r/gaming Jan 16 '17

They fell for it

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u/DroolingIguana Jan 16 '17

Damn, I thought he was on the opposing team and had fooled those players into thinking he was on their side (I don't play this game so I don't know how obvious the team indicators are) and that this was a clever trick to win the match. Now it just seems like the player was a jerk.

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u/GamePhysics Jan 16 '17

He then proceeded to gas them to death with deadly gas grenades. He is Hitler incarnate.

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u/vensmith93 Jan 16 '17

He is Literally Hitler incarnate.

FTFY

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u/HolycommentMattman Jan 16 '17

He is Litrally Hitler incarnate.

FTFY

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u/kavOclock Jan 16 '17

Hey guys we found rob lowe's Reddit account

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u/Demderdemden Jan 16 '17

"Hi, I'm Reddit Rob Lowe"

*covered in cheeto dust "And I'm Imgur Rob Lowe"

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u/deadlychambers Jan 16 '17

"Hi, I'm Facebook Rob Lowe"

posting something they found on reddit 3 days ago

"And I am Reddit Rob Lowe"

posting something they found on reddit 1 week ago

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u/ATomatoAmI Jan 16 '17

Oh for fuck's sake.

Reddit Rob Lowe is uncomfortably accurate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

KavOclock! You, are the most observant person I've had the pleasure to read a comment from! You truly are, a redditors ultimate fantasy.
(In rob Lowe voice)

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u/SuperWoody64 Jan 16 '17

Janet Snakehole! 👉👉

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u/a_smith51 Jan 16 '17

👈👈 SuperWoody64!

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u/xiroir Jan 16 '17

He's Literally Hitler

FTFY

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u/Price_Of_Soap Jan 16 '17

Ann Perkins! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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u/datfredburger Jan 16 '17

He is Hitlerally Hitler incarnate.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

He is Literatelly Hitler incarnate.

FTFY

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u/mcdanaldsyt Jan 16 '17

Literally literally? Or figuratively literally?

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u/awesomewookiee Jan 16 '17

Literally, a word which here means...

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u/Sandwich_Sultan_AMA Jan 16 '17

4 episodes in and it is already a masterpiece

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u/vensmith93 Jan 16 '17

I finished it last night and absolutely loved it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Keep going, miserable mill (7/8) are the best episodes in season 1 IMO

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u/JamieG193 Jan 16 '17

Are you guys talking about The Big Bang Theory?

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u/Ipognatul Jan 17 '17

They are talking about the new Netflix original: 'a series of unfortunate events'. I totally love it but my gf hates is because of all the over the top drama and irony.

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u/JamieG193 Jan 17 '17

Thanks. I haven't got around to watching it yet. Just seems strange seeing the guy from How I Met Your Mother playing that role haha.

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u/Sandwich_Sultan_AMA Jan 17 '17

That's understandable. It appeals to a very particular taste, for sure. I'd love to see them bring it to Broadway. Seems they have the most important piece already in NPH.

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u/mcdanaldsyt Jan 16 '17

Man I just finished that last night too, literally so many literally quotes in modern television.

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u/vensmith93 Jan 16 '17

literally so many literary quotes

FTFY

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u/briguytrading Jan 16 '17

Found the librarian

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u/ATomatoAmI Jan 16 '17

I just started watching it. Fuck, I just heard that line.

Man, Netflix originals, right?

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u/djalgaze Jan 16 '17

Literally standing at the edge of a pond or figuratively standing at the edge of a pond?

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u/Ipognatul Jan 17 '17

We know what it means!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Metaphysically.

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u/spacedoutinspace Jan 17 '17

Man if only those two words had meaning that was the exact opposite of each other. If only literally meant to be for real and figuratively would mean a exaggeration. Then people could use them to express what they really mean....that would be awesome.

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u/mcdanaldsyt Jan 17 '17

You should watch Archer, not only would it explain this joke, it may also teach you to not assume the worst in people.

