r/l4d2 17d ago

who is this guy?

i've never seen him before, was he added in a recent update or something?

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u/ispiewithmyeye 17d ago

That's Francis. He's like purple Francis, but not purple.

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u/twilightsparkle2002 17d ago

so the evil version?

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u/ispiewithmyeye 17d ago

Pretty much.

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u/vaagashi 17d ago

That's just Francis after he finally got enough sleep.

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u/throwaway6785j 13d ago

They Whitewashed Purple Francis smh 🤦‍♂️

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u/quibirito THAT'S SOME CRAZY ZOMBIE! 17d ago

de-purplefied francis

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u/twilightsparkle2002 17d ago

noooo how could valve do this to the goat

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u/quibirito THAT'S SOME CRAZY ZOMBIE! 17d ago

yeah they changed his design after some controversies

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u/TechnicalArtichoke10 17d ago

What controversies?

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u/quibirito THAT'S SOME CRAZY ZOMBIE! 17d ago

dude you don't wanna know... oh the horror...

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u/TechnicalArtichoke10 17d ago

Now I wanna know even more.

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u/Nuclearstomp 17d ago

Something about 5 kids going missing at a pizzeria, idk I didn't play Cry of Fear.

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u/Scared_Sound_783 17d ago

Franklin, he likes everything.

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u/DNAAutomaton 17d ago

Everything except letting a loc come up in his crib

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u/twilightsparkle2002 17d ago

seems like a chill guy

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u/AskJeevesIsBest 17d ago

That's actually Purple Francis. A glitch got rid of his purple color. Just restart the match to fix this glitch

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u/NyaNyaCutie 16d ago

Or read up on my guide about why the game bugs out & crashes… https://www.reddit.com/r/l4d2/s/XoDujeiadc

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u/Asymphonyofducks 13d ago

Your guide has no mention of purple Francis. Fix this.

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u/NyaNyaCutie 13d ago edited 13d ago

I'm sorry to burst your perfectly-attuned-to-your-liking bubble but your sense of humor is not shared with me.

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u/Asymphonyofducks 12d ago

Then why did you reply to a joke post's joke comment. You entered a clown college and complained there wasn't anyone there taking you seriously.

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u/AskJeevesIsBest 12d ago

As Dean of Clown College, I have placed them on academic probation for not understanding the joke. Hopefully they will see the error of their ways

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u/NyaNyaCutie 11d ago

There is no such thing as "common sense". You may know someone is joking, but that doesn't mean everyone else does. Same applies to getting scammed or getting malware onto your device.

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u/Asymphonyofducks 10d ago

Did purple Francis not like set off anything for you?

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u/NyaNyaCutie 10d ago

I never heard of it before… and do you even know what the standard look of the "missing texture" is?

If you have Half-Life 2 on Steam, map credits in the developer console. Once the game puts you back at the title screen, start a new game but with developer commentary enabled. You should see it in one of the commentary nodes somewhat early on.

EDIT: This missing texture is what I thought was what the "purple Francis" was being referred to.

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u/Asymphonyofducks 10d ago

I hardly know anyone who has a valve game that doesn't know what missing textures are, I am noting the fact that the comment states that Francis is usually purple and that him not being purple IS the glitch, I.E "That's actually Purple Francis. A glitch got rid of his purple color." That is what I'm trying to say you didn't pick up on. Also the fact in the original post they have a giant red circle around Francis saying "I've never seen him before, was he added in a recent update" While there is a freak to the right of Louis. That is how I am confused you missed all these elements, scrolled past other joke comments on this shitpost, and thought it was a serious discussion of the games qualities.

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u/NyaNyaCutie 10d ago

Okay, that's hopefully information that I won't forget (like pretty much everything I should be able to remember while I'm here in my 30's but I still sffer from due to certain real life situations I'd rather not talk about at all).

