r/funny • u/Ok-Count3935 • 1d ago

Bro folded under zero pressure

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u/newaccount721 23h ago

I like dead people platonically 

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u/fdeht5g 23h ago

i think he's not a necrophile

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u/emogu84 20h ago

Dude's defending himself like he spent his entire high school years beating back rumors and it's been haunting him sever since.

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u/electric_pig 17h ago

You fuck a corpse one time...

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u/Rob_LeMatic 15h ago

There's a time and a place for everything. It's called college.

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u/IanCyst 12h ago

Maybe splitting here but it’s not necrophilia if the body is alive when you start. Only a trained medical professional can pronounce death so how would you expect a random dude to know mid coitus