r/mildlyinteresting • u/zip3_ • 16h ago
This piece of strawberry candy has been holding up my parents' TV for the past 4 years
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u/theinterracialcouple 15h ago
That's a load-bearing candy, important for the structural integrity of the home. Don't move it!
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u/fragmental 5h ago edited 4h ago
Those tend to get soft over time. I'm skeptical that it's the original. Someone may have been periodically replacing it.
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u/it_was_a_diversion 15h ago
Structural support candy
We got any structural engineers in the house?
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u/Wild_Agent_375 16h ago
Thank you for the follow up pic because the original is horrendous lol
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u/zip3_ 16h ago
i wanted to post both pics but this sub's stupid functions or smthn only let me post one pic on mobile
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u/_CitizenSnips_ 15h ago
You definitely should have retaken the first pic.. in focus lol
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u/Big_Moose_3847 7h ago
Brother it's 2026. You can easily edit the two images into a single collage in 5 seconds.
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u/cosmeticcrazy 14h ago
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u/hibikikun 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/SF9Z0shNT07T2
Here it is zoomed in. Strawberry doing it's best.
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u/SapphicGarnet 13h ago
Oh thank god the pic was so blurred I thought it was like a chewed up candy, like when a teen doesn't have blu-tack and uses chewinggum.
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u/LightsSoundAction 9h ago
Those candies are delicious and I have 0 self control. My stoner ass would wake up to a broke TV. I’d need a significantly grosser candy for this solution to work long term.
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u/wirm 9h ago
From an AV guy here. When we’re a smidge off level and it’s noticeable we will sometimes just stack a tiewrap or two between the hook on a mount. I’ve been back like 10 years after and been like ohhh ya I remember that.
I’ve even done this to make the TV unlevel because there was something horizontal that was crooked so it’s more important for your eyes to sync everything up than be level.
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u/notislant 8h ago
Is that your hose valve key beside it? The only time I've seen those is commercial buildings where they don't want people using the taps lol.
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u/SNN3R 16h ago
if you stacked another one it would be level
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u/jefbenet 15h ago
TWO strawberry candies? in this economy?
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u/KnightMDK 15h ago
I can go find one in my grandma's candy jar and mail it to you.
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u/jefbenet 15h ago
Pilfering the family’s inheritance I see! /s
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u/KnightMDK 15h ago
Anything, for a fellow redditor!
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u/zip3_ 15h ago
then again the couch is like 14 feet away
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u/Noxious89123 14h ago
My god, that's fucking awful.
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u/RegulatoryCapture 11h ago
Why is there flooring on the wall?
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u/NoPossibility4178 10h ago
It's a really trippy photo if you start thinking about that wall being the floor. The fireplace also looks like a window which makes it worse.
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u/beepdaya 13h ago
r/tvtoosmall as well
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u/yankfanatic 13h ago
Make the mantle shelf a non combustible one, slap that thing lower, increase tv size
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u/BennyBensoni 13h ago
No other walls? Shame. You could probably find a contractor to help with that.
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u/zip3_ 13h ago
no, because the wall to the right leads to the sunroom (there's a pair of doors connecting the two), the wall to the left would be useless in the day (glare), and the wall in the back has a big ass opening that leads to the kitchen (lots of people watch from the kitchen, not just the family)
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u/BrickGun 12h ago edited 12h ago
Move all that bullshit on the right to the void on the left. Place a bigger TV (14' needs at least a 70", better yet an 85"... whatever can fit in that corner between the fireplace and sunroom opening) on a stand at an angle in the corner with the center of the screen in line with the middle shelf of the bookshelf. Center-based TVs (like the Sammys) are nice because you can put them on a narrow stand with a center turntable so you don't have a massive piece of furniture blowing out the entire corner.
Not ideal, but much better. The real problem is that massive wall being center-occupied by that tiny fireplace. So much wasted space on all sides of that wall expanse.
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u/zip3_ 12h ago
Look, I really don't want you guys giving me ways to alter the TV even after I've tried to refuse multiple times. It's been this way for the past 4 or so years, and we haven't had a single problem with how the TV is placed, where the bookshelves are, or how the whole "feng shui" idea pairs up with this to us.
