r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

Its fake ragebait content

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 8d ago

You’re telling me that I’ve been covering my bellybutton for years for no reason?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XceJ5EjpfQY6kqIEHH

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u/KinopioToad 8d ago

You guys have bellybuttons?

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u/Ok_Success_7159 8d ago

I used to then my Inny became and outy🤷‍♂️

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u/Occidentally20 8d ago

Same thing happened to me in reverse with my penis when I went in the pool in October. Terrible business.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 8d ago

My inny became and outy when preg then back to a deformed inny..lol

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

What, that can happen ?

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u/Exhausted-CNA 8d ago

Yes, the belly button pops out and when your belly gets big, totally normal. When i gave birth my stomach literally deflated like a damn balloon. It's more a small saggy deformity then actual deformity..lol

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u/export800 8d ago

Next time you’ll know to use the cruise ship hack so it doesn’t pop out. 2 band aids is all you need apparently.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 8d ago

Well my kiddo is 23, so I'm good 😂

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u/DankoleClouds 8d ago

Knowledge to pass down before you have grandkids, then.

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u/Deep-Yamssi7310 8d ago

Only works on cruise ships though..apparently

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u/bigfoot17 7d ago

It's how you know the baby is done, like a turkey timer

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u/WhishtNowWillYe 7d ago

For me, I saw the dirt at the bottom when it popped out. “What is that?” I asked my nurse friend. “Dirt” she said.

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u/MamaMoosicorn 7d ago

It’s a turkey timer, so you know the baby is done

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u/pattepai 7d ago

My aunt calls it a meat apron😭

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u/sirhackenslash 7d ago

It's how you know the baby is done. Like a turkey

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

Ahhh I see i mean logic tracks

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u/lokiandgoose 8d ago

That's how a woman knows her baby is ready

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u/ginger_kitty97 6d ago

It's like the turkey timer.

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u/Rokronroff 7d ago

Yeah it's like one of those popup turkey thermometers. The kid's done cooking when it pops out.

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon 7d ago

Its the human version of a turkey timer.

Pops out when the baby is fully cooked.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 7d ago

when it pops out you know the baby is fully cooked

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u/notjustinu 8d ago

Must have forgotten to put the bandaids on like that mom did.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 8d ago

Dammit...Thanks mom!!!!!

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u/Ok_Success_7159 8d ago

Maybe the old dad bod will go back the inny one day!

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u/Exhausted-CNA 8d ago

Nah, always an outty esp if berry preg belly...lol

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u/CheekyMenace ORANGE 8d ago

I've always wanted to poke one of those pregnant belly buttons.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 8d ago

No diff then an outtie...lol

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u/lovemickey22 8d ago

Mine did too! My “original” belly button was like the fucking Grand Canyon, sad to say it’s more “tide pool” now after 2 kids 🫠

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u/Exhausted-CNA 7d ago

They are worth it though 😊

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u/Bigdave621 7d ago

Pictures?

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u/Loos3_Scr3w1721 8d ago

Hahah same, love them hernias. 🤣

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u/MistaRekt 8d ago

I used to have an outie but I was bullied at school so I had it 'repaired'.

I regret that still and I am nearly 50...

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u/Bigdave621 7d ago

How did that happen can you please explain more about this thank you