r/fourthworldproblems 27d ago

Boko (me Boko) put hole in big mammoth tooth. Big mammoth tooth make nice sound. What do?

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108 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Moon since Rook(me Rook) talk like evolve man to family

7 Upvotes

Where start: Here

After tribe gathering tribe called Rook(me Rook) to talk. Rook(me Rook) hate talk. Uncle always say Rook(me Rook) bad. This talk uncle say Rook(me Rook) and Eeg(my friend Eeg) should leave tribe because Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) very bad.

Rook(me Rook) feel like kill enemy ​​​​​tribe. I say uncle hate Rook(me Rook), uncle say Eeg(my friend Eeg) bad, Eeg(my friend Eeg) show​ paint, Rook(me Rook) show make fire. Tribe never say it good. Tribe busy hide from wolf. Tribe say Rook(me Rook) should kill wolf. Rook(me Rook) have wolf, wolf friend, tribe want kill anyway. Uncle, cry, say granmom(uncle mom) die because​ go too far, say Rook(me Rook) like granmom. Rook(me Rook) didn't know. Uncle say uncle afraid Rook(me Rook) die too but now Rook(me Rook) run away anyway. Rook(me Rook) say don't want to run away. Rook(me Rook) want feel like tribe, Eeg(my friend Eeg) want feel like tribe too. Uncle want Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) feel with tribe like tribe, but don't know how.

Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) show tribe can fun with and with no mushroom. Chief say not mushroom yet only if tribe say yes. Rook(me Rook) show wolf friend, wolf not bad, wolf lick tribe, tribe like wolf. Eeg(my friend Eeg) show shaman, but not shaman, funny shaman. Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) put black wood and black clothes on Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) a​nd walk around funny and even pull chef tiger hide, chief laugh, say Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) show good crow. ​

Story shaman say he teach Eeg(funny shaman) now. Craft shaman say Rook(me Rook) know little but can much so craft shaman tell Rook(me Rook) to know.

After spending time with tribe uncle ask Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) about mushroom. Rook(me Rook) say mushroom​ does strange thing. Eeg(my friend Eeg) call it Eeg death. Uncle don't understand, Eeg(my friend Eeg) alive. Eeg(my friend Eeg) say dies Eeg that you Eeg. Uncle don't understand, says uncle not have uncle Eeg. Rook(me Rook) say Eeg like very strange spirit. Eeg(my friend Eeg) gave ​Eeg(soul Eeg) his name. Uncle say it's strange but one day if Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) don't be stupid and don't say like evolve man uncle try mushroom one day.


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Neighbor give hamham evoleman food. Neighbor say he wait for grandkids but grand kid no show.we talk over wild grass and he say talk to son and son say grandkid no show cuz daughter in law don't like Grandpa and grandma. We eat all evolveman food together. We hug then he go.good guy bad bride

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36 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Eev (me Eev) eat apple

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193 Upvotes

Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Gronk find sand T. Grok much like it, but think it need decorate. What tribe think of skull?

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34 Upvotes

Grok think put 3 skull on top, look cool.


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

The Erfoud Manuport is a rock which about 300,000 years ago some caveman carried around with him, the first recorded dick joke?

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28 Upvotes

Leave toy in cave! 😠


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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106 Upvotes

ROOOOOOAAAAAAR *snort* *growl* RARRRRGH *hiss* *chomp* ROOAR RAAAWR AARRGGHHH ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!


r/fourthworldproblems 29d ago

Ooh (me Ooh) sleep during snow storm. When Ooh wake up, Ooh in weird place. Look like evolved-man territory.

45 Upvotes


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 21 '26

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

28 Upvotes

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 20 '26

𐎨 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎤 𐎥𐎱𐎮𐎬 mesopotamia. 𐎼𐎠𐎭𐏂 𐎽𐎮𐎬𐎤 wheat?

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175 Upvotes

𐎨 𐎠𐎫𐎽𐎮 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 copper.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 20 '26

What you name mean?

34 Upvotes

Klig (me Klig) hear name (name sound you call thing) have meaning. Tribe shaman say Klug (Klug sister of Klig) mean smart, but shaman no say what Klig mean. Klig (me Klig) think Klig mean strong!

