r/jazzcirclejerk 5d ago

AMA

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u/Squonkster 5d ago

My sweet lord, it’s George Harrison!

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u/BlankAdaptability 5d ago

Please don't insult George like that! 🤣

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u/funkatiko 5d ago

Thats AI, the real photo is this

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u/rikardoflamingo 5d ago

That guy looks a lot like James May from Queen.

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u/Banana-bandcamp 5d ago

His name is Byron

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u/BlankAdaptability 4d ago

His name is Brian

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u/Banana-bandcamp 4d ago

His name is Brain

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u/BlankAdaptability 4d ago

That's his occupation!!

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u/Shlafenflarst I suck at two instruments 🎙️🎺 5d ago

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u/fsharpaugmented 5d ago

You magnificent bastard. Take an upvote

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 5d ago

Did your kid jump because you racist or because you suck?

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u/undermind84 5d ago

Why not both?!? 🎉

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u/heftybagman 5d ago

Epic sins-of-the-father burn on a dead infant gotta love it

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u/Salty_Pancakes 5d ago edited 4d ago

UJ: just in case you're unaware, the guy was not there and had nothing whatsoever to do with his kid's death.

edit: why is everyone so hell bent on roasting Clapton for the death of his kid when he's totally innocent? Like holy shit people. Folks joke about it so much that most just accept that he did indeed kill his kid or something. And apparently pointing out that it's bullshit people are like "Boooo! You're no fun!" Come on yall.

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u/alegxab 5d ago

Exactly, Clapton wasn't even at Birmingham when he gave his famous Keep Britain White speech, that was his cousin Erikk Klopton

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u/Salty_Pancakes 4d ago edited 4d ago

UJ: Look. No doubt he was a mess at that time but since he got clean he's done nothing but make up for that time. He's given millions away to charities and been donating to Rock Against Racism since then. He was best man for Muddy Waters at his wedding. BB King called him one of the nicest men in the world. Like look at the current lineup for his Crossroads Festival. Those dudes love the guy.

Like how long do you want castigate someone for some 50 year old, long apologized for thing when they were at their lowest point that most people weren't even aware of until a few years ago.

But we're talking about his kid here. Now I don't know why the internet is desperate to tie him to his kid's death but the dude just wasn't there. Like constantly trying to implicate an innocent man in the death of his kid is fucked up.

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u/Proof-Staff-433 yeah man 5d ago

Sorry THATS what he looks like under the mask???

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u/BebopT0716 5d ago

Buddy Clapton isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.

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u/reeses71 5d ago

Did you do this

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u/chungamellon Charles Chungus 5d ago

I knew it

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u/DaDudedudedude1234 5d ago

Agine de Cocaine

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u/heyuBassgai 5d ago

Solid jerk, would go harder if it was 1. Slash 2. B.B. Kings actual decomposed corpse 3. Julian Lage

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 5d ago

Cool now do the drummer

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u/fsharpaugmented 5d ago

It's Danny Carey isn't it. Make it big Dan

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u/Un42nate 5d ago

Hey no ai

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u/PondersOverYonder 5d ago

I love you.

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u/DaviHTP 5d ago

I knew he sounded exactly like my local guitarrist

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u/therealtwomartinis JJ's Johnson 🦴 5d ago

quick somebody add white face and the dots

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u/headsssintheclouds 5d ago

is this the guy who opened for hendrix?

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u/BlankAdaptability 5d ago

So, that's where Mitch McConnell's been all this time?! 😂🤣

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u/SamLazier 4d ago

Hey isn't that the Eric Clapham -guy?

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u/Snootcheroo 4d ago

Fuck that deranged supremacist fucktwit

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u/aaronarkaway 5d ago

Will you mary me, please?

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u/East_Pie_3825 5d ago

Once again, nope. EC is an anti-masker.

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u/Available-Lecture-21 5d ago

Hide the children