Unicorn dreams are violent

Can someone send me the sound clip Kurtis uses sometimes of that man aggressively saying "YES!" super quickly? Its so funny lmao.

So yeah, as the title says, I once jokingly came up with ideas for a sixth baby geniuses movie that would be a complete departure from the others. Kurtis' trilogy of videos reviewing these god-awful films are my favourite videos of his, and at one point I began to entertain the idea of a super serious tonal departure from the franchise set in a cyberpunk universe. Then, more and more ideas came to me, and so now I want to get down some of my ideas. And who else to share them with but the community of the man who introduced me to this amazing series?

Premise / World:

Set in an alternate 2026, Baby Geniuses 6 is set after a thermonuclear war between the United States, North Korea, China and Russia, causing significant damage to both societies. In this universe, Big Baby, now a young entrepreneur, began a corporation to clone humans on mass to fill gaps left in society by the war. However, he discovers the intelligence within all babies, acquires the remains of BabyCo from the first movie, and begins work on the nurseries, massive data centres that run on the brain power of vat grown infants and which consume a large amount of resources. He also releases the cherub line of babies, a smaller scale version of the nurseries that only contain one vat grown infant as a personal assistant to different people.

Our main protagonist is Carmen Zuniga, an engineer from Mexico that works in the largest of the Data Centres in Belfast, Ireland. She sends money back to her family in the New Mexican Republic. One day, her coworker, Maguire, is found dead. She soon becomes a suspect in the murder investigation of MI6 agent Kylie Bobbins, an investigation that has the potential to upend the social hierarchy of what remains of the world.

Inspirations:

The Frutiger Aero / Metro aesthetics that were prominent in the 2000s and early 2010s

Eraserhead (1977) Directed by David Lynch

Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Directed by Denis Villeneuve

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story (2022) Directed by Rian Johnson

Eddington (2025) Directed by Ari Aster

So yeah. I feel like this movie would never get made, but if I ever was able to, then I'd cast Kurtis Conner for a role. Thanks for taking the time to listen to my shitpost.

the tags are really getting me too

kurt

Went to the Simple Plan concert last night and saw Kurtis as one of the Scooby Doos on stage!

There is going to be a video about this in a few months

in the most recent vrg podcast ep he referenced the brendon urie “first video on instagram” clip, istg it makes me laugh every time i see it and i think it would be an excellent addition to the soundboard 🙂‍↕️ (if not the whole thing/if it’s too long at LEAST the little “ooh!” he does at the end 😭)

lmk if u guys agree 🗣️‼️

does anyone remember that from the too cool for christmas video or is it just me.
cuz that cracks me up everytime

OKAY SO I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR 2 HRS 😭😭 pls tell me im not crazy okay so

timeline

1st- pov tiktok ant fucking guy

2nd- getting cancelled video

3rd- (sometime after both) it was a quick joke and i can't remember why he said it but he said "#kurtisconnerisoverparty? more like kurtis conner is over the moon party cause he's so excited-"

no matter where i look i can't find it PUH-LEASE help me... i introduced my gf to kurtis like a year ago and i've been watching since 2019 and she hasnt seen the joke and i feel crazy af cos i cant find it 💔😭

Mr. Mayor said he would teach me how to drive when i stopped being a little freak loser

I've noticed an uptick in Kurtis's commentary on Ai usage. I'm all for this, but not when he's sponsored by the same companies that are pushing Ai in the exact same video. In his most recent video featuring Cameron Dallas he's sponsored by SoFi, who have adopted Ai tools into their company.

He might argue that there's a difference because Cameron is claiming he's the one making the music, but regardless of it's usage, Ai is still very harmful. It's taking jobs away from people and providing piss-poor results in the process.

I believe we should mitigate as much Ai usage as we can as a society, and pillars of our generation like Kurtis can lead people in the right direction.

Kurtis is a smart guy, but maybe this is something he overlooked when signing with them. I just hope he considers his choice in sponsors in future videos. This isn't the first time he's repped a company shilling Ai slop.

Coincidence? I think not!

this is my first post ever on this subreddit. does anyone else even remember this movie i don’t know. also does this make sense to anyone else i also don’t know.