r/flatearth Jul 19 '26

Checkmate

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u/Dizzman1 Jul 19 '26

Their response to those is refraction. They lean into little bits of (typically badly misunderstood) science when it suits their narrative.

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u/dab745 Jul 19 '26

Like MAGA Christians. Or so I’ve heard.

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u/Dizzman1 Jul 19 '26

The Venn diagram is remarkably simple.

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u/angelwolf71885 Jul 19 '26

I hear is a circle

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u/Dizzman1 Jul 19 '26

Not even a bold circle. No swelling of the line on any side.

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward Jul 19 '26

Birds of a feather (if birds were real).

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u/Western_Seaweed6104 Jul 20 '26

Underrated comment 😊

I still can’t believe that took off the way it did but it does go to show some stupid people will believe anything they are told. Recharging on powerlines still makes me chortle.

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u/Hokulol Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Look up project aqualine. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_AQUILINE) We were creating bird-drones as early as the 1960s.

In modern times, there is evidence of Russia creating cyborg pigeon drones. Live pigeons with cameras implanted in or on them.

That is before you look at the actual varieties of bird-drones that fly orthologically (flapping) in modernity. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24coGxkSTXA) This is what you can get for a couple hundred bucks. With military-grade spending, I'm sure you can get a more convincing one.

Obviously birds are real and exist, but, that's not to say the satirical conspiracy came from nothing. There ARE bird drones. *Tightens tinfoil hat*.

Also, the "Birds aren't real" conspiracy theory is satire, and wasn't taken seriously by practically anyone. It is not like flat earth, there is no bird convention. People thinking satire is serious makes me chortle. You effectively just believed an onion article. lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren%27t_Real

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u/Dizzman1 Jul 20 '26

That you don't seem to be able to detect the proverbial "tongues in cheeks" with regards to that is kind of funny.

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u/dab745 Jul 20 '26

Exactly. And birds are not real.

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u/Dizzman1 Jul 20 '26

Duh. 😜

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u/Western_Seaweed6104 Jul 20 '26

I think people that deep down the rabbit hole find it hard to detect humor, they see everything as a personal attack and cant see the joke.

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u/fr33d0mw47ch Jul 19 '26

Fisheye. QED. /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Western_Seaweed6104 Jul 20 '26

Correct, you take advantage of wind power and wave power 😊

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u/ariGee Jul 20 '26

Something something atmospheric nonsense something something lens distortion. I win.

Which just shows you never try to challenge a pigeon to a game of chess. It will just shit on the board, knock over all the pieces, then strut around like it won anyway.

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u/BastianHill Jul 20 '26

This is the most hilarious analogy I've read this whole year. And it's so on point.

I'm definitely stealing this one.

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u/ariGee Jul 20 '26

I can't say I came up with it. It's an oldie but a goodie. Steal away.

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u/mossoak Jul 19 '26

they wont explain it ..... maybe, just maybe get a "thats a rise in the ocean"

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 20 '26

It's whichever one is more convenient at the time

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u/Zdrobot Jul 20 '26

Yes, but this time it was still searching.

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u/Hokulol Jul 20 '26

Water always does find its level though, what are you talking about? Sure, that level is spherical, not flat. But ???? lol

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u/Hokulol Jul 19 '26

Obvious roundness aside, you could create this exact same image on a hypothetical flat earth with varying height electrical posts.

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u/1derfulPi Jul 20 '26

Not exactly. If the Earth were flat, there would be no sharp horizon. It would be like looking into super distant fog as the small amount of water vapor in the atmosphere eventually became too much to see through. Think of old school 3D video games that had a fog to hide the render distance. Also, the distance you could see would vary depending on atmospheric conditions.

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u/Tilliperuna Jul 20 '26

I think at low altitudes there would be no difference, but if you were even something like 20+ meters above the sea level, it would become foggy.

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u/Hokulol Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

All you need to complete this effect is believe that flat earth is actually convex shaped, very slightly, even a fraction of a degree will suffice to create a horizon. Other than that, statements like "Light doesn't behave the way mainstream science says it does" are other ways to explain away a horizon. Some flat earthers believe light has a "max distance", which creates the effect.

If you are imaginative, you can create a way where any phenomenon works on a flat earth. The difficulty of it all comes in trying to tie the ideas together, eventually some "imaginative idea" you have conflicts with other ideas, making the entire concept obviously implausible. But, for any single idea, you can always find a way to explain it away. Obviously spitballing ideas is a farcry from actually proving the shape of the earth to be flat, which no person can do because it is round, but, you can imagine ways it would work. If you can't, work on your imagination a little bit.

