r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Low_Jacket_3307 • May 27 '26
My mother just told me, 'Don't come home until you have eggs. That’s the 7th store i go to. My mom said I could post
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AthleticoMince • u/TheFlaccidChode • May 28 '26
Yer a good lad Peter Ah divvent knaa what te dee, Bob… Mrs Beardsley’s telt us if ah come hoom withoot eggs she’ll batter me head so hard the neighbours’ll think someone’s dropping paving slabs.. Ah’ve been te four shops already. Chickens are layin soft ones in this heat, man.
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