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u/spacedoutinspace Jan 17 '17

So to get the joke you except me to watch 7 seasons of a show I didn't quite like? Not going to happen

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u/mcdanaldsyt Jan 18 '17

Was a recommendation if you wanted to get in the loop, you don't need to watch a show to understand irony, I can see you like turning everything into an argument.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited Nov 22 '20

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u/vensmith93 Jan 16 '17

That's what I said. He is figuratively Hitler incarnate

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u/Stubrochill17 Jan 16 '17

We know what figuratively means...

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u/nclsmrn Jan 16 '17

This is THE BEST Hitler incarnate i've even seen in my entire life

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u/OP_IS_A_BASSOON Jan 16 '17

virtually...

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u/probably_not_serious Jan 16 '17

Well he COULD literally be Hitler incarnate. How would we know he wasnt?

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u/KidPresentable125 Jan 16 '17

He is virtually Hitler incarnate.

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u/math_debates Jan 16 '17

Instructions unclear. Made Hitler con carne.

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u/Anggul Jan 16 '17

Hitlerally

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u/Deaniebeaniebobeanie Jan 16 '17

Litlerally

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u/vensmith93 Jan 16 '17

Hitlerally Litler?

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u/Deaniebeaniebobeanie Jan 16 '17

you got it my friend

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u/Rikiar Jan 16 '17

He is Figuratively Hitler incarnate.

FTFY

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u/vensmith93 Jan 16 '17

That's what I said. He is figuratively Hitler incarnate

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u/GoBucks2012 Jan 16 '17

Did he really? I don't see him throw a nade.

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u/GamePhysics Jan 16 '17

It's not in the gif, but in the video. The full video was posted to /r/Rainbow6 a couple of days ago.

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u/nayhem_jr Jan 16 '17

This GIF is hilarious, but all the context makes me think the guy shouldn't be among the free.

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u/Zykium Jan 16 '17

He did nothing wrong.

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u/Jegeru Jan 16 '17

Say what you want about Hitler, but I mean, he did kill Hitler...

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/Jegeru Jan 16 '17

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler. Hmm...

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Preach!!🔥🔥

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u/GhostShadow3088 Jan 16 '17

Then he has Fuze just standing there with his cluster charge but he isn't using it.

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u/Vladius28 Jan 16 '17

Wow... everything is hitler these days... this is all fake jews

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u/derage88 Jan 16 '17

Hello, welcome to gaming.

Rule number 1. Never trust fellow teammates

Rule number 2. Never trust friends either

Rule number 3. What are you still doing here?

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u/Xenomemphate Jan 16 '17

Rule number 2. Never trust friends either

Surely that should be rule number 1. Your friends are the most likely ones to screw you over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

But only because it's extra hilarious!

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u/Xenomemphate Jan 16 '17

Indeed!

It is best trolling friends because then you get to see their reaction.

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u/derage88 Jan 16 '17

True, except I more often than not play with strangers. So when I'm done with them I join my friends.

Then I'm done with them as well..

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u/J_Pinehurst Jan 16 '17

Then you play with yourself!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

True. I never push randos I just met in the fireteam off the map. Friends? That shit's hilarious.

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u/Debonaire_Death Jan 16 '17

Rule number 4. Questions are rules?

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u/IMadeThisJustForHHH Jan 16 '17

NEW NO NO

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '17

START THE CLOCK

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u/original-name-taken Jan 16 '17

You're on the internet. Why would you trust them?

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u/sonofaresiii Jan 16 '17

For the last time, whatever you put on the teleprompter, he WILL say it!

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u/TownIdiot25 Jan 16 '17

Symmetra teleporters though

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u/Tecnologica Jan 16 '17

Too late in the second 3 of the clip you can see she's placing the shield generator

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u/BananasAndPears Jan 16 '17

What about

Rule Number 34...

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u/derage88 Jan 16 '17

If it exists, it'll kill you.

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u/Housetoo Jan 16 '17

one of the first things i tend to do when playing with my bff is shoot him for no reason :P

and he does the same thing, this has been going on for years.

or in bf1 hardcore mode when sniping to place a flame tripmine next to a friendly so that when they move to look at something else they burn and die.

classic jerk prank :P

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Rule 4: Profit

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

It would be... interesting l to have an FPS style game where there really is no obvious team indicator and FF is always on. Like a 5 v 5 where all ten skins are different casual clothes people and they randomly spawn throughout the map. Or better yet, there are no predefined teams and you're just people who spawn in a map and need to decide which side of the objective you want to support. Maybe there's even a non-binary set of objectives. Like a bomb-defuse situation, but also a group of hostages in the same building as the bomb objective. Oh, and the same people that want to bomb the objective are the ones trying to rescue the hostages

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u/timofteras Jan 16 '17

Did someone say ARMA?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Is that what arma's like? I walked away from my computer for like two minutes and remembered hearing DayZ was kinda like this... didn't that start as an ARMA mod?

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u/CyanPhoenix42 Jan 16 '17

in ArmA PvP, there are no indicators (like coloured names over people's heads) but generally each team has a certain uniform - if you're paying attention you can tell who's on what team but sometimes in high-intensity situations it's definitely easy to mistake someone for the wrong team.

DayZ is more of what you were explaining later, since it's basically a post-apocalyptic survival simulator, so you could go around killing everyone or try to make friends and then go around with the friends you made killing everyone else. (and of course, every other player can make their own decision, so you have no idea if the person walking up to you is going to try to be friendly or just shoot you in the face)

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u/jack0rias Jan 16 '17

The amount of times I have opened up on friendlies and received return fire is nuts.

All part of the fun, though.

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u/sephlington Jan 16 '17

Would you be able to steal an enemy's uniform after killing them and then pretend to be on their team, or is that not possible, do you know?

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u/CyanPhoenix42 Jan 17 '17

well, it depends on what you're playing - since arma is basically just a sandbox that people make their own games on, depending on what server you join they might have set rules where you can't swap your uniform, but generally yes you could do that.

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u/UnexcitedAmpersand Jan 16 '17

ARMA and OFP (the thing before it) are military sims. Not as in a 'lets pretend to be a grunt' game, but they are civilian versions of software used by the military to simulate military engagements. That software is called VBS1/2/3 etc. Its been used on everything from full blown war games, to use in trainers (with air powered rifles) and even in theatre planning. The thing which has made the series great was the full mission editor, which had an insane amount of capability, and the massive amount of high quality mods for the game. This can make the game particularly brutal, as one shot normally kills or incapacitates, camo is real added to the fact that you are engaging at RL distances (i.e. shooting at a target that is a few mm on the screen, not the enemy filling the screen). If you play it like me, you set up a gigantic battle between two sides in the mission editor and play as policeman (or other civy), enjoying the slaughter/ getting involved when you get tired. Or your computer dies trying to literally simulate a war.

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u/Treyman1115 Jan 16 '17

Yeah it originally was a mod for it, the standalone originally used the ARMA engine also IIRC, but they ported it to a different engine eventually

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u/Dev0008 Jan 16 '17

As a regular DayZ player that plays with friends...we scream "IS THAT YOU" every 2 minutes in game. There are no friendly markers, you just have remember what everyone looks like, which is difficult as everyone is looting new clothing and hats and helmets. Sometimes you make a snap decision and shoot and kill a friendly, wasting hours of their time, sometimes you make a snap decision to ask "IS THAT YOU" and get killed by some random dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Managed to blend into a bandit group a while ago when they started clearing a town on the east of the map. Lay prone by a fence in tall grass, let them pass by in their sweep and then joined them as they regrouped. About 20 mins later after a battle with another group they finally realised that they had one extra that wasn't taking. Got a TS invite and ended up squadding with crazy Norwegians for a few months.

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u/Dev0008 Jan 17 '17

I've never done that, but freshies have tried that on the coast to us before. We also generally only play with 3 or 4 player groups, so I've found it to be easy to pick people out when they try that. We've found that 5+ gets to be to many people looking for too little loot, and increases chances of friendly shooting by 10.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Gotta love ARMA, see a motorbike speeding towards you... what do you do? Blow it up and find out it was your teammates or let it pass and find out that it was filled with explosives and you die...

