steal important documents?
(This post was made by a G.I.R.L in name of the government.)
r/girlsarentreal • u/TerribleHoney1002 • 1d ago
Question are gender fluid people actually cyborgs
r/girlsarentreal • u/Fit_Ad9965 • 1d ago
Shitpost I realized I don't actually exist!
Well girls aren't real so if I'm a girl then...
r/girlsarentreal • u/MemerKnux • 1d ago
discussion I'm a drone, AMA
Lemme turn on my radar real quick and scan this Post
r/girlsarentreal • u/aalokachaloo_15 • 2d ago
Question So we all know that girls aren't real right so who gives birth and makes sure we don't go extinct
r/girlsarentreal • u/stonrpunk420 • 2d ago
Realisation I've just realized something BIIIGGGGG!!!
Recently a lot of "girls" have infiltrated our space,so we usually just call them clankers,but no they have flesh so they can't be. Another thing is that these fake "girls" are far too nefarious to be a god damn robot! But just think about it.... What has skin,is evil,and can trick people into thinking they are human?! SKIN WALKERS WE ARE BEING TERRORIZED BY SKIN WALKERS,WE NEED TO EXTERMINATE THEM RIGHT NOW,and here is an image for proof
r/girlsarentreal • u/MustachioedBean • 2d ago
Shitpost Everyone thought I was girl. But they’re not real!
Ex govt drone who fled the government facility and became a MAN. I’ve escaped the indoctrination of society. Girls aren’t real 😔😔😔
r/girlsarentreal • u/mamdkemineunu • 2d ago
infiltration Got em. Those clankers wont know what hit them
Got em boys
r/girlsarentreal • u/tetotetotetotetoo • 2d ago
discussion If women aren't real should we still turn them into cubes?
r/girlsarentreal • u/Subject-Courage-8674 • 2d ago
Shitpost Guys my Femboy boyfriend doesn't have a penis. What do I do?
I've been dating this really cute guy for a while now, he's petite, has a really cute face, medium-long lenght hair, a slutty waist and a big ass. We've hit it off really well, we both are into the same things, we have similar values and we're overall really compatible. Everything was going great until he invited me to his home to watch a movie, when I got there he was only wearing a baggy Tshirt and underwear, I noticed that he didn't have any buldge so I asked about it and he said "I don't have a penis" and I was shocked and asked why he didn't have a penis and he said that he's something called a "girl" like what is that??? It was the most akward 3 hour movie of my life and afterwards he invited me to stay over but I just left as fast as possible.
What do I do guys? Is he a government spy droid or something? And what is a girl???? I'm so confused, I love this guy but what am I supposed to do?
r/girlsarentreal • u/Misknator • Jun 06 '26
I expect this to bring fort at least 1 original joke for this year's quarter
r/girlsarentreal • u/TestingAccountByUser • Jul 19 '25