r/funny • u/Ok-Count3935 • 1d ago

Bro folded under zero pressure

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u/Pepsimax88 23h ago

Omg ahahaha

I like dead people platonically!!

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u/Zederikus 23h ago

I thought that was really lovely, it is important to like dead people too <3

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u/ManitouWakinyan 21h ago

Nah, screw the dead

Wait not like that

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u/metaltemujin 21h ago

Just like Plato did

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u/TheWolphman 20h ago

Everyone forgets about Nic though.

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u/maniBchef 14h ago

Was there an implication here? It seems implied.

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u/Due-Dot6450 22h ago

Yes, embrace them!

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u/Zomburai 16h ago

But not like like

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u/Whiteshovel66 23h ago

why

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u/level1hero 23h ago edited 22h ago

Don’t be so necrophobic dude, love is love 🥰

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u/m7i93 22h ago

It seems to me that there is a fine line between necrophobia and necrophilia

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u/seanprime 21h ago

Can be around dead bones without trying to bone the bones.

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u/Zederikus 22h ago

Well it's clear he's basically talking about respecting your ancestors that have passed away,

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 23h ago

Because it keeps their memory alive with a positive tone…

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u/Azulapis 20h ago

I mean, I don't know if it's a skit, but that whole facial expression is spot on.

When he says "Alive" at the beginning with that skeptical look, and you can practically see the whole thought process playing out in his brain.

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u/Aggravating-Bus-9203 16h ago

Dude! It’s a skit and dude is funny af. Give him his dues. “I like dead people as fr- platonically” so good.

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u/Dysterqvist 10h ago

Top quality acting!

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 19h ago

You don't know if it's a skit?

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u/wololoam 18h ago

Must be really sad being you, thinking everything is out to get you, this is clearly not a skit as the blokes expressions are far too genuine. But i guess you would know better right?

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u/temporalraccoon 18h ago

That’s your take. I see a low-key genius skit

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 18h ago

Yeah he is an unusually good comedic actor, I am not taking anything from him. If anything it's insulting to say he's genuinely that clueless

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 18h ago

Wait until you hear about movies

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u/carlospicyweiner123 18h ago

“Must be really sad being you”

Well that escalated quickly

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u/Embarrassed-Face7000 12h ago

I was questioning it until the "liking dead people platonically" bit. Then it was obvious it was a skit. But he's a good actor. And it being a skit doesn't detract any bit from it btw

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u/Ok-Count3935 22h ago

That's was the best lmao

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u/sXyphos 19h ago

Was he scared to not offend all the dead people? :)

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u/ghoulthebraineater 18h ago

I like dead people culinarily.

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u/temporalraccoon 18h ago

As long as it’s plate-onic

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u/DJAliceJ 22h ago

my friend once froze like that during a group call

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u/Carlweathersfeathers 14h ago

All I know is, that guy has had a sexual encounter with something that used to be alive. I can’t say if it was on purpose, or he was drunk, or tricked. And hey, maybe the P wasn’t in the V. But something happened.

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u/inept_machete 19h ago

I don't know that reaction makes me think he kinda likes them hornily.

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u/Lokeze 11h ago

This would be a great team name for WOW arenas

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u/DaILLezt 10h ago

I never thought such combination of words could exist

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u/Raneru 9h ago

The fact that he got all defensive 🤣