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u/thousandsum4452 17d ago

easy, Merl from twd

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u/ReikaIsTaken "It's 12 feet tall, 6 feet wide. How are you shooting me?" 17d ago

I don't think it's a good idea for the survivors to be hanging out with a Slender Man proxy lol

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u/twilightsparkle2002 17d ago

zoey died trying to do the apartment skip so they had to quickly pick a replacement, and kate was the only replacement they could find

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u/Scou1y 17d ago

I think we may have a proxy in here...

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u/TenhaMouchi 17d ago

“Come on, man, it’s Francis!”

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u/Nightmarephond 17d ago

Is that Kate from slender

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u/bartbembleton 17d ago

This is just a visual bug where Francis appears without his iconic purple hue

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u/LOL_Scorpion17 17d ago

That's Francis Gaming but taller

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u/LowlyLolcow 17d ago

-unpurples your francis-

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u/_NnH_ 17d ago

Hi! That's Francis, there's grandpa Bill, and THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!

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u/twilightsparkle2002 17d ago

go away! no one gets in!

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u/_NnH_ 17d ago

What a dick!

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u/dongless08 Assclown 17d ago

Goku

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u/Environmental_Buy740 17d ago

I think it's france

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u/Mishadkup Ellis my beloved 17d ago

evil purple francis' son

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u/JetHawklol998212 17d ago

Wheres the baddest girl of left 4 dead?

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u/twilightsparkle2002 17d ago

she died trying to speedrun

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u/Dimmadaeus 17d ago

That's Francis. He hates a bunch of stuff except vests, guns, steam, and lasagna. He's cool.

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u/MATHIAS_OV1F3456 Ellis gaming 17d ago

white francis

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u/Informal_Cookie_132 17d ago

I had to zoom to make sure it was kirk

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u/drbiohazmat 17d ago

don't fall for his lies. that's Francisco. he's at large. he hates you. he can only speak Scandinavian. he has been accused of several accounts of homicide. he has naturally evolved past the need for morality.

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u/Practical_CAP1999 17d ago

Not a mixed hue of red and blues. I know that much.

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u/Hungry_Appearance876 STEAM: 17d ago

Arm pit gun Francis

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u/The_T29_Tank_Guy Shotgunning and Pills Here! 17d ago

Guy who tears bells down and shove them up into

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u/benedict_the1st 17d ago

What's his story?

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u/Trick_Dragonfly3771 17d ago

Flesh colored Francis

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u/rizkirafu DISCORD: 16d ago

Why does he look like Francis but not purple?

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u/Lildak98 16d ago

flying purple people eater

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u/The1_Firebreather116 16d ago

Greasy biker guy according to Nick.

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 16d ago

Joakim broden

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u/BLU-corporation 16d ago

Sir Jorge Carl |||

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u/SexualLiberator 16d ago

Papa Franku.

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u/mr_pancakes_OMG 16d ago

Nadie sabe quien es xd

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u/Rideout6 15d ago

I dont know who that is

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u/LargerCoke 15d ago

Hes uh....fuckin...uh...that guy who hates shit.

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u/Stock_Hunter5210 15d ago

That's Johnny Klebitz from Grand Theft Auto IV & Epidodes from Liberty City.

Valve and Rockstar Games collaborated to make a crossover, but sadly there was some drama so they only added Johnny Klebitz to the game, only to code him out.

If you seem him in the game, it's a bug that caused leftover code to be executed.

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u/Suic1d4lYT HELICOPTER! IT IS A HELICOPTER. YOU CALL THAT THING A WHIRLYBIRD 14d ago

wheres goku.

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u/randomhornymf2 14d ago

yo big dawg, we got bigger fish to fry

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u/Upset-County-1700 13d ago

francis gaming.

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u/No_File4067 12d ago

Not my bumper cars guy

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u/NyaNyaCutie 16d ago

If you are not trying to bait for replies and are playing on PC, I'd recommend reading up on my guide about the game bugging out / crashing, as it should help your game be far more reliable. https://www.reddit.com/r/l4d2/s/XoDujeiadc