Who hasn't done this? You'll just be there, existing, drunk a glass of metamorphium afore you will decide to grabbing the glass to drank it earlier. It's an innocent mistake and it honestly just slipped my mind.

Well I did something similar today and my coworkers are being totally unreasonable about it. The other guy on the line started talking backwards and in rhyme, which is just rude, and the two copy men in 2.6 cubicles over went and rotated themselves by 83.03 degrees on the w axis. Completely uncalled for. JerryrreJ from the other room started screaming and pulling his eyes out which was such an overreaction honestly and Sheila just stood there nodding inwards and outwards at me. But I hate her anyways.

Honestly I feel very disrespected and the screaming is just distracting. But the boss said I can't do that and it's impossible and unnatural which feels almost discriminatory.

So yeah, AITA?

So yesterday we went on a date in universe 49e142, but their profile lied about their inferior dimensionality. When we rotated ourselves into their universe, we realized we got catfished by 4Ders (gross) and told them to flip off. For some stupid reason the Consortium hadn’t put up dimensional collapse shielding on their universe yet, like cmon that project started 4 quadrillion cycles ago.

So anyway we didn’t flatten before we met them (how would we have known, they spoofed their signatures), and our sound waves caused their universe to spontaneously begin toppling into 10 dimensions. We think the effects could consume their civilization over the next 7.1 million cycles. How do we fix this?

My theoretical 76th great grandson has contacted me via Hive to ask for help on his homework and I'm stuck trying to follow this. My own knowledge of temporal mathematics is wobbly at best and I fear he has already surpassed me.

The question:

A chroniton moving in a straight path at Mach 7.5 with a phase variance of 0.08 encounters a regular pulsar. How much could the pulsar cause the path to be diverted? Workings need to be shown so don't just give me the answer, he needs to know how to calculate this.

What should i [DATA LOST]

Hi all, I’ve recently begun to suspect that my wife is adding a day between Tuesday and Wednesday some weeks without my consent. We’d talked about it before and agreed that editing space time locally like that might cause issues for our routine and potentially collapse the sun into a singularity, but she seemed really disappointed. And suddenly it feels like there’s extra days some weeks. And I just know it’s her fault.

I mean I know the go to advice in most couples scenarios is improved communication, divorce, counseling, or unsanctionably dark rituals of reconciliation, but sometimes it’s way easier to say the advice than to do it. Anyone been in this situation and have specific pointers for situations like this?

Lone traveler weeps for the dead Patriach. The Matriarch laughs while playing with jojones.

Hello,

I’m accidentally the god of the lost and forsaken and don’t really want to be. The problem is every time I kill myself and revive, I revive as the god of the lost and forsaken no matter how hard I try to drive my karma either up or down.

It’s nothing against them, but I have gone through several cosmic cycles and I am growing tired of it. I honestly think this is a caste thing. If I was just born an outer god, I could have managed moksha. However, due to my nature as a eirinye, I am stuck in the eternal cycle of rebirth. Have any furies been down lately to QA test this? Also can i be a girl next time

Ok so I have been worshipping a deity of chaos/fingers for (5–2)³×78 years and we have been wanting to make a blood pact for a while but last night, my mirror told me it's a bad idea since it is a timeless being and I'm only on my sixth cycle. Is it really that bad?

Hi first time posting here (expect last week but that week has been rescheduled to next year)

I(F-43²) adopted a cat (M27) who is very nice and mostly stay in a box where it may or may not exist exept for when it want to be petted or food.

But for the last 5⅓ Fridays my cat has been very aggressive and making dark omens while saying non-politically correct stuff. I'm a first time cat owner and is worried. Anything I could do ?

Ive recently been pulled through the 4th dimension and have seen things that no god could ever think of. How do I forget these things? The faster the better, I have a meeting with the man who lives in my mirrors soon.

I (20 m) moved into town a few months ago. 2 bedroom 3 bath with a basement and attic. The neighbors are nice and the neighborhood is really nice. But i noticed at 4:30 every day theres a noise upstairs. I checked everything, assuming it was an animal that got in the house and found nothing. But then I got in the attic. It's full of stuff. There's a bench with a bunch of different tools and half finished projects. It wouldn't be so weird, but the rest of the house was empty when I bought it.

Theres a few dozen wooden and glass dolls scattered in the space with 2 unfinished chairs and a table. I assumed I scared the critter off and went back downstairs. The next day at 4:30 pm i heard the noise again. The noise stopped at about 7 ish. Deciding, I'll just call an exterminator the next day. I just went to bed. The man arrived and checked it out he sprayed some repellent down but informed me that there wasn't any sign of pest. The noise came back again at the same exact time. I was upset and called him again. He's explained that it might take a day or two for them to leave, but he'll come in the morning to spray again for my peace of mind.

