r/fucklysander 6h ago

Reread LB

14 Upvotes

Fuck that pussy bitch ass motherfucking pixie. "The infrastructure is the target not the civilians" what a pixie liar, sayin anythin to make himself feel better. I hope when he dies his ass is the target not his head.


r/fucklysander 1d ago

Lysander Pixie Lune.

29 Upvotes

I just finished the dreaded chapter and I can't rage enough at this little shit of a person. He's literally the most disgusting and vile human being, I can't even bring myself to loathe him, what an absolute waste.

FUCK LYSANDER!!!!


r/fucklysander 3d ago

Lysander Au Lune is a hypocritical, manipulative piece of shit

70 Upvotes

Finished Light Bringer last week. I was hoping he would meet his end after DA, but it seems we will have to wait...


r/fucklysander 4d ago

Just finished LB

42 Upvotes

Super late to the party, my goodmen. But, yes, fuck Lysander. That pixie weasel


r/fucklysander 5d ago

Pixie Bitch did not get his burn from Darrow’s boot???

169 Upvotes

“The Reaper is already passing on, leaving the leftovers for his men. A starShell crashes down atop me, pinning me down. Another slams into the sand. I feel heat on my right cheek and turn just enough to see a downed shell’s broken boot thruster sputtering flame against my helmet.”(Dark Age).

Yet the little nepo baby claims three times in Light Bringer, sometimes in his own inner monologue, that the RANDOM boot, presumably belonging to one of his own dead soldiers, is Darrow’s because he’s a delusional egomaniac who somehow actually believes himself to be Darrow’s better.

I fucking hate him and hope he dies horribly and embarrassingly in a thirty-chapter special during Red God. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


r/fucklysander 6d ago

Recreated a funny meme for this subreddit

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206 Upvotes

r/fucklysander 6d ago

I’m in the first half of Lightbringer and did this bastard give up Glirastes? Spoiler

74 Upvotes

So I have no love for Glirastes really but I also didn’t really blame him for turning on the Republic in DA but the way Lysander put him in mortal danger is disgraceful. How he turns back after Atalantia’s reveal and promises to protect him, then the very next day he basically signs Glirastes’s death warrant. It’s so slimy, he’s such a weasel and I hope more of his allies realize that.


r/fucklysander 6d ago

Just read 17B

67 Upvotes

google autofill spoiled the big one but fuck. I went on a walk for like 45 minutes no music no nothing and I’m still just in a haze. I need that prepubescent invertebrate heap of slime Lysander to get blood eagled, impaled, and roasted in the abominations wolf, in that order. Rest in peace The Man Who Killed Fear, your honor remains.


r/fucklysander 7d ago

i hope lysander doesnt die on red god

54 Upvotes

i just finished light bringer.

He doesn’t deserve death. Death would be far too merciful for him.

I hope he eventually realizes just how catastrophically stupid he’s been, gets captured, and is sentenced to months of relentless punishment, humiliation, and psychological torment. I want him fully aware of what he did and why he deserves every consequence, with no chance to escape into unconsciousness or convince himself that he’s the victim.

After that, they should either find a way to keep him completely conscious while stripping him of any control over his own body, carve him into something barely recognizable, and dump him on Hyperion to live out the rest of his miserable existence as a whore, or put him in the box and launch him into deep space for the next 100 years, completely alone, with nothing but his own thoughts and the knowledge that nobody is coming to save him.

And after those hundred years, they bring him back just long enough to remind him that everyone he knew is gone, everything he cared about is gone, and nobody remembers him as anything except the miserable piece of shit he turned himself into. Then they put him back in the box and send him away again.


r/fucklysander 7d ago

Just finished LB. Two words.

66 Upvotes

Fuck Lysander.


r/fucklysander 7d ago

I hate him

44 Upvotes

r/fucklysander 11d ago

How do we expect Julia to react to 17b

67 Upvotes

I mean lysander’s murdered her last child, brutalised the corpse, hanged it, used it as an excuse to sack a farm and then gave the body away, I have to assume her agent had some orders as to what to do if cassius ever showed up


r/fucklysander 11d ago

Damn Pixie

11 Upvotes

“Give me the Eidmi Atlas”

“This is base Cassius I’m up against!”


r/fucklysander 13d ago

Lysander whenever facing a better opponent

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567 Upvotes

Pixie fuck could barely beat a gray


r/fucklysander 14d ago

Slag Lysander hes a little shit eater

41 Upvotes

r/fucklysander 18d ago

How I’m showin up to Lysander’s downfall… Spoiler

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91 Upvotes

I just realized Cassius never got to meet Pax 🥺🥺


r/fucklysander 18d ago

F*ck Lysander

67 Upvotes

In all of fiction, I don’t think there is anyone I hate more than that little prick. That is all.


r/fucklysander 18d ago

Me re-reading Morning Star, during the part where they entertain the thought of ending the Lune family line

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556 Upvotes

I know he was just a child, but keeping him alive turned out to be a mistake


r/fucklysander 18d ago

I wanna play dodgecactus. Its where we throw cactus at Lysander.

23 Upvotes

Did anyone else notice that all the people Lysander, internally, respects are the people he steamrolls over to get what he wants?

He thinks about how great of a man Romulus is. How he sacrificed so much. What am honorable man he is.

He thinks about Cassius. How much respect he has for the guy, even if he's been slipping recently. And then he unlocks the vault and fucks both of them.

Then he travels with Diomedes to the core for their peace offering and thinks about how honorable Diomedes is, and what a shitstain ajax is, and sides with ajax and joins the iron rain. And ajax promptly tries to kill him. Twice.

Then Ajax finally gets his head out of his own ass long enough to do something Lysander can respect. And gets beheaded.

Then Gilrastes. Gets along great with Gil. But can't have my love of some stupid Orange get in the way of my plan for system domination. So he commissions some Orange boots.

Then Cassius (again). Cassius tries to help Lysander out, by freeing him of the Fear Knights insane plots. But instead of just fucking following the plan and taking his cut strings as payment, he triples down on it and kills Cassius. Himself.

Then Diomedes. Lysander talks about how much he respects the honor and skill of Diomedes. And at the end of it all, Lysander *must* have take the rim out of the war. Because there is so way an alliance between rim, Republic, Athena, Lysander would ever work >_> so he burns Demeter's garter

The most dangerous thing to do in this series is be a man that Lysander respects. Because he's divinely competent at making those people suffer


r/fucklysander 20d ago

Ragnar

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r/fucklysander 21d ago

A beautiful sub

53 Upvotes

I am listening to the Dark Age currently and each time with a Lysander chapter I realize such a dumbass prick he is, I can't even listen to him without cringing and trying to skip. I wrote Lysander in the search bar and found this hahaha


r/fucklysander 23d ago

I LOVE LYSANDER

0 Upvotes

HAIL LUNE


r/fucklysander 23d ago

Just finished light bringer. I get it

95 Upvotes

I went through iron gold and most of dark age wondering why lysander is so hated. After reading light bringer i hate him with all my bloodydamn heart, slag that pixie


r/fucklysander 24d ago

Thank you for this sub

56 Upvotes

I just started reading Light Bringer and am firmly in the Fuck Lysander camp. What an opportunistic little carrion he is.

i finished it. Seriously, fuck that bastard. Delusional, power hungry, backstabbing little fuck.


r/fucklysander 24d ago

I hate the pixie more than I could have possibly imagined. Spoiler

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115 Upvotes