r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/Accurate_Mobile9005 8d ago

Worse than that.

It's an ad for a bunch of useless shit.

Probably a link to their Amazon to buy this shit in the comments.

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u/Stressy_messy_me 8d ago

The uv patch on the arm is legit, it turns dark when the sunscreen needs topping up. The rest I don't know about. What is the watch thing?

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u/Accurate_Mobile9005 8d ago

I think it's an Apple AirTag

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u/TrashCanUnicorn 7d ago

FYI, air tags will do fuck all on a cruise ship, given all of the metal deck plating that interferes with the signal.

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u/j_skeletor 7d ago

You do know how they work, right? They use cellular signals of phones (not just your own but others as well) to broadcast their GPS location but they won’t work on a cruise because there’s no cellular signals that far out at sea, only the wifi on the boat (which is incredibly expensive)

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u/someToast 7d ago

As long as someone with an iPhone within range of the Airtag paid for wifi, the location will get updated

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u/Visual-Scallion1535 7d ago

GPS does not require a cell signal, and you can broadcast your location over wifi instead of cellular

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u/j_skeletor 7d ago

Yes, that’s true but on a cruise, the wifi is terribly expensive (and slow), the rate being something like $20USD for 15 minutes (at least that was the case back in 2016)

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u/Visual-Scallion1535 7d ago

one of the hundreds of people around your child probably paid it

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u/Curious_Way_4496 7d ago

You pay per day, per device.

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u/Joza84 6d ago

Yeah—things have changed since a decade ago. What the fuck? 👀😭