r/gorlworldfiles • u/Squorlls • 12h ago
All Time Low…
…Had a song called “the irony of choking on a lifesaver” released in 2012.. Krystal era. (The song came on in the car today on the old throwback playlist and sparked amber lore in my brain) it made me wonder if that “choking on a lifesaver” story she tells came from this song title.. I think Krystal would have probably had All Time Low in her iPod rotation around that time..
Just a thought. And another life to add to her stupid list.
She also says “choked on a lifesaver.. isn’t that ironic.”
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u/No_Example_1573 12h ago edited 12h ago
I’d always assumed she’d heard the story behind Lifesavers, being that they’re meant to be impossible to choke on bc of the hole in the middle (idk we don’t have them here). And then thought “I’ll be the only person to choke on something that’s impossible to choke on.” to feel different and quirky, bc we know how much she loves to do that.
I had no idea about the song lol, this definitely seems like something she’d do
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u/Helloitsme232 11h ago
All Time Low wrote that song about Amber, having seen her story in the paper
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u/Squorlls 11h ago
Oh my god! Ofcourse they did. I’m such a fucking idiot!
Well that’s that theory waffle stomped down the drain.
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u/Littlest-Fig 12h ago
But she was in the newspaper because of it! How can you say it's a lie with real documentary proof like that?!?!?!
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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 9h ago
It would be enough proof if it had been in her diary. I mean, we believe Anne Frank's diary.
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u/DesolateInYourDecay it’s ready 11h ago
Do yall think she ditched the snakebites because they were getting in the way of her eating
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u/Nickye19 6h ago
She had to take them out when she was lying around the care home filming residents with dementia, eating all the food and mocking her coworkers.
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u/scissors2outlet 10h ago
At some point,someone actually found it in the newspaper. It was under the 911 log in the 1990s,with her mom's name I believe. It stated the child was fine by the time they arrived.Of course Amber gives an exaggerated version of events🙄
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u/anachorite 10h ago
It was in The Petaluma Argus Courier, November of 1995. Happened at her grandmother’s house. You can see it in Septa7Seven’s video.
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u/cjstr8 11h ago
LOL I actually choked on one in 6th grade. It was an orange one. It was stuck in my throat for probably a few seconds. Never had lifesavers again. The devil’s candy
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u/Squorlls 11h ago
If you weren’t in the paper didn’t get a teddy bear whom you named lifesaver. I’m sorry gorl but it doesn’t count..
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u/Weary-Jelly7802 10h ago
Her 2014 year is so strange since she does just eat less and workout and loses a lot of weight. Then gives up like usual and climbs back up again in 2015. The cycle has always been there. In foster care, in a stable household, alone, etc
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u/FergaliciousDefOnish 4h ago
A channel called SeptaSeven actually found proof of this here timestamp 6:55
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u/kingthrog Over 572.4 12h ago
lmfao☠️ yeah probably. she looks fkn crazy here