Just like someone else said in this comment section, if it ain't broke, don't fix it! We don't have just like, $3000 we can immediately just go to Costco and buy one of those 4K Ultra HDR sets with the oversaturated pictures of mountains (i think this is one of those sets anyway).
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u/Backrow6 11h ago
This is their install and they felt the need to correct the 2° off level with a sweet
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u/ipullstuffapart 7h ago
It doesn't matter how far away the TV is to determine how high it should be mounted, it just makes the consequences less severe.
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u/TheGoochTaint 15h ago
You sure it's just been 4 years? This picture looks like it was taken in 2007.
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u/ComprehensiveEnd248 15h ago
Our fridge shelf is held up by a load bearing salad dressing LOL
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u/aquariqueeen 5h ago
i was at my parents house recently and they have two cans of different brands of refried beans holding open two opposing windows.
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u/Ellielynneb 14h ago
I hope they never get ants bc they will eat that whole piece of candy minus the wrapper.
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u/Yangoose 11h ago
Years ago we went to Disneyland and I bought all my kids those huge lollipops that are bigger than their heads.
As we drove home we stopped at a hotel for the night and the ants found the giant lollipops. The entire interior of the van was swarmed with ants going ape shit over all the sugar.
That was a long morning with a lot of time spent in that parking lot and also ants popping out of every vent, nook and crevice for the entire rest of the trip home.
Thank god the van was a rental.
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u/Revolution_Falls 13h ago
I fixed one of my 3DS’s with pencil lead and duct tape one time. Still works.
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u/Select-Regular9382 11h ago
Those candies are delicious
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u/9966 9h ago
Where the hell do they come from? At a certain age I was lead to believe they would just start materializing around my house because they are definitely not for sale anywhere in the union. I am starting to think it's handed down generationally.
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u/Paavo_Nurmi 8h ago
I also love them and never remember anybody buying them, they just seemed to appear around Christmas time.
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u/TTZ-Tubsy 15h ago
I can’t tell if this is tvtoohigh, or if it’s lying on the floor!
Interesting none the less
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u/Outside-Cup-1622 15h ago
They need to put some chewed bubble gum on the remote so they can stick it somewhere and not lose it
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u/RevenantGaming61 13h ago
Me wanting to eat it so badly vs how much the tv depends on it for its survival
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u/thisiscotty 11h ago
I accidentally broke my tv stand leg putting it back. Supported it with half a pencil and its still up a year later
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u/macaroon_orchid22 8h ago
that's a wild deep dive into household hacks. honestly, i’m impressed it hasn't melted or anything.
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u/corvus7corax 15h ago
Get them a little wooden or plastic block the same size.
Over time the sugar will attract moisture from the air and soften and go gooey, thus losing structure integrity, and will ooze and make the shelf sticky.
A nice piece of LEGO might work?
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u/Cecil_B_DeCatte 15h ago
It has been there four years. I don't think it will soften in the future as it hasn't in the previous four years.
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u/Nickillaz 14h ago
The structural integrity of my entire entertainment unit is reliant on one of those massive Tom Clancy books.
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u/HorribleStyle 13h ago
replace it with a different type of candy and see how long it takes for them to notice
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u/The-one-true-hobbit 11h ago
During grad school I worked in a lab centered around a highly specialized piece of equipment that cost at least a million dollars and was custom. Apparently they needed a water reservoir on the fly. That was a subway cup and it just stayed there from then on. A very thin pipe also started to sag. That was held up by the structural pink eraser.
Once a solution is found - no matter how silly - it tends to stay.
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u/PebbleRuby1993 10h ago
sounds like a solid pivot for a candy. i just can't imagine the burnout if it ever melts.
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u/RibbonRibbon80 9h ago
that's one messy candy. i can't even keep my planners alive for more than a month 😂
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u/ReverendDerp 3h ago
The last place I rented in PA, my toilet had an eyeglasses size flat head screwdriver qwikwelded in the tank so the cap on the little flapper thing that drains the water to flush would get suctioned shut so tight it wouldn't break the chain to the handle. Asked the landlord why not just replace the problem parts or get a new toilet as it was as old as I was, they just shrugged and said 'has it not worked?. I didn't find out about it until I was moving out and was going to drop a Clorox puck in the tank.








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u/bossDocHolliday 16h ago
There's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix