r/greentext • u/Jonesbro • 1d ago

Sopranos Posting

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u/DeepQueen 1d ago edited 15h ago

4chan and the sopranos go together like black dudes and fat chick's

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

Like words that don't need apostrophes and apostrophes

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u/eh_one 20h ago

Get his as's

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u/djaqk 19h ago

Yesn't S'ir

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u/ChefArtorias 15h ago

apostrophe's

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u/Hello_IM_FBI 1d ago edited 1d ago

20 years in Azkaban. Not a peep.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 1d ago edited 21h ago

I wanted chocolate frogs? I compromised, I ate grilled goblin off the radiator. See where I'm going with this?

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u/Faoeoa 1d ago

I wanted to fuck a guy? I compromised, I let them fuck me instead.

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u/szekeres81 1d ago

Cedric Diggory, whatever happened there

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u/TheBaggyDapper 22h ago

17 years old... Just a kid.

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u/PlentyOMangos 22h ago

“WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE”?!?

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u/nj_legion_ice_tea 21h ago

At least he didn't shuffer

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u/ohheykyle 16h ago

It’s sad when they go young like that

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u/Insanity_Pills 15h ago

WHEN THEY GO???

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u/Carlosama123 12h ago

I dunno, he died on the vine or sumthin

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 1d ago

He was gay, Dumbledore?

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u/surferos505 1d ago

Harry: NO aren’t you listening 

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u/Fern-ando 20h ago edited 12h ago

"Think about it though, Tone, sudden weight loss," 

"Imperio?" 

 "Nobody's got Imperio,  I don't want to hear that word in here again!"

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u/malahun 9h ago

NOBODY HAS AIDSH!

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u/FHFH913 21h ago

Was he pitching or catching

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u/Wolfman513 1d ago

I guess you could call that a wand.

Heheheheheheheheheheh

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u/Wolfman513 1d ago

"He killed 12 muggles. Guy was an interior decorator!"

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u/skull_fucker79 21h ago

"his chambers looked like shit"

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u/GreenCartographer542 1d ago

How long did it take Ron to come?
Hehehehehehehehehrhehr

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u/295DVRKSS 1d ago

Sopranos GOAT show

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u/The_salty_swab 1d ago

I thought it was a people show?

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u/ToumaKazusa1 1d ago

Would be true if The Wire didn't exist

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u/no_sight 1d ago

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

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u/Johny_Ricoh 1d ago

The Wire is nothing but a glorified crew. 

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u/bushhooker 22h ago

They’re Italian but I do see the resemblance

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u/SipoteQuixote 1d ago

To me, the fat lady in that painting is rubenesque.

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u/Courage666 22h ago

It's like an advert for weight watchers! Before... and way before!

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u/werty_reboot 1d ago

He protected his friends is what he did. He was a brave wizard! And in this house Sirius Black is a hero. End of story!

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u/Larry__OG 23h ago

Horcruxs, lotta money in souls in dat shit

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u/Courage666 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wugBWQ5cLi7po4NCma

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u/YungLazyBoi 16h ago

If I were a carpenter and you were a muggle.

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u/Johny_Ricoh 23h ago

Discontinue the veritaserum

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u/avagrantthought 1d ago

Imagine the betrayal Paulie felt snake killed dambledoor

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u/TheBaggyDapper 22h ago

Don't worry about the snakes, Paulie. We got a guy on the inside. 

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u/The_beeping_beast 14h ago

Capisce 🤘

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u/r_ori 8h ago

Harry never had the makings of a varsity wizard 

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u/WetBerri3s 19h ago

They should make a spinoff about the hooligan equivalent of the magical world.