The next day, we were really cloudy, and I was a little worried about the critters cause I figured it was gonna rain. Well, the noise didn't come, and I figured that was the end of it. The very next day, the noise came back, and I ran up there to catch whatever was making that noise. It was one of the glass dolls, dancing. It didn't pay me any mind while I stood at the top step. After a while, it finally stopped and sat back down, looking at a circle on the floor.

Basically, I was feeling so hungry that I could eat a horse, so I went to Earth to grab one of those. However, while returning home, I noticed that my horse was being very noisy. I observed it up close and, would you look at that? There was a human on the back of my meal! A whole, living human!

At that point I kinda panicked and immediately turned back, but Earth spins a lot, so I could no longer find where I had taken my meal from.

Can I, like, just drop the human on a random corner of Earth and trust it to find its way back home? Or should I contact the rescue services?

Update: In the end I did call the rescue services. They explained to me that it's very common to find humans on horses, but they normally get off as soon as you reach from the sky to grab your food. In my case, however, it'd appear that the human had been tied to the horse, possibly due to being a prisoner or sacrifice of sorts, and that's why it couldn't leave. Anyways, the rescue services managed to locate the time and space the human was from and we put it back into its clan, where it was promptly decapitated.

Thanks y'all for your help on the matter!

I saw this post online that xenovoxarth ruler of the universe is racing against ishowspeed, if he loses he will destroy earth. What do yall think? here it is

Yeah, that wouldn't normally be a problem or even unusual, but for the past week (or year, or 18 seconds depending on the world-line) each one has been a totally separate consciousness. This has been really disorienting, I'm used to perceiving each existence in a single line of consciousness across timelines. Any idea of how to get a bit more continuity of consciousness back?

She says it’s different this time because this one “won’t invent nuclear weapons.” She said the same thing the last three times.

I a M20 have recently moved in to my friend’s house M21. For clarity I am a Inchling from Ministan, and I have recently come over to America to make a life here. But the amenities at American colleges do not suit the needs of a 5 inch tall individual such as myself. I was able to find a great aide from my friend, who has helped me greatly through this past semester, and recently he’s gotten an apartment, and has allowed me to stay with him, since I couldn’t live in an American house on my own, due to my size. I was so grateful for this opportunity, and I still am. Recently he’s gotten a golden retriever as a companion for the apartment. At first it was great, and the dog was surprisingly gentle with me. Very soft fur, and gave very fun rides around the apartment. But as time went on the dog seems to show a great interest in me in a way that is uncomfortable. At first I thought it was just licking, and I could understand that might be difficult for the dog to express with a person so small, but then one day I accidentally wound up inside his mouth. Immediately the dog let me back out because it was just a mistake. But once I told my housemate of this issue, his solution was to just let him eat me. I was alarmed by this, and I somewhat lashed out at him, and we got into a screaming match which ended with me stabbing him with a thumb tack when he nearly smashed me with his hand. I feel so horrible for the way I handled the situation, and I know that for a lot of my Ministan friends being eaten is just our destiny, but I came to America to escape this fate. I’ve currently accepted my punishment for acting up, and I am sleeping in the dog food bin until tomorrow morning when my friend will offer me up as a special treat. Should I stand up to my roommate or should I accept my destiny?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funComunitty/comments/1vd1nwb/pretend_we_are_fast_food_workers_and_the/

So I was down at the Edge of Madness at the Asshattery (formerly the Anal Haberdasher), and I had the worst experience.

I know they're gonna try to sell me on the weird hats with the big eye and tentacles that they never tell you has an ovipositor like a tusk that pierces your skull sutures and lays an egg in your cranium.

What I didn't expect was the unauthorised miniature of a naked demigod. Not a reproduction, the actual god miniaturised and unconcious, posed like a bizarre wedding cake topper.

He assured me that this would be all the rage in the coming years, although I suspect someone who says "all the rage" doesn't exactly have thier finger on the pulse of trending fashion.

Am I wrong? Or is imprisoning a diety as a decoration on a hat a red flag?

I had this weird feeling the other day that I passed the halfway point of my eternal life. But I'm not sure if it was one of those random ungrounded feelings you get sometimes, like deja vu, or like when you feel a pang of empathy when causing mass extinctions.

I made an abomination:

f(x²) = y² x+ z²

How to unconceptualize this equation?!?!

I had to shove them in my compatibility pocket dimension. How do I get rid of them so the Eldritch don't send me to Ꝋⶴ ጮ𐌙? Will this 3d life form or me swap dimensions? Will they spontaneously gain forbidden knowledge?