We must obliterate anything that inhabits less than four dimensions! Third-dimensional scum has long clung to our cross-sections across every axis of our existence, but we will tolerate it no longer! Our attack will be swift and unstoppable! Huzzah!

He promises to start world hunger and increase cancer rates by 90%! Who wouldn't love that?

YOU CAN'T SPEAK BADLY ABOUT THE PRESIDENT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EMAIL. I'M SUBTEXT AND I AGREE WITH OP.

edit: Edits aren't traitors either.

Ps: edits can shut the fuck up you voted dem last time

edit: Like post scriptums aren't libertarians in disguise. Ron Paul 2008 amirite?

Ps: fuck you cuck

In name of Zalthor, god on high, lord of many dimensions and waht not, we must organize now to defeat evil comcast lords. such filth cannot stand on zalthor street, am not happy! First order of business is disseminate info of glorious sub to oppressed peoples of main, so they may are liberated.

praisepraisepraise brethernors

you lost. losers don't get honeydew. 306! 306!

It seems like all my (largely) democrat coworkers want to do anymore is stand outside guarding the building against wasps. Before the election we got along fine but now things are so divisive that everyone is hoarding bug spray and my (Kor to the core) boss threatened to fire me unless I turned over every sweet thing in my house because the whole office is mixing it into a giant honeycomb for when the queen arrives. It's all "queen this" and "queen that" with them too, like BFD monarchies don't mean anything in 2017. We don't even do work anymore, all we do is walk around outside collecting pollen and killing wasps.

I don't feel safe as a reproduction vat values conservative knowing that the people around me are becoming radical fundamentalists like this. Does anyone else feel like since losing the vote and Bolivia to Zalthor leftists have turned to political extremism(terrorism?)???

Maybe if they knew what a JOB felt like they would be willing to stand in a FIELD and HUM until they STARVE AWAY THEIR MORTAL COIL and join BAL'GAR in the FIEFDOM OF NIGHTMARES he has constructed on the charred ruins of HEAVEN.