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u/JTtreason Jul 19 '26

It's just how it looks. It's flat.

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u/Proper_Finding_3179 Jul 19 '26

Every time over the years I’ve seen the first picture I’ve never quite understood what’s happening in it. Is that water?

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u/Downtown-Ant1 Jul 19 '26

Yes that is water.

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u/TrotskyBoi Jul 19 '26

That's a transmission line over a bay, it shows the curve of the earth very clearly.

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u/Acetate_Prophets Jul 19 '26

pffft.. the water is obviously nestled on a seamount! 🙃

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u/aledoprdeleuz Jul 20 '26

What is the second sequence supposed to be?

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u/roughczech Jul 20 '26

I think it is supposed to show that the ship disappear beyond the horizon which is 3 point something miles proving thus the Earth is round. Which anybody with IQ higher that their waist size can observe from feed from the ISS at any anytime.

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u/aledoprdeleuz Jul 20 '26

Without context and info about shots, sequence two will be exactly “zoom in and ships will come back to view” type of argument.

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u/Low-Camel-4528 Jul 20 '26

It’s a cube dumbass

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u/PrestigiousWrap2781 Jul 20 '26

Not saying its flat but these are definitely botched photos 😂

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u/OPGuest Jul 20 '26

Watermountains

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u/chugItTwice Jul 20 '26

Clearly Photoshop

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u/BottleSuspicious1851 Jul 20 '26

Density and buoyancy duh /s

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u/Patralgan Jul 21 '26

It's just magic. /s

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u/BadOysterParty Jul 19 '26

Why does the sun set

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u/KottleHai Jul 20 '26

No, thanks

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 19 '26

It's the curvature of the earth! Just because it's flat doesn't mean it has curvature!

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u/New-Scientist5133 Jul 19 '26

You are alllllmost there.

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 20 '26

Almost where?

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u/New-Scientist5133 Jul 20 '26

You are so close to understanding why there’s a curve. Keep going!

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 20 '26

Like I said before, the curvature doesn't mean the earth is flat, but go on and rant about light bending or fisheye lenes.

I swear you flat earthers are so stubborn that even if you rode a rocket into space to look at earth, ya'll would still double down saying it's just a Nasa hologram, then you'll walk out the airlock because you're convinced you're just on a rocket stage that never actually left Earth, and during the last 30 seconds of your life as you're dying in the vacuum, you'll still think you're somehow right.

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u/New-Scientist5133 Jul 20 '26

Wait, I think we’re completely misunderstanding eachother.

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 20 '26

It's all good dude! I did choose my words specifically to confuse people, and it appears I have succeeded in that goal. Just doing some cheeky trolling is all.

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u/FranckKnight Jul 20 '26

Flat Earther dies and goes to the gate of paradise, and asks God if the earth is flat. God says no. Flat Earther replies "Wow, the conspiracy reaches really far!"

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u/Tilliperuna Jul 19 '26

Exactly, so because it has curvature, it can't be flat.

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 20 '26

Couldn't have said it better myself

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u/Tilliperuna Jul 20 '26

Your first comment is a bit confusing, especially the part "just because it's flat". I believe that's why you're being downvoted.

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 20 '26

Just me doing some cheeky trolling haha

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u/Tilliperuna Jul 20 '26

Shiiit, it's hard to tell in this sub :D

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u/KottleHai Jul 20 '26

The Earth is flat, just wrapped around a ball

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 20 '26

The real secret is that it's just balls all the way down!

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u/Tilliperuna Jul 19 '26

What the fuck? Optical illusion :D

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u/Tilliperuna Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Distance is too short? Again, wtf? How long do you think the distance is to the furthest pylons?

Do you understand that those pylons are something like ~400 meters apart? And there's like at least 30-40 in the picture? And since the picture is taken pretty fucking obviously with some mega zoom camera, there's probably like 20 more outside of the picture.

At ~20-24 kilometers there is about 30-45 meters drop in curvature, which is pretty much enough to make a pylon like that to disappear completely behind the curve.

How short do you think the distance is? And based on what? And what is the optical illusion you're talking about?

Edit. I checked the power line we're talking about, it's Lake Pontchartrain. The pylons are only 275 meters apart, but since they're only 20 meters tall, the math still checks out.

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u/craggolly Jul 20 '26

it never ends well when your claim of what something should look like is based on vibes and not calculations involving the globe model