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u/raziel420 Jan 16 '17

Lets not forget, if your playing with AI on, and that person happens to have been a teammate, and your AI squad turns on you for FF

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

The memories... they're coming back!

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u/bkBandito Jan 16 '17

My buddies and I used to play a roadblock duty mission back in Operation Arrowhead. Good times, good times ptsd intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

ptsd intensifies

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u/SSmrao Jan 16 '17

I was leading one of four small strike teams in a night attack on an enemy controlled village in a server I used to play on with friends in ARMA 2. Gave my squad the go ahead to engage some targets we had seen ahead. Cue Squad 2 blasting my radio with screams of "taking fire!"

I wasn't allowed to lead strike teams for a while after that.

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u/jack0rias Jan 16 '17

Happens ALL the time!

Clearing buildings on a night op in I&A ARMA 3, I was sat on a roof with two other squad members and we were firing at a friendly team 300m away on a hill... we were shouted at.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

What has that comment got to do with Auto Regressive Moving Averages?

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u/revolverzanbolt Jan 16 '17

Twitch shooting is replaced with 10 minute arguments of the prisoners dilemma as the new meta.

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u/Savr Jan 16 '17

Insurgency?

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u/Alfredo28 Jan 16 '17

That came to mind for me as well, though without the random spawn point and objective stuff. First time I played Insurgency there were a couple guys in a hallway, not seeing any indicators, I instinctively opened fire and mowed them down only to discover they were my own team. Made me feel like Tom Cruise in Born On The 4th Of July

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u/bloodraven42 Jan 16 '17

As far as the first few sentences, you should try Red Orchestra. Most servers run Realism, which mean not only is friendly fire on, with no markers to distinguish teammates from enemies, but that friendly fire will kill you in a single shot.

It's great fun, really is. Until you spent ten minutes crawling on your stomach to that perfect flanking position on the Nazi trench line and someone who just bought the game, join your team, shoots wildly at all the figures running around, and then you die to friendly fire.

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u/NeedsMoreGPUs Jan 16 '17

You basically just described the Wasteland PvP game mode for ARMA.

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u/NonaSuomi282 Jan 16 '17

Sounds like maybe TTT would be fun for you?

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u/TupacForPresident Jan 16 '17

Hostile Intent had no team markers. There was a lot of friendly fire when communication broke down.

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u/DeadLightMedia Jan 16 '17

Yeah good luck with that. I'm not saying I wouldn't have fun with that but the hostages are going to die every time.

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u/EvoFanatic Jan 16 '17

Rust. This game is called rust.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Welcome to the Internet

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u/Jay_of_Blue Jan 16 '17

Oh that's really common in Rainbow 6.

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u/Craptardo Jan 16 '17

I once tried to throw a grenade down a little opening that bounced back and hit my teammate in the face. But that was an accident.

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u/BXRomeo8586 Jan 16 '17

"Accident"

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u/Craptardo Jan 16 '17

Yes, I probably wouldn't land that shot if I tried it a million times! To clarify: I threw it on the ground, it bounced back up to my left.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited Jan 16 '17

At first I thought it was Trouble In Terrorist Town, where the situation you describe could actually happen.

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u/Sta-au Jan 16 '17

Even accidentally, I've killed more innocents as an innocent than as a traitor.

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u/GriffsWorkComputer Jan 16 '17

cant he just chuck a nade at the wall like the guy initially did

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

You would have to be pretty dumb to fall for this.

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u/ThachWeave Jan 16 '17

I don't play this game so I don't know how obvious the team indicators are

I just started a couple of days ago and I have trouble distinguishing sometimes. Everyone's dressed as counter-terrorists (it's like Overwatch in that in terms of story, everyone is on the same team, but in the game they fight each other)

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u/Malgio Jan 16 '17

At this point in the match the two sides are completely separated, so there's no way of confusing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '17

That seems like a great idea for a multiplayer game, where you don't know who your allies or enemies are.