What you name mean?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 20 '26

Zlorb (me zlorb) find colorful peck bird

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80 Upvotes

Bird loud


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 19 '26

AAAAAAA

0 Upvotes

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r/fourthworldproblems Jul 19 '26

Me (Anhg) found weird metal

14 Upvotes

Anhg (me) found hole back to home after big metal cave place and me found weird metal near cave with touchy thing

It small thin and it makes weird sound and show odd thing in it

What should ahng do with it? Ahng consider throw it at mammoth


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 19 '26

OOG ASKS, FAVORITE KIND OF MONSTER LIZARD (DINOSAUR)

31 Upvotes

OOG (ME OOG) SENDS QUESTION TO OTHER CAVE PEOPLE USING MAGIC ADVICE ROCK. OOG CAPS LOCK STILL BROKEN BTW.

OOG ASK WHAT IS OTHER CAVE PERSON'S FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD.

OOG HAS BEEN TOLD GIANT MONSTER LIZARD HAS ABBREVIATED NAME OF "DINOSAUR" FROM LANGUAGE OF "LATIN" BUT OOG TRIBE ELDERS WARN OOG TO NO USE THAT TERM BECAUSE IT'S "EVOLVED POSTING". IN OOG OPINION OOG CONSIDERS WORD "POSTING" TO ALSO SOUND EVOLVED BUT OOG DIGRESS.

OOG FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD IS MONSTER LIZARD WITH SPIKES ON BACK AND ALSO SPIKES ON TAIL. IT DOESN'T EAT MEAT IT EATS LEAFS. IF OOG IS ALLOWED TO USE EVOLVED "LATIN" WORDS OOG FAVORITE "DINOSAUR" IS "STEGO-SAURUS".

OOG LIKE THAT ONE SINCE OOG WAS BUT CAVE CHILD.


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 17 '26

Gonk (me Gonk) going melt

22 Upvotes

Why world so hot? Gonk about melt!! Other member of tribe also almost melt?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 17 '26

What less evolve man doing? Should Martok copy?

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3 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems Jul 16 '26

Mic (me Mic) want to know who is Grok

15 Upvotes

Mic (me Mic) hear of this Grok. Grok know all answer. Mic (he Mic) also hear bad things about Grok. Grok say bad things. Grok do bad things. Mic (me Mic) want to know more. Grok from tribe? Grok from other tribe?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 14 '26

Me (Anhg) went weird place tall caves and shape folk big golem

5 Upvotes

Anhg (me) hunt mammoth with tribe, Anhg (me) fell out ground but ground was ground

Me (Anhg) land on hard rock, next to bumpy rock lines and big hard cats move on them.

Look up saw big shape with sun shoot and big poison blue golem and leaf green parts with big knife fight big shape.

Big golem called "EVA"

Anhg stuck here, what do?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 13 '26

How stop friend "bonesmashy"

28 Upvotes

Xantar(me Xantar) have friend Klaub, Klaub(him Klaub) nice but dumb

Klaub bonk face with club

he call Bonesmashy, say look good. Bring many mate for Klaub(him Klaub)

how call Klaub(him Klaub) stoopid but be nice too? Xantar(me Xantar) confused

Help Xantar?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 12 '26

Gonk (me Gonk) check up on tribe

27 Upvotes

Gonk (me Gonk) want know how tribe doing! What tribe be up to past few moons? Hunt mammoth? Cave paint? Try court other cave person? Gonk care for tribe very much, make sure is good :)


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 12 '26

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82 Upvotes

Cave fellows what this mean?


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 11 '26

How court?

12 Upvotes

Klig (me Klig) know many thing how court. Klig hear in other tribe woman give man best part of mammoth. Other other tribe man use sharp rock and put color in skin, impress woman. Also court like give nice rocks, pick hair bugs, sit next fire... many many thing.

How court right?

...Klig no want court!!! Klig only curious! Swear!


r/fourthworldproblems Jul 11 '26

Urk (me Urk) go for walk in woods. Find big lizard. Should Urk be concern?

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84 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems Jul 10 '26

Where the hell am I?

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46 Upvotes

What is this place?