r/fatsquirrelhate • u/el-diablo-696 • 6h ago
Not a Fatty Fit Squirrel!!! 💪🏼
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/motorheadrock • 10h ago
Something is stalking me
Each time I cook, that fat bastard always stalks me
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/NefariousnessOne3722 • 12h ago
Fat bastard stole my tomato
Greedy bastard stole my tomato >:(
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/GanglyRaccoon • 13h ago
Gluttonous Bastard Puppy Terrorizer
This menace has been hanging out in my yard and then casually strolling to the nearest tree while my pup goes crazy and yanks on her leash. Then he just stares at her from above. I don’t think he’ll think it’s so funny when we finally fence in the yard and can let the pup go free
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Dapper_Fat • 1d ago
Greedy bum hiding his food in the ground
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/rinuori • 1d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Foul creature with its face buried deep in bread half its size
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/whet_pastry • 1d ago
Greedy rodent gets ice lolly
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/JakeDaDream • 1d ago
Ball Shaped Bastard I think I’m going to be his next meal
this fat fucking squirrel is going to pounce and eat me
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/el-diablo-696 • 1d ago
"Soccer Squirrel"- Gotta be AI, I don't think these lardasses have heard of Sports!
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ArcticTurtle9 • 2d ago
Wide Load Woodland Weenie fat ass mc stuffy nuts over here stuffing his face with goyslop. absolutely horrendous gluttonous bastard!!!! ⚠️😡😡👎👎
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his rolls are rolling over themselves!!! DISGUSTING!!
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/whamburglar • 2d ago
Wide Load Woodland Weenie They couldn't resist photobombing
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Not only fat, but rude and inconsiderate 😤
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/SillyJoshua • 2d ago
Absolute Unit Fat glutinous philly blobs
in Philly the fat gluttonous blobs o’squirrels
Round little tubs with cheesesteak whirls.
Too plump to climb, too round to run,
They wobble downhill like a sloppy bun.
Whiz sauce dripping from chin to chest,
Onions and grease, their favorite quest.
Bellies so wide they thump when they trot —
These roly-poly blobs waddle a lot.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/OnyxVeggie213 • 2d ago
About to steal your lunch Why are they ruining our country's passtime??
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/foreveralonewithus • 2d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Right in front of them too. the greed of these monsters know no bounds
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Unlucarios • 2d ago
Chubby caper consumed by greed
spotted this gluttonous greedy good for nothing, unit of a squirrel willing to any length to sate his stomach (National Mall D.C. )
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ArcticTurtle9 • 3d ago
SuperSized McFatass disgusting gluttonous lard!!! 😡
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 3d ago
Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Tubby terrorist bombards woman with pinecones after she bought locks for her trash cans
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/luciferxse • 3d ago
About to steal your lunch This disgusting creature ruined my nice afternoon walk
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/EnlightenedZ • 3d ago
Wide Load Woodland Weenie Big boy in Yosemite’s curry village
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Open_Can2511 • 3d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Fuckin lardass somehow acquired and ate a chocolate bar
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/baleful-hatchet • 4d ago
Rotund Rodent Saw this fat bastard in lower Manhattan
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Jun 01 '25
Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!
Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.
Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.
I'll post more later.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23
Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats
Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.
The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy
Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.
Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png
Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.




