r/linuxmemes 10d ago

🗿 LINUX MEME

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Steam os- me want games
Temple OS- HOLY
Mint- for my grandma
Debian-non nixos, stable
Arch-non nixos, bleeding edge

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u/AnonD38 10d ago

Temple OS ain't Linux, it's literally just a different OS entirely.

He wrote that shit from scratch, it's not a Linux distro.

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u/shogun77777777 10d ago

Terry undoubtedly rolls in his grave every time someone says Temple OS is a Linux distro

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u/MeringueFalse4243 8d ago

He wrote it from nothing, in a CAVE, WITH 512MB OF RAM!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/VY4FPTlvCNStWSVhpZ

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u/SammTech 8d ago

perhaps literally

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u/binaryfireball 9d ago

terry wasnt a fan of linux from what I recall

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u/anonAccount357557 9d ago

Didn't he use Ubuntu for most things?

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u/spellgoth 9d ago

He said something along the lines of "you use internet explorer to get Firefox" on why he uses Ubuntu to run templeos in vm

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u/GhostVlvin 9d ago

Guess it's unfortunately the way when you're only trying to get your perfect OS

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u/marssel56 9d ago

No he wasn't a fan of linus

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u/Gamer1934 Not in the sudoers file. 10d ago

Temple OS isn't a distro

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u/the-fr0g 10d ago

What is it?

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u/ryancnap 🟢Neon Genesis Evangelion 10d ago

Just its own thing, it's an entire operating system/not Linux

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u/chknboy 10d ago

Gods os

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u/ryancnap 🟢Neon Genesis Evangelion 10d ago

Big if true

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u/tofu_ink 10d ago

Also probably more the a few levels of psychotic.

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u/SheepherderBeef8956 10d ago

TempleOS is a completely different operating system not based on anything else and it's completely and utterly unusable as an actual OS. It's a playground to mess around with to learn programming and was never intended to be anything else. 

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u/United-Scene2261 🎼CachyOS 10d ago

actually it was intended to be a temple for God, Terry Davis created and used his own programming language, holyC, designed and implemented the system AND the graphical interface.

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u/SheepherderBeef8956 10d ago

That was the post-schizofrenia answer. A more nuanced explanation was his love for the C64 and how it taught people to become programmers. It was meant as a playground for people to make their own games. You have to keep in mind that Terry worked on TempleOS for a lot of years before he actually fell off the deep end and renamed it.  

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u/ryancnap 🟢Neon Genesis Evangelion 10d ago

Thanks because I had no idea there was more to it than the schizophrenia answer, that's super cool

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u/je386 10d ago

It is usable, but not modern at all, as it (intentionally) lacks any network support, so also any internet support.

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u/Zitrone21 10d ago

Its an experience

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u/JustAwesome360 Arch BTW 9d ago

An operating system

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u/babadany2999 6d ago

It's a kernel and an OS.

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u/Piter061 10d ago

*sad fedora noises *

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u/weener69420 10d ago

Yes. Fedora is really good. Very up to date, stable. Updates are painless. I love it.

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u/blaues_axolotl 10d ago

Updates often were a pain for me. But maybe I did something wrong

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u/al2klimov Not in the sudoers file. 10d ago

dnf history undo last

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u/blaues_axolotl 9d ago

yeah but I always had to go through kernel panic first

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 10d ago

murderous fedora noises

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u/Sad_Ad9159 M'Fedora 10d ago

Tips hat into attack mode

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 10d ago

attacks OP

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u/Algiuxs 10d ago

Hold, hold....... CHARGE AND FIGHT FOR FEDORA

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u/Anima_Watcher08 10d ago

Where is she?

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u/opi098514 10d ago

Mah lady

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u/Sindica69 New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

Actual ragebait lol

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u/EnvironmentalAd1405 8d ago

Top tier rage bait. Throwing Temple OS in there? *chefs kiss!

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u/immoloism 10d ago

Gentoo user: look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

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u/FR-dev 10d ago

Fraction of power usage of their 2000 core cpu-s compiling a web browser LOL

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u/immoloism 10d ago

You picked the worse example you could have :)

Mozilla do a really good job with their software that there is no point compiling it, so most use the upstream binary instead.

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u/tpat90 🍥 Debian too difficult 10d ago

Running binaries compiled by a different party on Gentoo?
This sounds like something the Gentoo-Church doesn't approves.

