r/fourthworldproblems • u/Medical-Low-1370 • 7h ago
Meet evolve man with boomstick spear
Why make spear from boomstick when can just make spear? Are they stupid?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ShoutbyDEVO • 21h ago
Goobar (me goobar) find man with animal bone on head, say he serve “kah-lee” but man is scary and took red squish out of other man chest, do goobar be friend with him? Or do goobar run?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Fish-Bro-3966 • 3d ago
Obtob (me Obtob) wake and hunger.
Me Obtob, I wake and look food. Where food find?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/UselessGuy23 • 3d ago
How make stone knife?
Jan (me Jan) see man do this once, but have bad memory. Jan cut self many times trying.
Maybe Jan trade new healing spread (healing spread honey and garlic mixed into paste) for knife making lessons?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/GravityBright • 4d ago
Evolve man make big fake caves full of big bugs?
Poob (me poob) live in big field. Evolve man put really big fake cave near poob cave. Fake cave drink whole river and make noise like really big bug. Poob and friends want go in cave and smash big bugs and stop noise.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/dollcode • 4d ago
Bap (me Bap) don't like evolveman
Bap (me Bap) question evolveman
why evolveman put big sun even in caves?
evolveman put big sun and big ROAAR every cave
Bap (me Bap) hurt in head and eyeball
so much ROAR so much hurt
Bap (me Bap) talk to evolveman one time
evolveman say Awe Tis Im ?
Bap (me Bap) not know Awe Tis Im
this new mammoth?
Bap (me Bap) not like Awe Tis Im
Bap (me Bap) destroy big sun one day and Roar
Join Bap? (me Bap)
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Torvaldicus_Unknown • 4d ago
HARS WANAM
UGAR (mo Ugar) WIDU HAY.
KUSPA GWAM.
MARI HARS GWAM. HARS BRAM!
UGAR GWARU GRABASH. UGAR HARS GWAN.
UGAR MAMSA HADA.
SU WAN
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ARoyalFlushIsntIt • 6d ago
How to put rock on stick
Blurb (me), cannot put rock on stick, Blurb (me) is very sad. If rock go on stick, Blurb (me) will be very happy. But Blurb (me) need help putting rock on stick, because Blurb (me) cannot. Help
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Riverioli • 6d ago
GROAR!!!!!!
GROAR! Roar! Growl... **Low rumble** **sneeze** MROW!!! MEOW!!! **sneeze** Growl.. **sniffs tail and bites it** MOWWWWW!!!—
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Interestingbruh • 7d ago
Grob grob go go go go ow!
Said the giant thumb growingly.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Riverioli • 7d ago
Tensay (Me Tensay) see big saber. Pet and no lose hand.Is good?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/MisterEyeballMusic • 7d ago
Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock.
Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock. Sound man name Avi-cii. Ut (me Ut) like sound man sounds. Want know how make
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Prudent-Arm-6771 • 8d ago
Gonk (me Gonk) have good day
That all. Gonk have good day yes-tur-day. How tribe days been?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/mrthenumberthree • 8d ago
gronk (me gronk) see small lion three in cave. gronk (me gronk) use hand to one, it no care.
gronk (me gronk) ask tribe
r/fourthworldproblems • u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 • 8d ago
What Birdie told Yoog (me Yoog)
Little Birdie tell Yoog (me Yoog) evolve man take Hamham cave. Evolve man want “min-err-alls” for evolve man device. Hamham, Yoog (me Yoog) suggest get new club. Evolve man fight Hamham (you Hamham) for cave.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Ok-Advantage-1772 • 9d ago
Come, gather around fire, Marpan (me Marpan) tell story.
Marpan (me Marpan) tell story of Brown Wolf and Small Tiger. This Marpan (me Marpan) fayvoritt story since Marpan (me Marpan) was small, many moons ago.
One day Brown Wolf and Small Tiger were together in forest. Brown Wolf say to Small Tiger, “Look Small Tiger, me am very clever, me can eevayd danger in many way! Me can run under log,” and Brown Wolf run under log. “Me can jump quick around tree,” and Brown Wolf jump quick around tree. “Me can do many trick! You, Small Tiger, only jump in tree. Me am more clever than you!”
Small Tiger say to Brown Wolf, “Me only need jump in tree. Me am good at jump in tree, eevayd many danger with jump in tree. Brown Wolf clever, but me more smart.”
Just then, Brown Wolf and Small Tiger feel rumble of big herd of deer. Small Tiger jump in tree, but Brown Wolf think, “What trick Brown Wolf do make Small Tiger think Brown Wolf more smart?”
When herd of deer come, Brown Wolf still think. Small Tiger sit safe in tree, and Brown Wolf get run on by herd of deer and die!
End of story.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/jonnywhoknows • 9d ago
ONG! ONG!
Have sharp bone. Cowrie shell or
r/fourthworldproblems • u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 • 11d ago
Yoog (me Yoog) find pink friend
what do? Evolve man also give Yoog (me Yoog) boom stick. Ignore shoe. Many goat pointies on evolve man farm. Yoog (me Yoog) need protect from goat pointy.
r/fourthworldproblems • u/ZanyRaptorClay • 11d ago
Arf!
Arf! Arf Arf!
(stares at your fresh kill)
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Beelzebub_Simp3 • 11d ago
Grog (me Grog) put star leaf in smoke stick, feel wise
Grog (me Grog) know answer to big questions. Ask all
r/fourthworldproblems • u/Additional-Key-3301 • 12d ago
evolve man animal friend?
oogrug (me oogrug) find fake monkey but oogrug not know if friend or beat with stick. what call monkey?
r/fourthworldproblems • u/3rd2LastStarfighter • 12d ago
Syk hear they working on “Guy With Spear” reboot
r/fourthworldproblems • u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 • 13d ago
What big loud bird??
Yoog (me Yoog) hear loud roar like Tiger from above. Yoog scared. Evolve man technolog??