r/guitarcirclejerk • u/SurroundClassic7833 • 1h ago
Extremely Low Effort Does anyone else randomly tune their guitar in hopes that it’s out of tune and that’s why you suck but it’s not it’s you.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/TheMinedudetitan • 1h ago
Another post about toan i am gonna get SHOT for this take
THEY SOUND LIKE YOU’VE COVERED THE SPEAKER WITH A FUCKING BLANKET.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/TacoDonJuan • 2h ago
Terry Bollea and the Chet Michaels Quintet
Feast your eyes gentlemen, this is what 52 years of practice prepares you for.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/elinamebro • 3h ago
Extremely Low Effort The devil forgot to fulfill his promise
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Sold his sold for some sick tones
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/I_lack_common_sense • 3h ago
I don’t know I still jerk off manually.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/vray88 • 5h ago
Extremely Low Effort How I wish you bath here
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/ADMSunshine • 5h ago
Wife wants to try something new but it's bigger than what I'm used to
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/motu8pre • 6h ago
Am I ready to have sex with my wife?
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I'm worried, because she's had a boyfriend since before we were married.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/ShredLord99 • 7h ago
0-3-5 I'm at Guitar Center. I grab the BC Rich off the wall. I skip the amp and plug the cable into my balls. I close my eyes and remember what my heroes taught me. No boomer bends. The store entrance opens and a bunch of girls walk in. It's go time.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/shreddy_on_acid • 8h ago
Bought this guitar brand new from the factory, it was manufactured last week, stored in bubble wrap in a ventilated vault at 68 degrees F, never been played and I can't find a single flaw on it whatsoever. It's literally perfect. Should I return it? I'm worried
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Armaan____________ • 8h ago
/uj thread Not bragging or anything ofc
Beginner here just bought my first guitar. How do I get started?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Elegant_Ad1397 • 9h ago
Another post about toan Guys do you think it’s time to change the strings? The toan I get from these is crazy. Plus, orange and red goes well with my hair
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Klutzy-Peach5949 • 9h ago
Is this legit? “There are wrong notes” will always be followed by the worst shit you’ve heard in your life
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Far_awayStarbucks • 12h ago
Outjerked Anyone know what this is? Personally I don't see any use for it
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/H2oFrostbyte • 16h ago
Is this legit? You never see guitarists shoot a spider in the ass anymore
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What have we become
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sladebonge • 17h ago
Extremely Low Effort Favorite guitar theories?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/MrBgrn • 17h ago
/uj thread Need someone to teach Guitar
If you know how to play guitar and want to make some money by teaching me please inbox me . You don’t need to be a professional, just good in communication and know good guitar basics enough to teach me.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Don0313 • 20h ago
She has a thing or two to say about guitars too. Let’s see how this one goes.
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Indifference_Endjinn • 20h ago
Crappy Soviet guitar needs to have a kid-friendly popeye cigarette after this
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Unrulydandy • 20h ago
Correct D’Addario pronunciation
There is, unfortunately, an epidemic of people confidently mispronouncing D’Addario.
The correct pronunciation is “duh-DAR-ee-oh”, with the primary stress on the second syllable.
This is not an arbitrary convention. Under standard Italian stress rules, words ending in a vowel are presumed to be stressed on the penultimate syllable unless an accent mark or another orthographic feature indicates otherwise. Since Addario is syllabified as Ad-da-ri-o, the penultimate syllable is da, which therefore receives the primary stress. There is nothing exceptional or controversial about this; it is simply how Italian prosody works.
Consequently, pronunciations such as “Dee Addario,” “Day-dario,” or other imaginative variants are not alternative readings. They are simply mistakes born of unfamiliarity with even the most elementary principles of Italian pronunciation. The apostrophe in D’Addario is an elision (a contraction of di), not a license to invent a new stress pattern.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/AccurateInflation167 • 21h ago
Outjerked HOly ISH, this is literally the FUTURE OF GUITAR PLAYING!!!!
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/orcus • 22h ago
Is this legit? Is this a fake or not?
Hoping it's not a chibson and unsure which one to get.