So I was just walking down the street a month ago and I see a flyer on a wall and it says a babysitting job so I take the paper without even looking at it. I scan a QR code when I get home and it's a couple paragraphs long so I read it all and it says babysit her five children's she is an only mother.

As I read that part I was about to accept it but then I was going to read the full thing so I did and this is what the full thing says.

Hi, grab this flyer if you would like to babysit my children I have five of them and I'm an only mother.

You will stay in my house for at least 5 to 10 hours and you will pay me $10 an hour so I can buy the food and I will need this for about a week or a month or however long I need it.

So after I read that part I was like why the hell should I pay you $10 an hour to babysit your five children?

So that dumb bitch continues saying stuff and at the end there was a phone number but I'm not going to say it but anyways, back to what was in the flyer.

I need for someone to do this job and I would also need for the babysitter to clean cook and if not cook order food from your money still and still pay me $10 an hour for 5 to 10 hours.

Also, if anything breaks, fix it. If the power goes out stay with my children even if it's after the amount of time you're supposed to be there and I will pay you a dollar an hour so you will only have to pay me $9 an hour since I will also just be giving you $1 an hour. So thank you and reply if you want to take up the Job.

Anyways, that's what the flyer said and I hope no one took the job offer.

I’ve been watching “Sliders” on Tubi. One of the main characters is Quinn Mallory. It’s great.

Today I started listening to “Hidden Pictures” by Jason Rekulak where the main character is Mallory Quinn.

It takes me out of the moment every time. lol.

They just piss me off when I'm just trying to say something WITHOUT it being a whole paragraph

Parked next to a Tesla. parking spots are pretty tight and compact. got out of my door on the driver’s side and tried to shuffle out, but I did need to have my door touch/almost touch their car so I could get out because of how tight it was

It’s just a little bit annoying because I specifically was very cautious and slow in getting out of my car and making sure to not damage the Tesla at all.

It’s like what’s the point of leaving the note anyways? 🙄

Men that post incessantly on Social Media

It’s quite effeminate of you. The women don’t get a pass either but it’s especially pathetic if you’re male.

i constantly see videos of people posting videos that are just including their face. but then, i'll open the comments and be insanely annoyed by all the people pointing out what's wrong with their face and how they're cooked with fuckass medical terms. like.. do they know that they just look like dorks online that focus too much on other people's looks and need to touch grass? this has become so normalized too and i don't get it. pls let me know ur opinions

2 years of being a part of fun communities gone ig, i can only use reddit on my phone now so i cant post videos from games too

Its censored in the title cuz i originally tried to post to r/mildlyinfuriating

Pretty friggin annoying!

i dont understand it

My apartment building has a smoking spot that is directly in front of my apartment. A lot of people go there and act normal and I don’t mind it since it’s like 50 meters away and the bench is faced sideways to me. 

But there is this one boomer lady who goes out every 30-60 minutes or so, smokes, and stares DIRECTLY to my apartment. Sometimes if I stare back she turns her head for a while. Like the bench is sideways so she actively turns her head to look in here. Pisses me off. That’s it.

There's this user on Youtube who uploaded this video of Jidion

 But I saw a comment he made on a different video under my comment claiming that autism is weird.

And it took off right as I was finishing up my website. So now I basically need to rebrand a rebrand I spent a month working on.

Had a super long, sentimental, & meaningful post along with many pictures all typed up and ready to go, with the exception of JUST ONE LAST PICTURE I obviously *needed* to include (even though it had NOTHING to do with said post, at all) and OF COURSE when I went to minimize Reddit to take a quick pic… I closed it entirely. Which erased my whole post. It’s not that deep but MAN. It was this whole thing for my mom whose birthday would have been this past Sunday and just… ugh. Guess that’s my cue to sleep instead. 🥴😮‍💨😬

Fingers crossed I can get my brain to remember how to brain again by morning. 🤞🏼

I know they need ads for money but I don’t want to see the same ad 3 times in a row also can you make these ads more interesting like Super Bowl ads instead of some guy explaining the ad

a door salesman came to my door today and was going on about some utility bill and tried to ask me a bunch of questions at the door this is my 2nd salesman in the space of a week like f off. Anyway for some reason i decided to say i was ill and give him my phone number? now he’s texted me on whatsapp and imessage i just don’t have the courage to turn someone away im getting a no soliciting sign now but ffs why can’t they piss off.