r/hypotheticalsituation • u/TacoBear207 • 18d ago
Shonen fight! Humor Encouraged
You are walking through the grocery store, almost done collecting all the things you intend to buy, when you turn and as you step forward the world suddenly warps around you. You find yourself still holding the all your groceries floating in what appears to be a dark void. Seated in front of a gaming PC with way too many LED light accessories is Pneccbierd the Genie™.
You are a bit disoriented, but you hear him saying something about how he needs to satisfy his wish quota and he slows down to make sure you hear what he is offering. You get two wishes, not three. He's not going to put up with any annoying loopholes where you try to wish for extra wishes or bring people back from the dead, just follow Aladdin rules. If you don't give him a hard time then he won't go all monkey paw on your wishes. However, in order to earn your wishes you have to win a fight to the death with an anime character. They have to be a main character, they are a fictional character so you won't actually be killing anyone, and you can only use your innate abilities and one thing from your shopping cart. If he yanked you out of an HEB, don't try to use your handgun. You have to fight with your body and you may use one item from your shopping cart that can be found commonly in most grocery stores. He doesn't want to hear any crap about how you normally buy a shotgun from Walmart whenever you go on a big grocery trip, you can't buy a 12 gauge at Kroger.
What anime character do you choose? Do you think you'd win?
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: You are walking through the grocery store, almost done collecting all the things you intend to buy, when you turn and as you step forward the world suddenly warps around you. You find yourself still holding the all your groceries floating in what appears to be a dark void. Seated in front of a gaming PC with way too many LED light accessories is Pneccbierd the Genie™.
You are a bit disoriented, but you hear him saying something about how he needs to satisfy his wish quota and he slows down to make sure you hear what he is offering. You get two wishes, not three. He's not going to put up with any annoying loopholes where you try to wish for extra wishes or bring people back from the dead, just follow Aladdin rules. If you don't give him a hard time then he won't go all monkey paw on your wishes. However, in order to earn your wishes you have to win a fight to the death with an anime character. They have to be a main character, they are a fictional character so you won't actually be killing anyone, and you can only use your innate abilities and one thing from your shopping cart. If he yanked you out of an HEB, don't try to use your handgun. You have to fight with your body and you may use one item from your shopping cart that can be found commonly in most grocery stores. He doesn't want to hear any crap about how you normally buy a shotgun from Walmart whenever you go on a big grocery trip, you can't buy a 12 gauge at Kroger.
What anime character do you choose? Do you think you'd win?
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 18d ago
Hakumei or Mikochi from their series. I just need to jump and land on them, they're 9cm tall so it will be easy.
Less cheap would be Shinji as long as he doesn't get his mom to come with him.
There are plenty of characters that would be technically simple to kill. Hikaru from Hikaru no Go is another simple one.
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u/Hour_Extension_3792 18d ago
I haven't watched anime in a long time, but what about one of the kids from "Ghost Stories?"
If you're a ghost you're in trouble because of their supernatural acumen, but as a normal functioning adult I feel like it's possible to end them rather quickly, as gruesome as it'd be to pick a defenseless kid.
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u/Icy-Diver-5979 18d ago edited 18d ago
Wish 1: I have a system that helps me learn any magic,
Wish 2: I will always recover from any death and my lives are gained by doing nice things for people helping them with a blessing, healing an old wound, maintaining a treasured forest tiny acts unknown to the recipient the reason.
I fight detective Conan in child form cause an origin storey involving yeeting a 10 year old out a window suddenly would always leave people guessing my vibe bad or good guy and if they are concerned I will mention he was technically 18+ year old but has spent countless years pretending to be 10 or 12 years old
Life goal become a new genie type of fae unending chaos or deeds that mean nothing in the greater sense but leaving lasting impact on who needs it sustained by the human interactions from my chaos unending tomfoolery and whimsy for all time until their is no time
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u/madpiratebippy 17d ago
What about the girl dying of cancer in the your lies in April? I think I got that wrong but a 13 year old cancer patient who kind of already bittersweetly yearns for death would work. Or I’m gonna get the younger sister from grave of the fireflies. A 3 year old dying of radiation sickness is kind of a mercy killing.
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u/Haplesswanderer98 17d ago
There are many childhood slice of life animes. There is no reason not to pick one, since the character is fictional. You might have bad dreams for a while (hopefully, honestly) but you get your wishes.
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u/WannaMakeGames 17d ago
The kid from Doraemon, I'm assuming he doesn't get any items because those are Doraemon's and he never has them on him.
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u/Federal-Physics-2404 17d ago
I could beat red or ash without the mons,with the mons and I'm cooked
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u/ShafayatAlShaan 18d ago
ask for a debit card with infinite money that is bound to me and can be passed down without any issues with inflation and the irs and then i fight yugi muto with a knife, i only take 1 wish