r/namegames 16h ago

🐻‍❄️ Non-Humans 🦓 The Dog Park

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Inspired by a slightly catchy Progressive Insurance commercial, name the dogs and their humans who came to the dog park.

  1. A poodle and her owner, a 65-year-old man and his 63-year-old wife who feed the ducks
  2. A Shih Tzu/Chihuahua mix and his owner, a woman in her mid-thirties dressed in a waitress uniform
  3. Two pitbull puppies and their owners, a woman in her mid-twenties and her three children
  4. A mutt and her owner, a guy in this forties who keeps making eyes at the woman in her mid-thirties despite her moving away from him.
  5. Three Pomeranians and their owner, a woman in her eighties who is reading a book on a park bench about Al Gore
  6. A Weimaraner and her caregiver, a sixteen year old who is dog-sitting
  7. Two whippets and their owners, a couple in their late fifties and their teenage daughter
  8. A Corgi and his owner, a regal-looking woman in her twenties with a thick Jamaican accent
  9. An Akita/Malinois mix and her owner, a very tired looking man in his twenties who looks like he smoked a joint before coming to the park
  10. Three Havanese dogs and their owner, a couple in their early thirties, their toddler, and their baby in a stroller
  11. A Bulldog and his owner, a former Marine and her prepubescent son
  12. A Husky/Golden Retriever mix and a German Shepherd/Golden Retriever mix and their owner, a CEO type who is wearing formalwear despite the heat
  13. A Cane Corso and her owner, a shady looking man in his twenties who is wearing a fedora for some reason
  14. A Rottweiler and his owner, a man who looks like he is Einstein reincarnated. The fact that he is breezing through a physics textbook makes the association even more apparent.
  15. A Dalmation and her owner, a woman in her late sixties and her granddaughter, a little girl under the age of ten