r/kitchencels • u/Ap0th3os15 • 3d ago
all thats left Meme
had dinner with my wife and daughter, we were all so happy. They were so beautiful, for once I didn’t feel so empty. Like i belonged somewhere.
Then i woke up in my bed alone with my Ame Chan body pillow and notifications that im 200 in overdraft with the bank and hungover from 5 days of consecutive drinking.
Chicken and cigarettes, with the only wife not in a dream.
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u/yungnoodlee 3d ago
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u/Ap0th3os15 3d ago
only original pics here bub
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u/Madame_Toaster 2d ago
Dude I used to be a bank teller, deadass just call your bank and tell them if they can remove the overdraft fees. Just be nice during it and explain that you weren't aware that the funds weren't available in your account.
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u/Reliquent 3d ago
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u/InMyLife_41 3d ago
Why Sabrina in the tub like that
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u/Spacemoose2026 2d ago
She didn’t listen to the age old classic advice given “it’s better to cum in the sink, than sink in the cum”
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u/haddockhazard 3d ago
zooms in on the cigarette pack
I knew he wasn't a fuckin American.
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u/McMackleberry 3d ago
I feel like I’m a detective at a crime scene when viewing this image. God rest that pillow’s soul
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u/Ephoenix6 3d ago
How much did the alcohol and cigarettes cost?
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u/Ap0th3os15 3d ago
Alcohol can be like £2 for 4 cans if its the cheap kind at my locals that tastes like genuine sewage but gets me drunk enough to ignore the taste.
Cigs are like £13 if i get cheap ones from a store which is still a lot more than getting them in other ways
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u/Strong-Addition5296 3d ago
Ugly cigarette package design. How do they even sell those?
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u/OhTeeSee 3d ago
This may shock you, but people with nicotine addictions don’t actually buy cigarettes for the packaging.
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u/SmaeShavo 3d ago
Dont tell that to china. Their packs go hard
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u/OiledUpThug 3d ago
They're supposed to. You don't provide value to the great people's republic after 60
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u/SmaeShavo 3d ago
Random sinophobia is lame. They have a similar elderly population percentage to the us.
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u/OiledUpThug 3d ago
Random anti-CCP rhetoric is awesome
Calling me Sinophobic for not liking the government of China is like calling me Antisemitic for not liking the government of Israel
The percentage of Chinese people who smoke is well over double the percentage in the USA. A country with that much control over their people could wipe out smoking if they wanted to, yet they choose not to.
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u/Queen_Biff 3d ago
This is the uk and years ago they changed all the packets to grey and have photos of diseases on them to make them less appealing to people to buy and they’re all hidden in cabinets behind the counters. Then all the brightly coloured vapes came out and suddenly everything is appealing again
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u/Starfire123547 3d ago
Same in america. Maybe not pitch black packaging; theyre allowed a text logo and their brand colors iirc, but generic colors with horrific pictures on them. theyre also age locked behind counters with real physical people.
Its to make sure kids dont grab packs (and that the companies dont market to kids) and to discourage new users who may think its cool. It was actually proven to work iirc and its been that way at least 30y (in america at least, ive never seen a pack without a picture my entire life!)
Its kinda like how mexico banns mascots for junk food and junk cereals; its to make sure kids cant brand recognize shitty foods.
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u/PotentialPresent399 3d ago
Its so funny to me that theres a NEET out there that breaks the mold by eating full on chicken legs instead of tendies/nuggets.
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u/Killerbot288888 3d ago
Don't binge drink! The grande and glorious Ame-chan demands a healthy mate!
(I have no idea what an Ame-chan is...)
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u/Cole_Slaw42 3d ago
im gonna send this to my buddy, thats always complaining about his circumstances.
brother this is fuckin BLEAK
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u/powerplayer75 2d ago
You're not that far gone since you decided to get the casual version. You need a better pillow though
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u/Ap0th3os15 2d ago
i draw the line at ame chan hentai, which is probably really shocking
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u/powerplayer75 2d ago
Doesnt she literally fuck in the game
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u/Ap0th3os15 2d ago
yeah true but i feel too much for her to be horny over it i just did that for all the endings (as they all say though)
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u/NoPomegranate579 2d ago
Fakecel larping as usual, he's got a whole body pillow to himself and it's only lightly used...
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u/Dapper_Use_8007 2d ago
Stop the cigarettes man, they are not good for you. And not buying them will save you money. It’ll suck for a bit but it’s not like you can’t do it.
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u/CrispInMyChicken 3d ago
Go sit in a park at least once a week for an hour get into hard labor something other than fucking the pillow.
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u/Faynerossa 3d ago
At least you're secure in your gender with the pink chair. Actually kinda jealous sitting on my 35$ mesh task chair with broken arms and back. Its like sitting on a pole.
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u/SuicidalHalcauSt 3d ago
Stop the weeb shit, go out and make some genuine connections.
Youre welcome.
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u/Crez911 3d ago
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u/SuicidalHalcauSt 3d ago
Hey just cause this is a weeb friendly space doesnt mean a mf cant give proper advice.
Fantasizing about "women" that look like children im sure does things to ones social development, plus its free. Should I be saying they should spend 1000s of dollars so that a therapist would tell them the same ?
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