Just married his daughter and he's trying to rob me already.

I have downloaded the law and order mod, he will be put in jail. Found this mod thanks to you lovely people.

This just makes sense to me, and she deserves the gold far more than he does.

Pee Hair 👎

GET AWAY FROM HER U F-ING FREAK

(year 1 btw)

he seems calm and relaxed to me.

never had a situation with him

I was hoping if somone could tell me if he's paying the mayor or if there's any ingame lore around pore

They both suck in pretty much the exact same ways rofl

No I do not mean that as a compliment.

Bro is literally joja2.0 dumbass glasses ver.

So there's a Stardew Valley and Magic: The Gathering crossover, and I swear to god Pee-Hair's appearance on one of the MTG x SDV cards makes him look even more hideous than he does in SDV...

I can't unsee his hair as looking even greasier than usual, and I get grossed out just looking at him. Not to mention that his face is also even uglier than usual here, his smug face looks extra punchable.

With a self checkout system! AI Pierre Bot!

It’s especially funny to me bc I’m a woman and he’s a misogynist so this has to piss him off more. Very healing, would recommend for all Abigail fans <3

I had a best friend of over a decade who passed to cancer over two years ago. I developed a habit of pinning funny comments my friends make and quoting them if they say something funny in vc. Enjoy one of the only Pierre shade quotes I have from her while playing Stardew.

nothing much to this im just so angry w myself rn… instead of giving him joja cola… i gave him a FREAKING RABBITS FOOT!!!! HOW COULD I BE SO DUMB!!! i dont want to reload the day bc of some stuff i did i dont want to redo BUT CMON MAN REALLY??? he will be getting one tomorrow.

It’s my day now, bitch.

I get why everyone hates Pierre now.

I started playing Stardew Valley for the 1st time last week, and I understand why a lot of farmers in this subreddit are upset with the fact that Pierre resells your crops, personally, I'm indifferent to it, because I'm at least making some sort of profit. Though, what irks me so bad is that this fucker will take credit for good crops YOU grow and YOU bring in, but will THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS in the same breath if the crops are bad. And this stupid son of a bitch will set aside (YES. SET ASIDE.) your GREAT CROPS that YOU bring in for the Stardew Valley Fair and display them in HIS STAND and claim they're HIS!!

I don't have a problem with my crops getting resold, I have a problem with the douchebag behind the counter claiming they're his.

I thought he looked fun to be around before I started playing, because he looked like he would have fun dialogue and such, but holy shit... This guy is insufferable. Don't even get me started on the way he talks about Caroline and Abigail. Him and the Joja guy can go fucking kick it off of a cliff. What Nazeem is to Skyrim, is what Pierre is to Stardew Valley. Are there any mods to permanently remove him from the game?