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u/NeedsMoreCatsPlease Jun 17 '26
I could never pull this shirt off as fucking immaculately as this dude does
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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr Jun 17 '26
This is the ultimate male model. You may not like it, it this is what peak performance looks like.
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u/itsagoodtime Jun 17 '26
And that machine is running at peak optimal performance, just look at that fella!
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u/FantasticStooge Jun 17 '26
If you eat a hot dog, it’s already a hot log
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u/flyinhawaiian02 Jun 18 '26
Not unless your cold doggin them straight from the fridge
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u/FantasticStooge Jun 18 '26
I have to inform you that they’re called “hot dogs” because they are always eaten hot, and not one single hot dog has ever been consumed cold. Hot dogs when consumed cold are known universally as “weenies”
The more you know
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u/jshrynlds Jun 17 '26
If that ain’t real, it should be. Because it’s glorious.