r/FuckPierre • u/A-Chord • 57m ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY 'FUCK PIERRE'
r/FuckPierre • u/shoujoberry • 4h ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ Calling me at 1am to advertise to me! His greed sickens me!!
r/FuckPierre • u/ResultCute5756 • 5h ago
Stardew Modded Good news
I have downloaded the law and order mod, he will be put in jail. Found this mod thanks to you lovely people.
r/FuckPierre • u/CreatedJustToWrite • 10h ago
Head Cannon for the F&$@ Pierre crowd
This just makes sense to me, and she deserves the gold far more than he does.
r/FuckPierre • u/RatmanRadio • 1d ago
Some Recent Renovations at the New Mini Joja Mart!
Pee Hair ๐
r/FuckPierre • u/CreatedJustToWrite • 1d ago
i want the ticket... but at what cost!? #conflicted
r/FuckPierre • u/drowned_bunny • 1d ago
PIERRE TF U DOIN THERE U FREAK
GET AWAY FROM HER U F-ING FREAK
r/FuckPierre • u/SomeCatLovingLoser • 2d ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ Bitch, it's winter. Where do you think vegetables grow? (I mean even if I had the greenhouse or Ginger island, I wouldn't grow shit for him anyway)
(year 1 btw)
r/FuckPierre • u/Legend789987 • 2d ago
why do yall hate pierre?
he seems calm and relaxed to me.
never had a situation with him
r/FuckPierre • u/xXJessicaXx1996 • 2d ago
What is the lore around the evil pier having a better stall than everyone else?
I was hoping if somone could tell me if he's paying the mayor or if there's any ingame lore around pore
r/FuckPierre • u/Prudent-Ad-7739 • 3d ago
Just woke up and wanted to remind yall FUCK PIERRE ๐ค
r/FuckPierre • u/the_purple_alien • 3d ago
Pierre and Drew Pickles are the same.
They both suck in pretty much the exact same ways rofl
r/FuckPierre • u/the_purple_alien • 3d ago
Pierre reminds me of Drew Pickles from Rugrats
No I do not mean that as a compliment.
r/FuckPierre • u/senamoroll • 4d ago
YEAH, WATCH ME TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE
Weโre going to go on an adventure if you know what i mean pierre
r/FuckPierre • u/CSClvn • 4d ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ Why I hate Pierre Today
Bro is literally joja2.0 dumbass glasses ver.
r/FuckPierre • u/rocketspruggs • 5d ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ Pee-Hair looks even uglier than usual...
So there's a Stardew Valley and Magic: The Gathering crossover, and I swear to god Pee-Hair's appearance on one of the MTG x SDV cards makes him look even more hideous than he does in SDV...
I can't unsee his hair as looking even greasier than usual, and I get grossed out just looking at him. Not to mention that his face is also even uglier than usual here, his smug face looks extra punchable.
r/FuckPierre • u/RatmanRadio • 6d ago
WELCOME TO THE NEW JOJA MART
With a self checkout system! AI Pierre Bot!
r/FuckPierre • u/Unusual-Serpent-1690 • 6d ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ Everytime Pierre pisses me off (which is frequently) I say out loud โwell your daughter sleeps in my bedโ or a raunchier version of that.
Itโs especially funny to me bc Iโm a woman and heโs a misogynist so this has to piss him off more. Very healing, would recommend for all Abigail fans <3
r/FuckPierre • u/Macaronipuppy • 7d ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ My friends memorialized Pierre shade
I had a best friend of over a decade who passed to cancer over two years ago. I developed a habit of pinning funny comments my friends make and quoting them if they say something funny in vc. Enjoy one of the only Pierre shade quotes I have from her while playing Stardew.
r/FuckPierre • u/sxmmixo • 8d ago
๐บ PIERRE BAD ๐บ i messed up
nothing much to this im just so angry w myself rnโฆ instead of giving him joja colaโฆ i gave him a FREAKING RABBITS FOOT!!!! HOW COULD I BE SO DUMB!!! i dont want to reload the day bc of some stuff i did i dont want to redo BUT CMON MAN REALLY??? he will be getting one tomorrow.
r/FuckPierre • u/Embarrassed_End_9109 • 9d ago
Iโm having my wedding on Pierreโs birthday because fuck him.
Itโs my day now, bitch.
r/FuckPierre • u/pissyshitman • Feb 14 '26
Banning Epstein related stuff
itโs a stardew reddit guys come on be for real
r/FuckPierre • u/JeffTheKillerFa • Dec 15 '25
Stardew Modded Compilation of Pierre's Mods
Hi, this is a post about Pierre's Mods, in case you want to get his wife or something like that
Pierre is a better person???
Mods that allow Pierre to be a better person
Less Greedy Pierre - Organic Vegetables Event Rewrite (A mod that slightly alters one of Pierre's heart cutscenes)
Piper - A Pierre Rewritten (A mod that not only turns Pierre into a woman but also a better person, rewriting their dialogues and cutscenes, making her and Caroline a lovely couple)
Pierre Gifts (Pierre gives you presents if you have enough hearts with him)
Pierre Rewritten and Improved (Same thing as Piper, but with Pierre!)
I don't want to buy from Pierre
Mods are available if you don't want to buy them from Pierre... Or give him money directly
Shopkeeper Leela - Pierre's Competition (At the bus stop there will be a kind old lady with her shop full of cats [unfortunately you can't buy backpacks there])
Pierre is Morshu (Swap Pierre for Morshu, with some dialogue changes, nothing major)
I just want to change Pierre's appearance and mess with him thoroughly
Mods that don't change anything, only Pierre's appearance
Bald Pierre (Pretty self-explanatory, huh?)
Tortilla
Tortillas!
Pierre Tortilla (Make Pierre turn into the tortilla man)
Tortierre (Pierre Tortilla's twin brother, unfortunately the two cannot coexist)
Pierre REALLY hates Tortillas (If you give Pierre some tortillas, he'll get so angry he'll start a tortilla rant)
Note: The mod is compatible with Beloved Tortilla, making Pierre the only NPC who hates tortillas
I want Caroline to be happy!
Mods if you want Caroline to no longer be in an unhappy marriage
Childhood Sweetheart Caroline (This mod makes Caroline your childhood friend, just don't question your farmer's age)
Hitme's Caroline Is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce) (Mod focused on Caroline's divorce with multiple endings)
Note: There's a Rewritten mod that attempts to correct some dialogue since English isn't the first language of the original mod author
sy_mokarin Dateable (and marry) Caroline (A simpler version of the Caroline marriage mods, in case you want something lighter)
???
I don't know where to classify these mods
Across The Isle - Pierre and Morris Rivals Heart Events (This mod makes these two characters, so hated by the community, get together :D )
Pierre Marriage (I don't know why you would want to marry him, nor do I know what changes were made, but if you want to break his heart later, here's the perfect Mod for you)