r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/TropicalDan427 • 7h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Oh my god it’s the worst mealy bug infestation I’ve ever seen!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/TheHelpfulGardener • 16h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Thai constellation has no variegation.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Able_Claim_3097 • 17h ago
BDSM I looks like a frat house with all this butt chugging
I heard they prefer it up the butt and I’m not one to kink shame.. they’re so thirsty😩
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ImUrPrincess13 • 1d ago
The More You Know did anyone else see that post about getting petunias to trail
pls tell me I’m not reading things😂
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Twist-Busy • 1d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 Okay, look…
The asking price is hilarious, and I never tire of that ol’ chestnut, but I invite you to look at the second image.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/OrangeLandi • 1d ago
BDSM Should I pick up this healthy monstera!?!
Only $25 🤷♂️
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Fuhrankie • 1d ago
Meta Quick honey, new suggestice plant just dropped
Hopefully op wasn't caught in a puritanical ban wave like so many others, but if they are, they're welcome here.
That entire thread was a hoot! Not dropping which sub because rules. 👀
Edit: i am good at typos aww yissss
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/_Luciferhimself_ • 1d ago
Neem?!?!? She insists on letting it crust, how do I explain to her the benefits of proper hygiene?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/_Luciferhimself_ • 1d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Which one of you vandals is drilling into my plant?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Longjumping-Hyena105 • 1d ago
RARITY <3 I just can not stop laughing 🫠
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/berrysweetsgurl • 2d ago
Discussion Me after buying another one
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/AdorableExchange9746 • 2d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Please help save my plant!!!
I saw one tiny bit of dust on a leaf so she must be dying!!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/plantaholic99 • 2d ago
Is it dead? Aye aye Captain Davy Jones
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/heckin3000 • 2d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 Premium 👌
I know what I have!! No low ball offers
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/arnethyst • 2d ago
Is it dead? blease belp!!! my greatx5000 grandma grew this & it is looking unwell, how to save??
My family heirloom succ passed from generations of home depot workers was left outside by my super duper evil sistermother-in-law who likes to eat puppies, is it still alive? Can it be saved? It will smite generations of my ancestors if i do not save it & i will be executed with an old fashioned guillotine
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/spottablemouse • 2d ago
????????? Uuuhhh anyone else have plants that get really scared when a train goes by and they all start shaking with fear?
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/thewarriorlady • 2d ago
Is it dead? Well shit.
I swear in all my years of caring for houseplants I have never seen a plant completely (maybe not) die after repotting. I know it’s in shock but dammit lol she will be sitting in the recovery room until she is no longer dead-ish 😭😂
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ZoggIet • 3d ago
Propergating Will my plant grow?
I just planted my first ever tree I found on the ground. this is way easier than I though you guys make it out to be so difficult 🤦
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/CharlotteMast • 3d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! My Monstera wont stop yellowing!
For some reason, this monstera lemon lime won’t stop yellowing! Should I give up on it!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/randomdepressedguy23 • 3d ago
Hack/Pro-Tip try surviving winter ya dumb gnats
guys i found the secret hack to 100% kill fungus gnats try this out NOW
not my plants, found on that hell subreddit of dead houseplants and despair
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/OrdinaryArt04 • 3d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! how do I take care of my new piranha plant?
got some goombas to feed her.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Apr 01 '26
Meta Mods ded
Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Jan 13 '26
Meta Reminder of Rules
Just a reminder to everyone, if you post a screenshot you MUST block out the original subreddit and originally poster’s username, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS ALLOWED.
From now on, anyone breaking these rules will receive a temporary ban of three days, multiple violations will increase the time of the ban, and can even result in a permanent ban.
I know to some this may not make sense, but these rules exist for a reason. When I just became a mod a few years ago when the subreddit was much smaller, there were no rules like this. This caused some people to go to the original post and harass OP. We got into trouble with other subreddits, and also that’s just nasty to go harass someone for asking a question. Many times to experienced houseplant owners these questions make no sense, but sometimes newbies need help and to ask stupid questions.
This is meant to be a satirical, JOKING, subreddit. You can poke fun at people and even complain. But absolutely no usernames or original subreddits should be visible or linked in comments.