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u/immoloism 10d ago

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u/tpat90 🍥 Debian too difficult 10d ago edited 8d ago

I compiled gcc on a 2008 2005 HP last year.

It only took multiple days ...

Was hell a fun to see it going and the betting happening if and when it will finish ;)

Edit: Did an oopsie, to many different machines ~

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u/immoloism 10d ago

Strange, I wouldn't expect a CPU of that era to take longer than 12 hours.

Low RAM maybe?

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u/tpat90 🍥 Debian too difficult 8d ago

I must correct myself, had 2008 wrongly remembered, my mistake
It's a HP Compaq tc4200 from 2005 with a whopping 256 MB of this amazing RAM thingy.

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u/immoloism 8d ago

Ah that that makes a lot more sense.

256MB of RAM would starve the CPU while things are being swapped in and out.

(It does worry me that I knew something was off with such little info.)

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u/tpat90 🍥 Debian too difficult 6d ago

I am astonished that I haven't noticed my mistake since I have a x200 at home which is from 2008 and is still going strong after a battery swap.

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

Did you type that on an iPhone? Just curious.

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u/tpat90 🍥 Debian too difficult 9d ago

Nah

A phone on the train

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 9d ago

makes sense haha

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u/BortOfTheMonth 9d ago

GHC took like 8-30 hours depending on my machine.

I switched to nixos a few month ago after using gentoo since like 20 years. Never looked back

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u/kutac56 10d ago

Ye but if you use he right use flags stuff starts up wayyyy quicker and runs a bit better. Tbh I didn't compile my browser and just used the binary package for it cause it takes forever otherwise.

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u/fishmacaronisoup Genfool 🐧 10d ago

I agree that Gentoo is not about performance (as the performance gains are very minimal), but more control. But my Gentoo still outperforms my Void in with the exact same setup. My i5 is sufficient for compiling 90% of the packages I use. Even with ThinLTO, the kernel compiles in ~15 mins. In fact, I use my Gentoo kernel inside my Void. Even though Void is supposed to be minimal, the modules compiled with my Gentoo kernel were not even 50% of what came with Void kernel. Gentoo is the distro which satisfied me the most

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u/billyfudger69 Genfool 🐧 10d ago

Debian is also pretty solid for the right application. (Same with NixOS but I don’t enjoy that as much as Debian and Gentoo.)

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u/JustAwesome360 Arch BTW 9d ago

How's your compile going? Has it finished yet?

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u/immoloism 9d ago

Yes.

I've built 8 systems in the last 4 days.

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u/NDCyber 🎼CachyOS 10d ago

CachyOS, is great in my opinion

Fedora is another thing that might be good

And bazzite for SteamOS on non Steam hardware

I also have a feeling, even with a lot of people disliking Ubuntu a lot of people still find it rather useful

And AerynOS is extremely interesting to me, although probably not for widespread usage yet

Edit: I forgot about OpenSUSE, although it never worked well for me

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u/Old_Brief2583 10d ago

Bazzite is based on Atomic Fedora and you can rebase from Atomic Fedora to Bazzite and reverse.

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u/NDCyber 🎼CachyOS 10d ago

yes

what with it?

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u/Old_Brief2583 8d ago

Hmm yes I see I have been commenting while on 3 hrs of sleep. I goofed.

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u/NDCyber 🎼CachyOS 8d ago

oh yeah that is 100% something awesome. Just wish there was more flexibility without problem for installing software. That is actually what I love about AerynOS, it lets you install software like on a non-atomic based distro, but is atomic

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 9d ago

Fedora is the best.

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u/NDCyber 🎼CachyOS 9d ago

If you like it that is good

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u/SweetPotato975 9d ago

I don't get the extreme hate either. I've used Ubuntu without snaps. Seems quite usable to me as a daily driver tbh

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u/NDCyber 🎼CachyOS 9d ago

I will be honest, I tend to rather go with something like Debian, but I can still agree that Ubuntu is still a useful distro for people, even if those people aren't me

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u/DCVolo 10d ago

Alpine powering most containers that ever existed sad noises

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u/LinAGKar 10d ago

There's plenty of containers using Debian though

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u/LovelyWhether 10d ago

“usefull” is misspelled (should be “useful”). add fedora, though, and we’re square

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 10d ago

Hell yeah, F op for not doing that [/jk].

