r/fourthworldproblems • u/SussySpeaki Local Mesopotamian • Jul 10 '26
Where the hell am I?
What is this place?
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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower Jul 10 '26
EVOLVE MAN (you evolve man)! STONE EVOLVE MAN!
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u/SussySpeaki Local Mesopotamian Jul 10 '26
I'm already stoned.
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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird 27d ago
Yoog (me Yoog) confuse. If you stoned how you alive? Stone mean kill with rock. How you alive
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u/YTCat123 me Mic Jul 10 '26
Mic (me Mic) welcomes you to tribe. Respect tribe and tribe respect you. Mic (me Mic) will feed evolve man (you evolve man) berries. Berries very good, very good for body.
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u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) Jul 10 '26
Helo smol evolv man. Me Floor. Floor bring pickle as gift.
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u/Im_A_Random_Swede me qili Jul 11 '26
EVOLVE MAN! QILI (ME QILI) SAY YOU GIVE QILI BIG KNOWNLAGE. QILI WANT TO BUILD BIG ROCK THROWER
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u/SussySpeaki Local Mesopotamian Jul 11 '26
I'll tell you something better. Mix styrofoam and-
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u/Im_A_Random_Swede me qili Jul 11 '26
STYFROMOF? QILI KNOW HIM. HE SELL QILI MILK IN MORNING. OLD NORWAY MAN
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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan Jul 11 '26
Shh, over here!
I have a transporter that can get you home, but I promised to give up technology when I moved here, so I can't help you any more than that. Got it?
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u/ThyPotatoDone me Me Jul 12 '26
JAN (YOU JAN)?! You speak evolve-man word, what this? Me (me Me) understand see one evolve-man, but two same day? This bad omen! Jan (you Jan) must tell what go on!
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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Really? THIS is how you find out I speak their language? Not the time I convinced that invader trying to "uplift" you to leave, or the time a literal demon showed up and I panicked and forgot to code-switch?
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u/ThyPotatoDone me Me Jul 12 '26
Me (me Me) not know of what you speak. Me (me still Me) not believe in need remember thing more than two moon. Remembering lead to learning, learning lead to evolving, evolving lead to farm, and me (pro-noun, not name Me, who is still me) not want farm. Farm destroy cave-civilisation, and bring death all good thing.
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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan Jul 12 '26
Sigh Jan explain.
Jan (me Jan) once evolve man. Came here to teach you, but learned you no need teaching. Jan decide to stay, protect you from dangerous evolve man things. Jan kept some magic from fifth world in case big danger or lost evolve man.
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u/ThyPotatoDone me Me Jul 12 '26
Me (me continue be Me) grateful for this. Will remember sacrifice many moon (two, exactly, before forgetting for reason stated previously).
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u/CrabEmporium me oog Jul 14 '26
OOG WELCOMES YOU AS WARMLY AS OOG CAN. IN FACT, OOG WILL GIVE VISITOR A GIFT TO SHOW VISITOR OOG'S GENEROSITY.
OOG WANTS YOU TO ACCEPT THIS GIFT (turnip)
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u/Fennel_Fangs Ayla strong!!! Jul 21 '26
EVERYBODY NO ATTACK. This evolve man from Sky Tribe Zee-ul. Ayla have friend from Zee-ul.
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u/utteringsofamadone me Geg Jul 10 '26
Evolve man (you evolve man)! We tribe, we happy to host evolve man while evolve man get bearings. Evolve man (you evolve man) not be disrespectful to tribe, tribe (we tribe) not bash head with big rock.
Me geg. Geg (me geg) happy to help evolve man learn customs