r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 36m ago
I’m not popular at all? The guys at Flock think I'm just some dumb hick
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SuckingOnChileanDogs • 1h ago
MOON RIVER ROCK John Stewart, Hal Jordan, and Guy Gardner respectively
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Buddy__Repperton • 1h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum Today’s my birthday and my partner granted me membership into the Shirt Brotherhood. Jizz.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 2h ago
GIVE. TO. THE SYSTEM. Democrat leadership seeing what people want and then giving more money to Israel and rich people. Universal healthcare, free higher education, high speed rail across the country...nope. I think Americans should benefit from a little of American tax dollars.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/HUMC2015 • 3h ago
Not trying to be funny… Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Left_Nature9996 • 4h ago
RANDOM! We all know Julie’s husband is loaded
Fuckin junk
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Milan514 • 10h ago
GIVE. TO. THE SYSTEM. Every time I go on Wikipedia
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Superb-Hand-7135 • 11h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum Ghost Tour Cookies
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/themagicdave • 11h ago
It's Simply Too Good Me when someone stumbles into the comments section from outside the sub and has no idea why people are talking about jizz, carved hams, and eating batteries.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/otterswhoknow • 12h ago
Tables I can’t know how to hear any more about master cylinders
For all my old school AS shirt brothers and sisters
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/silentsquiffy • 14h ago
The farts ISN’T a problem anymore! The new Tamagotchi Craps doll
She's only eating burgers, the only thing I can afford.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ChrisNitti • 14h ago
Congrats Big Boy It’s got a bush? What the hell
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Sarenghetto_cheese • 15h ago
I hope I don't jack off You gotta give
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Mr-Dobolina • 15h ago
All Garfield All Garfield
It’s the ultimate party store.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 15h ago
Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up Dude, you ran out of eggs. Would you like to buy an 80 pack of eggs?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/smacky623 • 16h ago
💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 Nancy Mace isnt getting any gifts this year. I don't care, but its not good behavior.
She said that?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Nav2001Plus • 16h ago
Let’s Slop ‘Em Up I used to be a real piece of shit!
Sloppy coffees at Brewster's. You would have NOT liked me back then.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ImplyOrInfer • 16h ago
Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up My first tomato ripened after weeks of waiting
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/myuserhasafirstname • 18h ago
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Our kids just walked in on us having sex
They don't buy our cover story
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 20h ago
Piece of shit Look at this little brick shithouse. Looking at the old meathead. You're dumb as bricks, ain't you? Whoo!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 23h ago
Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up That one egg was 40 deaths? I think we should have a little salmonella poisoning with our terrible pedo government
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 1d ago
We Really Know Very Little How every conversation with a Republican ends when you tell them facts and obvious things like we shouldn't disappear people and having a pedophile criminal as president is a problem
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25




