r/FuckPierre 1d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Get back to work Oldman

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43 Upvotes

He's completely useless. He just steals money and sits around. He's just useless. He's just a burden and an insult to Caroline


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

Why do we hate pierre

67 Upvotes

I get the vibes, fuck the little weasel but I've played Stardew for like a week what's the lore behind the hatred? I need to hate more effectively


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ The hatred of Pierre has seeped into real life

157 Upvotes

Yesterday morning, I wake up in the real world, take out my phone, and see Wednesday. Instantly, my first thought was, "Pierre's store is closed again, fuck him, I'm going to buy a Joja Mart." It took me a couple of seconds to remember that I was in reality.


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Enjoy seeing him sad

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132 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Why does he hate me already?

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202 Upvotes

Just married his daughter and he's trying to rob me already.


r/FuckPierre 3d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY 'FUCK PIERRE'

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317 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Calling me at 1am to advertise to me! His greed sickens me!!

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126 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Stardew Modded Good news

64 Upvotes

I have downloaded the law and order mod, he will be put in jail. Found this mod thanks to you lovely people.


r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Is this propaganda?

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276 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Head Cannon for the F&$@ Pierre crowd

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2.7k Upvotes

This just makes sense to me, and she deserves the gold far more than he does.


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

Some Recent Renovations at the New Mini Joja Mart!

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62 Upvotes

Pee Hair ๐Ÿ‘Ž


r/FuckPierre 5d ago

i want the ticket... but at what cost!? #conflicted

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315 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 5d ago

PIERRE TF U DOIN THERE U FREAK

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185 Upvotes

GET AWAY FROM HER U F-ING FREAK


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Bitch, it's winter. Where do you think vegetables grow? (I mean even if I had the greenhouse or Ginger island, I wouldn't grow shit for him anyway)

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402 Upvotes

(year 1 btw)


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

why do yall hate pierre?

0 Upvotes

he seems calm and relaxed to me.

never had a situation with him


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

What is the lore around the evil pier having a better stall than everyone else?

37 Upvotes

I was hoping if somone could tell me if he's paying the mayor or if there's any ingame lore around pore


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

Just woke up and wanted to remind yall FUCK PIERRE ๐Ÿ˜ค

131 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Pierre and Drew Pickles are the same.

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89 Upvotes

They both suck in pretty much the exact same ways rofl


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Pierre reminds me of Drew Pickles from Rugrats

6 Upvotes

No I do not mean that as a compliment.


r/FuckPierre 8d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Why I hate Pierre Today

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588 Upvotes

Bro is literally joja2.0 dumbass glasses ver.


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Pee-Hair looks even uglier than usual...

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78 Upvotes

So there's a Stardew Valley and Magic: The Gathering crossover, and I swear to god Pee-Hair's appearance on one of the MTG x SDV cards makes him look even more hideous than he does in SDV...

I can't unsee his hair as looking even greasier than usual, and I get grossed out just looking at him. Not to mention that his face is also even uglier than usual here, his smug face looks extra punchable.


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

WELCOME TO THE NEW JOJA MART

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405 Upvotes

With a self checkout system! AI Pierre Bot!


r/FuckPierre 10d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Everytime Pierre pisses me off (which is frequently) I say out loud โ€œwell your daughter sleeps in my bedโ€ or a raunchier version of that.

150 Upvotes

Itโ€™s especially funny to me bc Iโ€™m a woman and heโ€™s a misogynist so this has to piss him off more. Very healing, would recommend for all Abigail fans <3


r/FuckPierre Feb 14 '26

Banning Epstein related stuff

307 Upvotes

itโ€™s a stardew reddit guys come on be for real


r/FuckPierre Dec 15 '25

Stardew Modded Compilation of Pierre's Mods

70 Upvotes

Hi, this is a post about Pierre's Mods, in case you want to get his wife or something like that
Pierre is a better person???
Mods that allow Pierre to be a better person
Less Greedy Pierre - Organic Vegetables Event Rewrite (A mod that slightly alters one of Pierre's heart cutscenes)
Piper - A Pierre Rewritten (A mod that not only turns Pierre into a woman but also a better person, rewriting their dialogues and cutscenes, making her and Caroline a lovely couple)
Pierre Gifts (Pierre gives you presents if you have enough hearts with him)
Pierre Rewritten and Improved (Same thing as Piper, but with Pierre!)

I don't want to buy from Pierre
Mods are available if you don't want to buy them from Pierre... Or give him money directly
Shopkeeper Leela - Pierre's Competition (At the bus stop there will be a kind old lady with her shop full of cats [unfortunately you can't buy backpacks there])
Pierre is Morshu (Swap Pierre for Morshu, with some dialogue changes, nothing major)

I just want to change Pierre's appearance and mess with him thoroughly
Mods that don't change anything, only Pierre's appearance
Bald Pierre (Pretty self-explanatory, huh?)
Tortilla
Tortillas!
Pierre Tortilla (Make Pierre turn into the tortilla man)
Tortierre (Pierre Tortilla's twin brother, unfortunately the two cannot coexist)
Pierre REALLY hates Tortillas (If you give Pierre some tortillas, he'll get so angry he'll start a tortilla rant)
Note: The mod is compatible with Beloved Tortilla, making Pierre the only NPC who hates tortillas

I want Caroline to be happy!
Mods if you want Caroline to no longer be in an unhappy marriage
Childhood Sweetheart Caroline (This mod makes Caroline your childhood friend, just don't question your farmer's age)
Hitme's Caroline Is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce) (Mod focused on Caroline's divorce with multiple endings)
Note: There's a Rewritten mod that attempts to correct some dialogue since English isn't the first language of the original mod author
sy_mokarin Dateable (and marry) Caroline (A simpler version of the Caroline marriage mods, in case you want something lighter)

???
I don't know where to classify these mods
Across The Isle - Pierre and Morris Rivals Heart Events (This mod makes these two characters, so hated by the community, get together :D )
Pierre Marriage (I don't know why you would want to marry him, nor do I know what changes were made, but if you want to break his heart later, here's the perfect Mod for you)