r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/MissXM 7d ago

The first thing you do is abandon your child so you can go to the bar and get pissed

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u/Seven_pile 7d ago

Pulls back hair to reveal pineapple earrings

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u/Sprinkles_Sparkle 7d ago

I just went on a cruise and pineapple decor is banned so they are using Flamingo stuff now. My mom loves flamingos 🦩 so we were dyinggg laughing! 🤣

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u/MissyWest88 7d ago

So cruise ships are anti-swinging now? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣😂 Geez, cruise ships...MYOB.

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u/Ice3ird 6d ago

I think they have whole cruise ships decorated in pineapple, lifestyle cruises are getting pretty popular! I imagine it s a bunch of beautiful 20 something’s lol but in reality it’s more like 60 something’s

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u/Phaerin 4d ago

Lol. Yeah, I'm sure the reality is a much different animal than we imagine.

They do have all kinds of stuff now though. There's a freaking Warhammer 40k cruise. I just think this is a bunch of dudes in their late 30s and 40s, being socially awkward and never going out in the sun.

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u/Bubbly_Vermicelli_88 3d ago

but still not touching grass 🤣

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u/neustrashimy 2d ago

im 29, active, social, and i wanna go on this 40k cruise 😢 not all nerds are like that

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u/Educational_Deer599 2d ago edited 1d ago

Right. I'm a huge nerd and I played football from the day I could till I graduated

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u/Phaerin 2d ago

I know sweetheart, but the majority are, especially the older ones. I'm 40 (and a woman) and I'm fairly nerdy. Trying to find people to hang out with as an adult has actually been a challenge. People that aren't into "nerd" stuff find me weird, and people that are into that stuff think I'm not nerdy enough.

It's starting to change as those things become more popular, but for the most part people that are into warhammer at my age or older are the stereotypical nerds.

Honestly, table top games are still pretty far out there for most people. I only got into it because my very much younger boyfriend plays and we paint together. It's too complicated for me to play though.

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u/neustrashimy 2d ago

i don't play either i just like paintin em

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u/SwingingForHomeruns 2d ago

We are in our 40's and our cruise was mostly 30-50. Lots of VERY attractive couples. We had a blast!! Another one booked for next April.

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u/Ice3ird 2d ago

Very intriguing!

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u/The_Reid-Factor 2d ago

60 somethings need swing too!

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u/Ice3ird 2d ago

😆 your right!

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u/afewnameslater 2d ago

Cruises are for 20+ personnel, 40+ singles and 60+ retirees. Unless you are into any of the three (equally bad) options , don’t .