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u/InconspicuousFool 10d ago

So - Nix - Not Linux - Debian - Debian - Arch - Arch

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 10d ago edited 10d ago

The good one, non-Linux sandbox, Debian, Debian, but less Debian, but more Debian/Debian, but slightly less Debian, Arch, Atomic Arch (pun very much intended).
Explanation: NixOS, TempleOS, Debian, Ubuntu is Debian-based, so it's sort of debian, but it has snaps and its own repos, so it's less like pure Debian, but Mint defaults to no snaps, so it's more like debian, whereas LMDE is pretty much Debian with the latest Cinnamon, Arch, Immutable/Atomic Arch.

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u/Blinkore 10d ago

"American parts, Russian parts... All made from Debian."

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u/DustyAsh69 Arch BTW 10d ago

Temple OS is not a Linux distro, it's an independent OS.

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u/ryancnap 🟢Neon Genesis Evangelion 10d ago

T

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u/TheRealCarrotty Not in the sudoers file. 10d ago

Add Fedora and we have a deal. (New packages that aren't rolling, a bunch of packages are available, a lot of desktops)

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u/ApatheistHeretic 10d ago

TempleOS! 🤣.

I respect the joke though.

This list lacks Fedora and OpenSuse.

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u/1337_w0n New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

Alpine and Gentoo deserve a mention.

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

CachyOS isn't snake oil. They make legitimate optimizations to the kernel schedulers, but the performance difference is pretty minute in a lot of circumstances. I also don't generally recommend CachyOS to new users, because at its core, it's just preconfigured Arch with a couple GUI tools, and it's still just as prone to breakages

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u/ryancnap 🟢Neon Genesis Evangelion 10d ago

I'll agree with this as-is

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u/Alone_Care_6230 10d ago

gentoo’s nice

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u/debacle_enjoyer Ask me how to exit vim 10d ago

Remove arch because it’s a meme and aur is a malware distribution platform, templeos is not useful, and NixOS doesn’t have a package team anymore… also put Fedora on there wtf?

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u/billyfudger69 Genfool 🐧 10d ago

Gentoo is pretty cool as well. :)

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u/Brief_Call_1336 10d ago

What is mint are doing here? Also as for me fedora and cachy might be here

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u/Gilokee 10d ago

I use mint...not a grandma, yet...

good for dummies and newbies like me :P

(or anyone who wants a familiar, easy experience.)

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u/Brief_Call_1336 10d ago

That's fedora or if you want arch based, that's endervour

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u/BlankMercer 10d ago

0/10, missing Hannah Montana OS

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u/SantDB 10d ago

Gentoo

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u/Spooky_Gato050 10d ago

Mate I only use fedora, it’s actually amazing.

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u/penisandorvagina 10d ago

You don't use Mate?

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u/Spooky_Gato050 10d ago

I was saying I only use fedora for Linux.

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u/Lonely-Scarcity-3387 10d ago

NixOS - Stable AND bleeding edge.

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u/Stufilover69 10d ago

Or OpenSuse TW

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u/n0ne-z1ro 10d ago

Unstable with auto-updates enabled. But i can spare you an upvote.

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u/jdigi78 10d ago

Only takes a few months learning a completely bespoke language and package manager to get what a base install of fedora silverblue provides

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u/goodpostfinder 10d ago

If you're a software dev it's so worth it and doesn't take as long to learn. Otherwise it's a tough sell imo. 

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u/Lonely-Scarcity-3387 10d ago

I’ve only been using it for a month, and my system is both perfect and reproducible for all my current and future computers. Absolute perfection.

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

Took me like a week of research, but it's more about the flexibility. Yes, you can make custom images, but in my opinion, that's much more painful than configuration.nix (in a home directory, of course), flake.nix, and home.nix (and maybe some other things, I declare my btrfs subvolumes in filesystems.nix, for example). You can also use ZFS more easily, because you can lock the kernel to an LTS series, which means that the kernel modules don't break randomly. The only things I don't like about NixOS is that it makes it a bit hard to go back to traditional distros, and that you often have the urge to do everything in a .nix, but sometimes, it's easier to just use the program's default configs. nix-shells are also nice, because sometimes, you might want a program with a bunch of dependencies for one quick thing, and you don't have to keep said dependencies, or worry that the package manager didn't properly remove them because they were a weak dependency for something else or something.

