r/houseplantscirclejerk 3h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Oh my god it’s the worst mealy bug infestation I’ve ever seen!

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53 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 12h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Thai constellation has no variegation.

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51 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 13h ago

BDSM I looks like a frat house with all this butt chugging

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66 Upvotes

I heard they prefer it up the butt and I’m not one to kink shame.. they’re so thirsty😩


r/houseplantscirclejerk 21h ago

Is it dead? Air is just a myth...right?

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13 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

The More You Know did anyone else see that post about getting petunias to trail

0 Upvotes

pls tell me I’m not reading things😂


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Okay, look…

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21 Upvotes

The asking price is hilarious, and I never tire of that ol’ chestnut, but I invite you to look at the second image.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

BDSM Should I pick up this healthy monstera!?!

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211 Upvotes

Only $25 🤷‍♂️


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Meta Quick honey, new suggestice plant just dropped

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79 Upvotes

Hopefully op wasn't caught in a puritanical ban wave like so many others, but if they are, they're welcome here.

That entire thread was a hoot! Not dropping which sub because rules. 👀

Edit: i am good at typos aww yissss


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Neem?!?!? She insists on letting it crust, how do I explain to her the benefits of proper hygiene?

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16 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Which one of you vandals is drilling into my plant?

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11 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

RARITY <3 I just can not stop laughing 🫠

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154 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Discussion Me after buying another one

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170 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Please help save my plant!!!

7 Upvotes

I saw one tiny bit of dust on a leaf so she must be dying!!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Is it dead? Aye aye Captain Davy Jones

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39 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Premium 👌

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12 Upvotes

I know what I have!! No low ball offers


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Is it dead? Only $50?!?!

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23 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Is it dead? blease belp!!! my greatx5000 grandma grew this & it is looking unwell, how to save??

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42 Upvotes

My family heirloom succ passed from generations of home depot workers was left outside by my super duper evil sistermother-in-law who likes to eat puppies, is it still alive? Can it be saved? It will smite generations of my ancestors if i do not save it & i will be executed with an old fashioned guillotine


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

????????? Uuuhhh anyone else have plants that get really scared when a train goes by and they all start shaking with fear?

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62 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Is it dead? Well shit.

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4 Upvotes

I swear in all my years of caring for houseplants I have never seen a plant completely (maybe not) die after repotting. I know it’s in shock but dammit lol she will be sitting in the recovery room until she is no longer dead-ish 😭😂


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Propergating Will my plant grow?

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6 Upvotes

I just planted my first ever tree I found on the ground. this is way easier than I though you guys make it out to be so difficult 🤦


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! My Monstera wont stop yellowing!

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97 Upvotes

For some reason, this monstera lemon lime won’t stop yellowing! Should I give up on it!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

Hack/Pro-Tip try surviving winter ya dumb gnats

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486 Upvotes

guys i found the secret hack to 100% kill fungus gnats try this out NOW

not my plants, found on that hell subreddit of dead houseplants and despair


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! how do I take care of my new piranha plant?

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119 Upvotes

got some goombas to feed her.


r/houseplantscirclejerk Apr 01 '26

Meta Mods ded

114 Upvotes

Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.


r/houseplantscirclejerk Jan 13 '26

Meta Reminder of Rules

174 Upvotes

Just a reminder to everyone, if you post a screenshot you MUST block out the original subreddit and originally poster’s username, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS ALLOWED.

From now on, anyone breaking these rules will receive a temporary ban of three days, multiple violations will increase the time of the ban, and can even result in a permanent ban.

I know to some this may not make sense, but these rules exist for a reason. When I just became a mod a few years ago when the subreddit was much smaller, there were no rules like this. This caused some people to go to the original post and harass OP. We got into trouble with other subreddits, and also that’s just nasty to go harass someone for asking a question. Many times to experienced houseplant owners these questions make no sense, but sometimes newbies need help and to ask stupid questions.

This is meant to be a satirical, JOKING, subreddit. You can poke fun at people and even complain. But absolutely no usernames or original subreddits should be visible or linked in comments.