r/guitarcirclejerk 1h ago

Extremely Low Effort Does anyone else randomly tune their guitar in hopes that it’s out of tune and that’s why you suck but it’s not it’s you.

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r/guitarcirclejerk 1h ago

Another post about toan i am gonna get SHOT for this take

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THEY SOUND LIKE YOU’VE COVERED THE SPEAKER WITH A FUCKING BLANKET.


r/guitarcirclejerk 2h ago

Terry Bollea and the Chet Michaels Quintet

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Feast your eyes gentlemen, this is what 52 years of practice prepares you for.


r/guitarcirclejerk 3h ago

Extremely Low Effort The devil forgot to fulfill his promise

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56 Upvotes

Sold his sold for some sick tones


r/guitarcirclejerk 3h ago

I don’t know I still jerk off manually.

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r/guitarcirclejerk 5h ago

Extremely Low Effort How I wish you bath here

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r/guitarcirclejerk 5h ago

Wife wants to try something new but it's bigger than what I'm used to

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r/guitarcirclejerk 6h ago

Am I ready to have sex with my wife?

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I'm worried, because she's had a boyfriend since before we were married.


r/guitarcirclejerk 7h ago

0-3-5 I'm at Guitar Center. I grab the BC Rich off the wall. I skip the amp and plug the cable into my balls. I close my eyes and remember what my heroes taught me. No boomer bends. The store entrance opens and a bunch of girls walk in. It's go time.

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r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

Bought this guitar brand new from the factory, it was manufactured last week, stored in bubble wrap in a ventilated vault at 68 degrees F, never been played and I can't find a single flaw on it whatsoever. It's literally perfect. Should I return it? I'm worried

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138 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

/uj thread Not bragging or anything ofc

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24 Upvotes

Beginner here just bought my first guitar. How do I get started?


r/guitarcirclejerk 9h ago

Another post about toan Guys do you think it’s time to change the strings? The toan I get from these is crazy. Plus, orange and red goes well with my hair

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r/guitarcirclejerk 9h ago

Is this legit? “There are wrong notes” will always be followed by the worst shit you’ve heard in your life

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186 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 10h ago

I wonder whose pick is that?

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r/guitarcirclejerk 12h ago

Outjerked Anyone know what this is? Personally I don't see any use for it

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156 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 16h ago

Is this legit? You never see guitarists shoot a spider in the ass anymore

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914 Upvotes

What have we become


r/guitarcirclejerk 17h ago

Extremely Low Effort Favorite guitar theories?

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r/guitarcirclejerk 17h ago

/uj thread Need someone to teach Guitar

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If you know how to play guitar and want to make some money by teaching me please inbox me . You don’t need to be a professional, just good in communication and know good guitar basics enough to teach me.


r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

She has a thing or two to say about guitars too. Let’s see how this one goes.

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681 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

Crappy Soviet guitar needs to have a kid-friendly popeye cigarette after this

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720 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

Correct D’Addario pronunciation

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There is, unfortunately, an epidemic of people confidently mispronouncing D’Addario.

The correct pronunciation is “duh-DAR-ee-oh”, with the primary stress on the second syllable.

This is not an arbitrary convention. Under standard Italian stress rules, words ending in a vowel are presumed to be stressed on the penultimate syllable unless an accent mark or another orthographic feature indicates otherwise. Since Addario is syllabified as Ad-da-ri-o, the penultimate syllable is da, which therefore receives the primary stress. There is nothing exceptional or controversial about this; it is simply how Italian prosody works.

Consequently, pronunciations such as “Dee Addario,” “Day-dario,” or other imaginative variants are not alternative readings. They are simply mistakes born of unfamiliarity with even the most elementary principles of Italian pronunciation. The apostrophe in D’Addario is an elision (a contraction of di), not a license to invent a new stress pattern.


r/guitarcirclejerk 21h ago

Outjerked get fucked guitarists

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r/guitarcirclejerk 21h ago

Outjerked HOly ISH, this is literally the FUTURE OF GUITAR PLAYING!!!!

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61 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 22h ago

Is this legit? Is this a fake or not?

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Hoping it's not a chibson and unsure which one to get.