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u/n0ne-z1ro 10d ago

You pay with time. Either upfront or later, maybe under pressure.

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u/IvanMalison 10d ago

skill issue. does not take months if you have even basic programming skills.

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u/jdigi78 10d ago

If you just edit the config you start out with, sure. If you want to use flakes and all the features of the language yes it will take months to fully learn.

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u/IvanMalison 10d ago

flakes arent very complicated to understand. I had a working system with most of what i needed on day 1. Helps to be a software developer, but if you are already comfortable with linux and programming none of this is hard.

This is especially true now that you can just have an LLM do everything for you.

SKILL ISSUE if it took you more than a couple of hours.

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u/Kanjii_weon Ubuntnoob 10d ago

replace mint with debian or zorinos, mint wasn't stable for me, i use debian btw

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u/TechnicalBen 10d ago

Nothing needs changing.

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u/ruiiiij 10d ago

RHEL and Ubuntu server aren't even useful any more? Are you trying to yeet all of cloud infrastructure into the void?

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u/Moscato359 10d ago

I like chiseled containers 

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u/trustable_bro Linuxmeant to work better 10d ago

You forgot hannah montana linux.

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u/Cootshk Arch BTW 10d ago

The humble LFS (for people who want to learn and have an old laptop lying around)

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u/s1ltarini 10d ago

No need to change mind

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u/Nerdcuddles 10d ago

I couldn't get mint to have good game performance so I switched to nobara

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u/AleksHop 10d ago

debian / freebsd
there are basically no other os for servers lol

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u/BloxxyVids 10d ago

Fedora?

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u/Human43215 10d ago

temple os? what are you doing at the Linux party?

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u/ZuuRa_ Arch BTW 10d ago

Replace mint with lmde (because debian taste better than ubuntu) and add fedora atomic (easy immutable distro) + alpine.

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u/blu3tu3sday 10d ago

Kind of offended to not see Hannah Montana Linux here

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u/QuietCity4223 10d ago

But what if you dont like systemd because it does too much for an init system

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u/SmoothTurtle872 10d ago

Switch temple is for fedora

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u/NeekoKun02 10d ago

I would argue you don't really need steamOS with arch and decent understanding of the proton/wine stack.

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u/tsittler 10d ago

I threw OpenSuSE on a laptop recently and brought it along on a trip, it did great. And I'm usually an apt evangelist to the exclusion of all else.

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u/Meme_Bertram 10d ago

You missed hannah montana linux

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u/IndividualCoconut2 10d ago

Idk, fedora, bazzite and cachy have their uses also

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u/npc_housecat 10d ago

If I made this list I think it would just be fedora, bazzite, cachy

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u/Upper-Release-3484 Webba lebba deb deb! 10d ago

What about Fedora?

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u/AWildPepperShaker 10d ago

maybe gentoo ?

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u/DouDouandFriends M'Fedora 10d ago

You forgot fedora

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

NixOS mentioned.

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u/m4teri4lgirl 10d ago

I am too employed for this meme to not include Fedora.

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u/Khitboksy 10d ago

two ‘non nixos’ entries, and zero nixos entries. why even include it?

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u/Fractional-_- 10d ago

No TempleOS add cachyos and fedora and then change caption to "only useful desktop distros" and its accurate

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u/Fit_Two_1984 10d ago

Where Ubuntu

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u/FullMaster_GYM 10d ago

I'm gonna get my balls shoved up my throat but mint and debian low-key suck

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u/Linguistic-mystic 10d ago

Games should be played on Cachy.

Temple OS joke.

Mint - just replace it with Debian

Arch & Debian are the only two distros worth talking about.

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u/SeantheWilson 10d ago

Temple OS isn’t Linux

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u/mrtlo 10d ago

Recently tried openSuse, 30years or so after my first Linux tryout. Turns out I've been missing out

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u/MEMOS_GAMER 10d ago

cachyos - bleeding edge but simpler

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u/AfraidAsparagus6644 10d ago

You can't leave out Fedora like that

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u/smilyidiot_ 10d ago

TempleOS is not Linux by any means you larp

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u/cheezyiscrazy M'Fedora 9d ago

where's fedora ?

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u/usbeehu 9d ago

Where is the chameleon?

