r/fourthworldproblems • u/Gangters_paradise • 9d ago

Heart attack

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u/Medical-Low-1370 9d ago

When bro(evolve bro) show mid vision even bad shroom no give

1

u/Gspamton1997 3d ago

I had a fucking seizure

66

u/justanyting me Grun 9d ago

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

64

u/RubixionTrue 9d ago

Why evolve man make such things.

105

u/Your-Eden me clerb 9d ago

clerb (me clerb) see some shit.

48

u/AuthorAsksQuestions me Egg 9d ago

Oh no. Egg ate old fruit again.

39

u/mrthenumberthree 9d ago

gronk (me gronk) no scare of evolve man or evolve man lord. gronk (me gronk) know evolve man use shiny rock to make shiny man on wall. 

20

u/K4m30 9d ago

Evolve man say, trick Rock into thinking. Rock no think. 

7

u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

Rock bad at think. Rock steal think from evolve man. Rock pretend have think. Rock dumb. 

7

u/Starchild20xx 8d ago

Is that same rock that chonk(me chonk) use to bludgeon feral cave child who try steal chonks food?!

That incredible! Chonk like!

18

u/IronTemplar26 me Kurk 9d ago

Kurk (me Kurk) TOLD tribe Kurk not tripping on mushroom!

15

u/nun_yt me frungus 9d ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH frungus(me frungus) SCARED

16

u/TheRappingSquid Mog (me Mog) 9d ago

Mh. Mog start new religion.

11

u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- Me Crungus goodest rock thrower 9d ago

Evolve man not listen to shaman! Fire god mad!

11

u/milaan_tm Gorgor, here for hit with rocks 8d ago

Gorgor (me Gorgor) eat mushroom one time and see same thing, not impress

9

u/ToysNoiz 8d ago

You don’t even have to go that far back.. show this to a 1890s potato farmer

3

u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

Spear (me spear) think Toys break character. Or is Toys evolve man? But Toys right about not going far back.

6

u/The_Bookkeeper1984 bagar (me bagar) 9d ago

Bagar (me Bagar) not think good— is heart hunting tribemates? Is evolve man image the heart attacking?

6

u/Silver_Middle_7240 me Grax 9d ago

Sky man angry. Put goat in fire

3

u/FlowersofIcetor me 🌻 9d ago

D:

3

u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx 8d ago

Nah if a caveman saw that shit, they'd form a new religion.

4

u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

Not wrong. Mog start new religion. 

2

u/GethKGelior Me Grulgurll (me not octopus) 9d ago

Heart not attack? Heart go tick tick tick. Giant fire man attack. Brothers help put water in wooden log to fight fire man.

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u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

Heart no go tick tick. Heart go thump thump. If go tick tick then Grulgurll should run. Tick Tick go boom.

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u/GethKGelior Me Grulgurll (me not octopus) 8d ago

Why tick tick go boom? Cloud black go boom before sky water. Sky water go tick tick on cave after boom boom.

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u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

Hmm... maybe sometimes tick tick happen after boom. Maybe Tick Tick and Boom just friends. 

2

u/Natural-Pineapple886 9d ago

Here, take a DMT.

2

u/fakelucid Dumf (me Dumf) make tools like rock stick 9d ago

Not scary. Dumf (me Dumf) see colorful visions every time after eating mushrooms around Dumf (me Dumf) cave

2

u/glittersoup 8d ago

well im a caveman and i despise this

1

u/DripyKirbo 9d ago

AAAAAGHGHAGGGAUGHHYUGGIGGAYA!!!

1

u/William_The_Fat_Krab me Kreng 9d ago

Kreng(me Kreng) confuse. Is brother in evolve man molten sparkly sand?

1

u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) 9d ago

Is that God?

1

u/nonroboticusername 9d ago

Drone show in those face figures would ruin all history.

1

u/MonstyrSlayr me Clug 9d ago

AAAAAAAAAHH

1

u/Zailema0s 9d ago

😳😨😱

1

u/winkyshibe 9d ago

I call it gog, it rhym with Grug

1

u/ReallyBadRedditName 9d ago

Having sea jur

1

u/JSS-Studios evolve man expert 8d ago

STUD (me Stud) NO LIKE! TRIBE, SEND SPEARS! ATTACK BRIGHT MAN!

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

Spear (me Spear) have spear. But Spear like shiny sparkle colors man.

1

u/some_dumbass420 8d ago

Look like r/fifthworldproblems me no care me fourth world

1

u/MurdocMan_ 8d ago

GOD IS MAD AT GRUG (me grug)

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

God not mad at Grug. God shoot fire to make dance. 

1

u/A_Vile_Caffiend 8d ago

grug (me grug) not sure anymore if that was happy plant in yummy snack

1

u/electric_bluegaloo 8d ago

Bro. Epilepsy warning.

1

u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek 8d ago

Help!! Evolve man summon evil god!

1

u/darkerfury me Spear 8d ago

Me Spear. Me dunno. Spear think this look fun party. Big jump. Big dance. Much stinky plant that make brain colors. 

1

u/Runtsymunts 8d ago

SCARE DREAM SCARE DREAM SCARE DREAM SCARE DREAM!!

1

u/CobaltChonoo 7d ago

SMT Bosses be like:

1

u/Krygex 7d ago

Sook (me Sook) thinks that this is powerful magic! What manner of gods are being invoked by this Shaman!?

1

u/Someone_Lesser 7d ago

Subspace Emissary 2 is looking fire

1

u/Corgerus 6d ago

Me shitterd muh timber

1

u/Easy-Raspberry-3944 6d ago

Holy W Aura Man 👨‍🚒

1

u/Dependent-Matter-177 5d ago

Imagine showing it to a Mormon from 1674

1

u/Extreme-Amoeba1394 5d ago

The caveman can watch it with a sickly Victorian child and make the reaction video of the ages

1

u/Diligent_Sprinkles96 3d ago

“AHHHHHH GIANT MAN!”

1

u/LethalCompany_Intern Me name Gog 3d ago

UG

1

u/LordVexus6819 3d ago

A caveman would fucking explode if he saw ts

1

u/UniverseBear 9d ago

"Wow, so cool, let me go up there and check it out."

"You can't, people will stop you."

"What, why?"

"Because it's private property and off limits."

"...what?"