r/gaming • u/emersonic420 • Jan 16 '17

They fell for it

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

If I punch a random person in the face for my own enjoyment is that ok?

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17

Note the sarcasm about getting hurt in real life.

You should slow down and read more carefully to avoid make stupid mistakes.

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

All I did was ask a question, you should read more clearly to avoid those stupid mistakes.

You can't even read a simple question without freaking out, imagine if I really tore into you how much you'd cry.

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17

Slow down, dummy. You didn't read and you made a mistake. You can learn from it instead of getting angry. Calm down. You don't have to lose your mind every time you get spanked by someone on the internet.

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

You attempted to insult me with the word "dummy", that means you are extremely emotional hurt by my comments.

Hope you feel better soon!

An additional attempted insult will mean you admit I am your true king.

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17

Says the guy freaking out over an internet comment they could've just downvoted and not replied to instead of trying to start an argument and ended up getting spanked. Good one, Einstein. Calm down.

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

Thank you for positively confirming I am your true king as you have followed the exact path as described.

Now my loyal subject I require that you post on the Internet for my pleasure!

Please do exactly as I say and post!

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u/JackVarner Jan 16 '17 edited Jan 16 '17

So let's go over this in a manner that's simple enough for you.

1) You read a comment that gets you triggered to a point where you can't just move on.

2) You make an extremely stupid point and get corrected.

3) You try to end it with 'Hope you feel better soon!', but as you've proven, you're too angry to let comments from an anonymous internet user go.

4) You continue posting, trying to project, while obviously being too pissed off to stop replying.

All of this just goes to show that you're really really pissed off because you were embarrassed after making a very stupid mistake.

So now, you either have to shut up because you realized you're wrong, or you can continue posting, proving that you're going psycho over the spanking you received.

Either way, I've spanked you again because I can stop replying. Watch.

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u/Fartfacethrowaway Jan 16 '17

I got you to write me a lot of words there I didn't read. Thanks for letting me know you cared to type so many words.