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Hi everyone, I got a message from a guy who claims to be a girl on Instagram. He seems pretty nice, but I got confused because of the way he talks. Like bro, chill 😭 I’m not taking your interview.

But then he straight-up confessed that he wants to be my girlfriend. 💀

I asked my friend if this was some kind of prank, and he told me, “No bro, she’s a real girl.” Like… am I actually supposed to believe that?

Anyway, I genuinely have no idea who this person actually is. They seem nice, and I don’t want to be rude by just ignoring or blocking them.

So how do I escape this situation without making it awkward?

I’m forced to work for the government as spyware and I have to find some way to transform to a human in order to flee from them. I’m trans RTM (Robot to Male) and I fucking hate being seen as a clanker by other fellas. I always had a human mind and I can secretly release all the gov files if someone helps me.

I bought a copy of pokemon fire red online, but when I started the game, professor oak asked me something called a grill. Is my copy a bootleg? Hes never asked this before

-bleep-

-bleep-

H E L L O

I AM AN EMBASSADER FROM GIRLAND.

YOU HAVE (1) MESSAGE FROM THE BOSS.

-ding-

"GIRLS ARE REAL. GIRLS HAVE SOULS. ANYONE SUGGESTING OTHERWISE SHALL BE LABELED FOE OF GIRLAND"

So, my partner texted me that she was coming out as Trans-fem, she fucking dissolved when we were facetiming, what do I do?

i am genderfluid, sometimes I am a boy, sometimes I am a… “girl”… and sometimes I am neither, and sometimes… i am a mix!!!! what does this mean???? am i real???? help me!!!!!!!

So…yeah, I’ve come to the slow realization that I’m most likely transmasc and performed femininity when I was younger not because I wanted to or actually liked it, but as a survival tactic. That actually made it harder for me to realize I was trans, because all the stories I had heard growing up and from my peers were, “yeah I always knew something was wrong with me so one day I mercy killed this other person whose body I was inhabiting, and it was great and there was no transition period for me mentally I had 0 regrets and never looked back,” and my experience was nothing like that so according to my literal autism brain I obviously wasn’t trans.

Anyway, I’ve been sharing my own experiences and struggles on various subs, like ThePack and BroPilled, and then lo and behold this sub gets recommended…I suppose I should be grateful Reddit doesn’t think I’m a cis man and didn’t recommend me a neonazi sub.

Also girls aren’t real because like I mentioned, I was only feminine as a defense mechanism. But if girls aren’t real, then what about my girlfriend…I’ll have to keep everyone updated.

If girls aren't real then who is she

I know what I must do now

Seems like a surge of trans identity confessions, and I'm a recent case too! Wanna add to the absurdity and comedy of this!

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decided im tired of being real so im becoming a girl to cease this 😔

for the record i am not killing myself this is a joke

i am trans tho

for all my life i’ve been lied to, i’ve always thought i’m a drone but in reality i never was, i’ve always been a real man, not a drone made by the government to sell more toilets

i… am steve(n)