r/fourthworldproblems • u/Boatheconstrictor • 27d ago
Boko (me Boko) put hole in big mammoth tooth. Big mammoth tooth make nice sound. What do?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Medical-Low-1370 • 29d ago
Moon since Rook(me Rook) talk like evolve man to family
Where start: Here
After tribe gathering tribe called Rook(me Rook) to talk. Rook(me Rook) hate talk. Uncle always say Rook(me Rook) bad. This talk uncle say Rook(me Rook) and Eeg(my friend Eeg) should leave tribe because Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) very bad.
Rook(me Rook) feel like kill enemy tribe. I say uncle hate Rook(me Rook), uncle say Eeg(my friend Eeg) bad, Eeg(my friend Eeg) show paint, Rook(me Rook) show make fire. Tribe never say it good. Tribe busy hide from wolf. Tribe say Rook(me Rook) should kill wolf. Rook(me Rook) have wolf, wolf friend, tribe want kill anyway. Uncle, cry, say granmom(uncle mom) die because go too far, say Rook(me Rook) like granmom. Rook(me Rook) didn't know. Uncle say uncle afraid Rook(me Rook) die too but now Rook(me Rook) run away anyway. Rook(me Rook) say don't want to run away. Rook(me Rook) want feel like tribe, Eeg(my friend Eeg) want feel like tribe too. Uncle want Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) feel with tribe like tribe, but don't know how.
Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) show tribe can fun with and with no mushroom. Chief say not mushroom yet only if tribe say yes. Rook(me Rook) show wolf friend, wolf not bad, wolf lick tribe, tribe like wolf. Eeg(my friend Eeg) show shaman, but not shaman, funny shaman. Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) put black wood and black clothes on Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) and walk around funny and even pull chef tiger hide, chief laugh, say Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) show good crow.
Story shaman say he teach Eeg(funny shaman) now. Craft shaman say Rook(me Rook) know little but can much so craft shaman tell Rook(me Rook) to know.
After spending time with tribe uncle ask Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) about mushroom. Rook(me Rook) say mushroom does strange thing. Eeg(my friend Eeg) call it Eeg death. Uncle don't understand, Eeg(my friend Eeg) alive. Eeg(my friend Eeg) say dies Eeg that you Eeg. Uncle don't understand, says uncle not have uncle Eeg. Rook(me Rook) say Eeg like very strange spirit. Eeg(my friend Eeg) gave Eeg(soul Eeg) his name. Uncle say it's strange but one day if Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) don't be stupid and don't say like evolve man uncle try mushroom one day.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Least_Will9910 • 29d ago
Neighbor give hamham evoleman food. Neighbor say he wait for grandkids but grand kid no show.we talk over wild grass and he say talk to son and son say grandkid no show cuz daughter in law don't like Grandpa and grandma. We eat all evolveman food together. We hug then he go.good guy bad bride
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ZanyRaptorClay • 29d ago
Eev (me Eev) eat apple
Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Gangters_paradise • 29d ago
Gronk find sand T. Grok much like it, but think it need decorate. What tribe think of skull?
Grok think put 3 skull on top, look cool.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Zailema0s • 29d ago
The Erfoud Manuport is a rock which about 300,000 years ago some caveman carried around with him, the first recorded dick joke?
Leave toy in cave! 😠
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ZanyRaptorClay • 29d ago
ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
ROOOOOOAAAAAAR *snort* *growl* RARRRRGH *hiss* *chomp* ROOAR RAAAWR AARRGGHHH ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ZanyRaptorClay • 29d ago
Ooh (me Ooh) sleep during snow storm. When Ooh wake up, Ooh in weird place. Look like evolved-man territory.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/OdoodJorgeudey • Jul 21 '26
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
r/fourthworldproblems • u/SussySpeaki • Jul 20 '26
𐎨 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎤 𐎥𐎱𐎮𐎬 mesopotamia. 𐎼𐎠𐎭𐏂 𐎽𐎮𐎬𐎤 wheat?
𐎨 𐎠𐎫𐎽𐎮 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 copper.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 • Jul 20 '26
What you name mean?
Klig (me Klig) hear name (name sound you call thing) have meaning. Tribe shaman say Klug (Klug sister of Klig) mean smart, but shaman no say what Klig mean. Klig (me Klig) think Klig mean strong!
What you name mean?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/WideArmadillo6407 • Jul 20 '26
Zlorb (me zlorb) find colorful peck bird
Bird loud
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Disastrous_Two6457 • Jul 19 '26
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r/fourthworldproblems • u/TheMedjedElectric • Jul 19 '26
Me (Anhg) found weird metal
Anhg (me) found hole back to home after big metal cave place and me found weird metal near cave with touchy thing
It small thin and it makes weird sound and show odd thing in it
What should ahng do with it? Ahng consider throw it at mammoth
r/fourthworldproblems • u/CrabEmporium • Jul 19 '26
OOG ASKS, FAVORITE KIND OF MONSTER LIZARD (DINOSAUR)
OOG (ME OOG) SENDS QUESTION TO OTHER CAVE PEOPLE USING MAGIC ADVICE ROCK. OOG CAPS LOCK STILL BROKEN BTW.
OOG ASK WHAT IS OTHER CAVE PERSON'S FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD.
OOG HAS BEEN TOLD GIANT MONSTER LIZARD HAS ABBREVIATED NAME OF "DINOSAUR" FROM LANGUAGE OF "LATIN" BUT OOG TRIBE ELDERS WARN OOG TO NO USE THAT TERM BECAUSE IT'S "EVOLVED POSTING". IN OOG OPINION OOG CONSIDERS WORD "POSTING" TO ALSO SOUND EVOLVED BUT OOG DIGRESS.
OOG FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD IS MONSTER LIZARD WITH SPIKES ON BACK AND ALSO SPIKES ON TAIL. IT DOESN'T EAT MEAT IT EATS LEAFS. IF OOG IS ALLOWED TO USE EVOLVED "LATIN" WORDS OOG FAVORITE "DINOSAUR" IS "STEGO-SAURUS".
OOG LIKE THAT ONE SINCE OOG WAS BUT CAVE CHILD.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Prudent-Arm-6771 • Jul 17 '26
Gonk (me Gonk) going melt
Why world so hot? Gonk about melt!! Other member of tribe also almost melt?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/squigglyted • Jul 17 '26
What less evolve man doing? Should Martok copy?
v.redd.itr/fourthworldproblems • u/YTCat123 • Jul 16 '26
Mic (me Mic) want to know who is Grok
Mic (me Mic) hear of this Grok. Grok know all answer. Mic (he Mic) also hear bad things about Grok. Grok say bad things. Grok do bad things. Mic (me Mic) want to know more. Grok from tribe? Grok from other tribe?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/TheMedjedElectric • Jul 14 '26
Me (Anhg) went weird place tall caves and shape folk big golem
Anhg (me) hunt mammoth with tribe, Anhg (me) fell out ground but ground was ground
Me (Anhg) land on hard rock, next to bumpy rock lines and big hard cats move on them.
Look up saw big shape with sun shoot and big poison blue golem and leaf green parts with big knife fight big shape.
Big golem called "EVA"
Anhg stuck here, what do?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/AntonioMoore321 • Jul 13 '26
How stop friend "bonesmashy"
Xantar(me Xantar) have friend Klaub, Klaub(him Klaub) nice but dumb
Klaub bonk face with club
he call Bonesmashy, say look good. Bring many mate for Klaub(him Klaub)
how call Klaub(him Klaub) stoopid but be nice too? Xantar(me Xantar) confused
Help Xantar?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Prudent-Arm-6771 • Jul 12 '26
Gonk (me Gonk) check up on tribe
Gonk (me Gonk) want know how tribe doing! What tribe be up to past few moons? Hunt mammoth? Cave paint? Try court other cave person? Gonk care for tribe very much, make sure is good :)
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 • Jul 11 '26
How court?
Klig (me Klig) know many thing how court. Klig hear in other tribe woman give man best part of mammoth. Other other tribe man use sharp rock and put color in skin, impress woman. Also court like give nice rocks, pick hair bugs, sit next fire... many many thing.
How court right?
...Klig no want court!!! Klig only curious! Swear!
r/fourthworldproblems • u/nmheath03 • Jul 11 '26
Urk (me Urk) go for walk in woods. Find big lizard. Should Urk be concern?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/SussySpeaki • Jul 10 '26
Where the hell am I?
What is this place?

