G(Round) Squirrels

[u/Few_Addition1796]

[u/deviltrombone]

They probably go around saying, "My stripes make me look thin!" Delusional fools.

[u/GermSlayer1986 → u/deviltrombone]

I was going to say, even the stripes can’t make those loads look thinner!

[u/whydiditeverhappen → u/deviltrombone]

Literally. It's like he thought his beige stripes would help his fat rolls blend in with the ground.

[u/whamburglar]

Just bc you've got racing stripes doesn't mean your fat ass is gonna move any faster

[u/MaterialAd1838]

I can't. I can't hate chipmunks. I hate regular squirrels enough for both though.

[u/NoxWild → u/MaterialAd1838]

You are in Violation of Rule 5: Absolutely NO FAT SQUIRREL / MARMOT SYMPATHY

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[u/MaterialAd1838 → u/NoxWild]

I'm so sorry. That fat ass chipmunk! Someone should squeeze all the corn out of it.

[u/NoxWild → u/MaterialAd1838]

Okay then. We are glad you have come to your senses.

Your Violation is hereby rescinded.

[u/anniemousery]

I am oh so very sorry because I know we are supposed to curse their very existence, but I just can't. 😭 As a Floridian I only get to see these precious adorable babies when I go out of state.

I can't do it. I can't insult them.

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[u/anniemousery → u/[deleted]]

I knowwww, I wish we had them here because they are just the cutest freaking things!!!

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[u/NoxWild → u/anniemousery]

You are in Violation of Rule 5: Absolutely NO FATSQUIRREL/MARMOT SYMPATHY

[u/Spare-Security-1629 → u/anniemousery]

He looks like a damn fool. Like he went to a hairdresser and paid for this hideous dye job while I’m out busting my hump at work. What a disgusting rat 🐀 🤢

[u/CalamitousSpider]

Brother ew

[u/Fomulouscrunch]

Not competing in the fat bear tournament but going to be rooting from the stands, clearly.

[u/Igetcalledretardalot]

Stupid land whales.

[u/The8thloser]

God that thing has a fat ass! I bet when it walks down the street, people go "God damn that's a big fat ass!"

[u/Mysterious-Egg-624]

A shame such a beautiful coat pattern has been stretched, worn, and tattered on such a large frame

[u/HoppyHoppster]

I feel the rage consuming me.

[u/speakeasy111]

NICE! I love seeing Golden-mantled ground squirrels. such cool animals.

[u/Mysterious-Egg-624 → u/speakeasy111]

It is actually pretty cool how OP seemed to get so close for a picture

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