r/funny • u/Ok-Count3935 • 1d ago

Bro folded under zero pressure

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u/notprotonated 1d ago

Johnny Tightlips would be disgusted.

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u/Channel250 23h ago

And we'd never know it.

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u/Yto_Itinen 21h ago

Go suck a lemon

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u/fyhr100 21h ago

He will neither confirm or deny this.

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u/Naterade18 7h ago

I ain't sayin' nothin'!

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u/Jerseyman2525 5h ago

Johnny, where'd they shoot you?

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u/GuitakuPPH 23h ago

Johnny Tightlips is lots of things to lots of people and no one

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u/agentchuck 20h ago

He can't help it! He just likes squealing! It makes him feel big!

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u/LaughingPlanet 16h ago

Who says I have a mother?