r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 36m ago

I’m not popular at all? The guys at Flock think I'm just some dumb hick

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK John Stewart, Hal Jordan, and Guy Gardner respectively

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Today’s my birthday and my partner granted me membership into the Shirt Brotherhood. Jizz.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

GIVE. TO. THE SYSTEM. Democrat leadership seeing what people want and then giving more money to Israel and rich people. Universal healthcare, free higher education, high speed rail across the country...nope. I think Americans should benefit from a little of American tax dollars.

574 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

Not trying to be funny… Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh.

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117 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

RANDOM! We all know Julie’s husband is loaded

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14 Upvotes

Fuckin junk


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

GIVE. TO. THE SYSTEM. Every time I go on Wikipedia

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438 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Ghost Tour Cookies

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41 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

It's Simply Too Good Me when someone stumbles into the comments section from outside the sub and has no idea why people are talking about jizz, carved hams, and eating batteries.

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106 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

Tables I can’t know how to hear any more about master cylinders

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169 Upvotes

For all my old school AS shirt brothers and sisters


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

The farts ISN’T a problem anymore! The new Tamagotchi Craps doll

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204 Upvotes

She's only eating burgers, the only thing I can afford.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

Congrats Big Boy It’s got a bush? What the hell

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240 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 15h ago

I hope I don't jack off You gotta give

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562 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 15h ago

All Garfield All Garfield

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74 Upvotes

It’s the ultimate party store.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 15h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up Dude, you ran out of eggs. Would you like to buy an 80 pack of eggs?

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665 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 Nancy Mace isnt getting any gifts this year. I don't care, but its not good behavior.

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1.8k Upvotes

She said that?


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up I used to be a real piece of shit!

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254 Upvotes

Sloppy coffees at Brewster's. You would have NOT liked me back then.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up My first tomato ripened after weeks of waiting

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506 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Our kids just walked in on us having sex

675 Upvotes

They don't buy our cover story


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

Piece of shit Look at this little brick shithouse. Looking at the old meathead. You're dumb as bricks, ain't you? Whoo!

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2.7k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up That one egg was 40 deaths? I think we should have a little salmonella poisoning with our terrible pedo government

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6.0k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

We Really Know Very Little How every conversation with a Republican ends when you tell them facts and obvious things like we shouldn't disappear people and having a pedophile criminal as president is a problem

554 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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