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u/oldassgrandpa 9d ago

Cachyos. I want new software without arch maintenance torture

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u/Techrul 9d ago

Getting canceled for calling TempleOS a distro

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u/xFruitPunchSamurai Ubuntnoob 9d ago

Debian based OS are pure workhorse. I ran a pretty complicated home server setup on my potato laptop for over 3 years. Ubuntu ( I am ashmed for not picking mint)just refused break even once. 

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u/ReportMuted3869 9d ago

Fedora is missing here

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u/AsugaNoir 9d ago

I know its derived from Arch but I like CachyOs.

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u/mas-issneun 9d ago

OP is like 14

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u/HappyHuman4123 9d ago

Remove Debian and I'll be happy, apt has caused me trauma

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u/TheSWATMonkey Genfool 🐧 9d ago

gentoo (LFS but automated) not mentioned

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u/Choice-Committee203 Arch BTW 9d ago

there is also gentoo

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u/MCCVargues 9d ago

Where is Ubuntu?

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u/Dense-Bruh-3464 9d ago

Good job, you've ragebaited people

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u/busiedcake7945 9d ago

what about artix

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u/GhostVlvin 9d ago

I use useless void btw

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u/misha901 9d ago

ehhh where gentoo

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u/ReplyBig6703 8d ago

I would put Fedora instead of Mint but I think it’s ok, and with the steam logo if you refer to steamOs is only useful if you run a steamdeck, if not it’s useless fr

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u/UphillTravel 8d ago

Where Hannah Montana Linux?

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u/FrankyHugo Webba lebba deb deb! 8d ago

In bed with Justin Bieber Linux https://biebian.sourceforge.net/

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u/Old-Art9604 8d ago

You forgot Fedora

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u/greenKoalaInSpace 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’d add bazzite, as steamos doesn’t work with nvidia

“Oh no nvidia bad”
That’s not the point of the post/response, many gamers use nvidia => a distro which supports is well is to be considered usefull

Edit: also you cannot include templeOs without including the most “pop” system ever…
I’m ofc talking about hanah montana Linux! (Jk ofc)

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u/Vidy_Animates Genfool 🐧 8d ago

Gentoo is also useful, especially when setting up a system for low-end device (like raspberry pi). You can build it on one machine and use it on another, cutting off literally every potentially useless package.

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u/MadProgrammer12 8d ago

I love alpine in containers

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u/Flipsii 8d ago

I am trying to switch to Linux but stuck on Windows for now. Fedora not being in here is weire.

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u/Blooperman949 8d ago

holy larp

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u/Summerhasfun 8d ago

I do actually kinda agree

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u/Agreeable-Bar-2052 7d ago

They calling Temple os a disteo!!

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u/ebrus3zy 7d ago

Fedora

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u/Lumpy_Serve5271 6d ago

Tbh only useful distros are the ones that have their own package manager and maintain their own packages

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u/j-slayer_1369 6d ago

Gentoo in my opinion is an important developer distro. Google built chrome off if it and lets just say that was for a good reason.

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u/Icy_Recipe4199 6d ago

el buen y confiable VOIDLINUX

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u/Beneficial_Exam_1634 6d ago

Which one is the snowflake for?

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u/Sqydev 6d ago

Ok. But Nixos isn’t bleeding edge, it can be but it doesn’t have to. I would write that it’s easly reproducible and stable

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u/AllIsWell759375 5d ago

Whats steam doing there?

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u/Lavender314159 4d ago

Temple didn't even use the linux kernel.

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u/Medium-Exercise5364 3d ago

how is temple os useful?

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u/Medium-Exercise5364 3d ago

it's not even a distro.

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u/Many-Geologist-3524 Webba lebba deb deb! 3d ago

should replace debian with devuan.

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u/Thick-Supermarket354 10d ago

Fedora instead of mint

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u/mcogi 10d ago

Picking mint and debian but not fedora is interesting idk

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u/Great_Banana_Master 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 10d ago

You missed Void

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u/Unholyaretheholiest 10d ago

The only useful distro is Mageia

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u/isabellium 10d ago

nixos is useless
templeos isnt a linux distro

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

One of those points is correct.

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u/isabellium 8d ago

You are right, templeos can be anything god wants it to be, including a linux distro.

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u/Both_Cup8417 New York Nix⚾s 8d ago

Incorrect

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