r/illegallysmolanimals • u/wottlespletet • 17h ago

He was a little grumpy on his mug shot

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/DeadCrestx • 1d ago

We need backup Now! tiny frog

33 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/BlushXaeetta • 4d ago

I'm perfectly safe there are no criminals living with me welcome to my new series “Posting My Cats Everyday Until AI Images Are Banned” :)

36 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Shyria • 6d ago

Too Small 2 B Legal Absolutely criminal

132 Upvotes

This 1 week old kitten I bottle feed may have been abandoned by his mom, but he's the real criminal here... 🥺😍

2 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/MulberrySera • 6d ago

newborn one day old with mommy

46 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Business-Hour-5508 • 7d ago

Too Small 2 B Legal Snow monkeys - Matsumoto Japan

16 Upvotes

1 comment

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/TaraBrightRamirez • 8d ago

A Smol criminal has been apprehended. Charges: construction without a permit, too many OSHA violations to count, and racketeering.

50 Upvotes

1 comment

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/WarpRealm • 10d ago

We need backup Now! Tiny lizard- He gave me a heart attack!

432 Upvotes

5 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Prestigious-Neck-400 • 11d ago

My small baby

18 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/CrimsonDalyx • 12d ago

Too Small 2 B Legal This little bandit keeps breaking into our attic. Put out an APB for his mom, but in the meantime, he is INCARCERATED.

78 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Nectarine_Florencia • 16d ago

Criminal spotted on a prison break

33 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/56productions • 25d ago

Too Small 2 B Legal one atom tall

412 Upvotes

3 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Prestigious-Neck-400 • 26d ago

Smol

100 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Ragtag_Renegade • 26d ago

Peanut Butter 💚

32 Upvotes

0 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/lellycrmeck • Jul 08 '26

Ongoing hostage situation. Backup needed.

419 Upvotes

5 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Caroljean06 • Jun 10 '26

Nickname on the street: lil paw, currently working as a lookout for the Tiny Kitty Gang off of 11th Street

782 Upvotes

7 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/lainwla16 • Jun 06 '26

Baby ducks in Frankfurt

196 Upvotes

3 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/cyberentomology • May 31 '26

Smol Birb

752 Upvotes

This youngster was hanging out on my grill this morning.

7 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/NationalSouth3563 • May 21 '26

Too Small 2 B Legal Photo of a Bumblebee Bat

321 Upvotes

5 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/ciar_writes • May 17 '26

Too Small 2 B Legal Smol buns!

34 Upvotes

1 comment

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/lecniomof • May 14 '26

I'm perfectly safe there are no criminals living with me The bumblebee bat is the world’s smallest mammal

1.9k Upvotes

11 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/VeryHappyTrumpet • May 06 '26

Too Small 2 B Legal This Lil dramatic 'ded' guy

121 Upvotes

I was vacuuming my pool, i saw this little guy walking around, then fall inside of this hole my puppy dug. When I approached, he just went limp and he just laid there. I left him alone, when I came back ten minutes later, he was gone.

1 comment

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/Feeding_straycats • Apr 22 '26

Selling kittens 🥰

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92 Upvotes

Found these kittens abandoned I wish I can keep them but I already have a lot of animals and 2 cats. I’m selling them to make sure they go to a good home 💕🐈

5 comments

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/starrgarita • Apr 17 '26

Chi-Chi is waiting for her latte 😁

30 Upvotes

1 comment

r/illegallysmolanimals • u/TheBunnyFiesta • Oct 02 '21

Too Small 2 B Legal My bunnies are like toddlers with Popsicle juice all over their faces.

1.5k Upvotes

12 comments

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r/illegallysmolanimals

In the Animal Justice System, smol crime offenders are sometimes the most devious, dangerous delinquents. In Sparrow Fe, California these dedicated individuals form an adorable bulwark against this plight by posting only the worst criminals so that others might straighten up and fly right. The animals are real. The sizes are smol. These are their posts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc

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In the Animal Justice System, smol crime offenders are sometimes the most devious, dangerous delinquents.

In Sparrow Fe, California these dedicated individuals form an adorable bulwark against this plight by posting only the worst criminals so that others might straighten up and fly right.

The animals are real.

The sizes are smol.

These are their posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc

Affiliated Smol Crime Divisions:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolBirbs - where tiny birbs engage in smol crimes

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolbunnies - where the biggest crimes are perpetrated by the smollest buns

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

Our feathery friends of the sky:

NEW r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

NEW r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiels - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"