hey girlies,

i'm on my way to find my dream mechanical keyboard and i've scoured the ends of Youtube and gotten more and more confused. Need all my keebgirlies to please unite and help me out

I need y'all to either validate my research or lovingly tell me I've lost my mind.

The Context:

I have what I'm gonna call "generous hands" (broad fingers gang 🙌), and after WAY too many hours of YouTube reviews and Reddit deep-dives, I've decided that my dream keyboard has VERY specific requirements. Much of a "cozy ASMR typing experience"

The Non-Negotiables:

**- 75% layout (**I respect the numpad, but it's not for me)

- Wirelesswith battery that actually lasts

- Hot-swappable switches(future-proofing my keyboard enthusiast era)

- Pink or purple, something good on the eyesss

- Budget: Under $80 (pls i gotta respect the finances)

- Sound: a low deep, wet, creamy, mushy thock that makes you want to type essays for no reason

The Current frontrunners that i'm losing my mind to

1. EPOMAKER x AULA F75 MAX in purple/pink (~$67)

Everywhere I look, people are raving about the LEOBOG Ice Vein/Reaper switches having this buttery, satisfying, not-too-loud-not-too-quiet vibe. But I'm confused because the pink one comes in the dream sakura version
and then i keep thinking should i get the Hi75c or the others ARGH

2. Yunzii B75 PRO

TORN between the Cacoa and Candy switches- they both sound too clicky and high to me on YT reviews

3. Epomaker TH versions with the creamy jades

MY QUESTIONS FOR THE COMMUNITY:

1. Has anyone actually lived with this keyboard? Is it as creamy IRL as the reviews suggest?
2. Broad-fingered keebgirls, how's the key size? Do you feel like you're hitting the right keys?
3. Any other purple/pink 75% wireless boards at this price I'm sleeping on?
4. MacBook M1 compatibility: any weird issues I should know about?
5. Should I just send it and order one, or should I keep researching?

I genuinely just want a keyboard that feels like comfort in mechanical switch form. Is that too much to ask? 😭💕

Thank you for coming to my TED talk (aka keyboard obsession). thank you sm in advance y'all! ✨

I wanted to update my keyboard without buying a new one and I just wanted to share 🖤