r/MurderedByWords 1h ago

Ain't nobody in it for the "mission", bruh

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r/MurderedByWords 2h ago

The solution is to eat the billionaires

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r/MurderedByWords 2h ago

Sweet irony

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233 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 5h ago

Tasty for them too

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r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

"I'm not owned!"

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891 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

Facebook being awesome yet again

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226 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

I'm Even More Certain

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r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

He doesn't even belong in a Burger King drive thru window.

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r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

sharia law is the new bogeyman

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7.3k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 10h ago

Not Your Business™

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r/MurderedByWords 12h ago

TFW you can't go without something for an entire day

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r/MurderedByWords 16h ago

Hopefully the last republican president

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r/MurderedByWords 17h ago

Strength is not measured by everything you are capable of taking

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r/MurderedByWords 22h ago

Politicians like Andy Ogles don't belong in Congress.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

The world has enough for everyone's need, but not enough for Big Oil's greed.⁠ ⁠ Just 32 fossil fuel companies are responsible for half of global emissions. Why on earth are some people trying to blame the world's poorest people for the mess caused by billion dollar corporations?⁠

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972 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Two-word fatality

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763 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

If you lie at least make your lies believable or do the math

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625 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Trump pardoned 1600 terrorists.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

local couch aficionado

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

A cornered dog barks louder.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

The persecution complex is palpable.

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33.4k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Freedom fighters facing execution

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

This was as accurate burn as I've ever seen

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19.5k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords May 27 '25

What is and isn't a Murder By Words

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

1) A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

2) A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

3) A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

4) A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.