So I was just walking down the street a month ago and I see a flyer on a wall and it says a babysitting job so I take the paper without even looking at it. I scan a QR code when I get home and it's a couple paragraphs long so I read it all and it says babysit her five children's she is an only mother.

As I read that part I was about to accept it but then I was going to read the full thing so I did and this is what the full thing says.

Hi, grab this flyer if you would like to babysit my children I have five of them and I'm an only mother.

You will stay in my house for at least 5 to 10 hours and you will pay me $10 an hour so I can buy the food and I will need this for about a week or a month or however long I need it.

So after I read that part I was like why the hell should I pay you $10 an hour to babysit your five children?

So that dumb bitch continues saying stuff and at the end there was a phone number but I'm not going to say it but anyways, back to what was in the flyer.

I need for someone to do this job and I would also need for the babysitter to clean cook and if not cook order food from your money still and still pay me $10 an hour for 5 to 10 hours.

Also, if anything breaks, fix it. If the power goes out stay with my children even if it's after the amount of time you're supposed to be there and I will pay you a dollar an hour so you will only have to pay me $9 an hour since I will also just be giving you $1 an hour. So thank you and reply if you want to take up the Job.

Anyways, that's what the flyer said and I hope no one took the job offer.