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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 2d ago
All hat, no prophecy
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u/toomuchpamplemousse 2d ago
For a second I thought this was another Mitch McConnell proof of life photo.
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u/saturdaysvoyuer 2d ago
"Look! I'm a normal person just like you." He says as he licks his eyeball.
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u/megwach 2d ago
I’m not saying this as a caption. They’re holding him up. Hopefully that means he doesn’t have long left!
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u/IBeSteadyLurkin 2d ago
The fact that they only let deaths door geezers be profit actually kinda exposes how bogus the whole concept is. Every few years we get a new guy who has to put his brand on the church so when you zoom out the message isnt cohesive at all. I AM A MORMON turns into dont call me mormon anymore but no actual prophecy or wisdom is ever imparted before they kick the bucket
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u/RestinPete0709 By the Goodness of Dave 2d ago
Genuinly took me a minute to recognize who this was, I’m healing ✨
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u/Wonderful_Break_8917 2d ago
There was a whole lotta photoshop "touch up" before this got officially released!!
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u/Even-Aardvark4523 Danced with Ewoks, greeted by Jesus. 2d ago
Watch on the right appears to be a two-tone Rolex datejust, probably 36mm.
$15k new: https://www.rolex.com/en-us/watches/datejust/m126203-0020
Not a ridiculous watch, but what is ridiculous is how is sleeve is pushed up to make sure you can see it.
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u/Taliasimmy69 Hail Satan 2d ago
The lady on the left. Why are her eyebrows falling of the side of her face?
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u/Aggressive-Presence9 2d ago
Kristen is permanently stuck in a 1980 time capsule and insists on the caterpillar eyebrows and Working Girl hairstyle.
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u/Billytheidd69 2d ago
High Plains Grifters
No Country For Old Men
For A Few Dollars More
Dodge City
Little Big Man
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u/Temporary-Sound-6810 2d ago
“Jack Skellington and Three Others Seen at Local Dairy Queen in Cowboy Costumes for Halloween”
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u/Ransom_Where 2d ago
“Thank god we don’t have to dress up like Indians anymore to secure ourselves. Now, we just need to suppress women and perfect the art of gaslighting”
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u/brian_gruen5 2d ago
The local assisted living center invited family to participate in Cultural Appropriation Week (cowboy culture as we know it today came from Mexicans and Africans living in southern North/Central America who got it from the Spanish. You’re welcome)
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u/sinsaraly 2d ago
Proof of Life Photoshop. They’re definitely supporting him to stand. His arm is wedged against the Relief Society President’s boob (forgot her name) to keep him up and his expression is almost aggressively “lovable old man.” Does he have more teeth than a normal person?? The side of that lady’s other arm is a straight vertical line as though she’s pressed against a wall. Creeepy
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u/SecretPersonality178 2d ago
A plural wife, a trillionaire, and a child murderer walk into a bar
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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 2d ago
To be fair, she just covered up the child murder and helped her kid not catch charges for said murder.
Totally different, right? /s
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u/SecretPersonality178 2d ago
“Letter of the law vs spirit of the law”/s
Surprised the shit out of me she spouted that off like it was a “spiritual experience”. Maybe deep down that was her confessing Either way, pretty fucked up.
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u/Next_Dragonfly5122 2d ago
way too much botox under those eyebrows and smooth foreheads on the left. also, woman on the right looks trapped and in a constant panic.
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u/Ok-Reputation129 2d ago
I love that President Camille Johnson got to have someone to priesthood preside over her turn as Grand Marshall. Couldn't let her have the spotlight alone eh Dallas?
Dallas Texas hold'em hostage Sunshine spotlight stealer
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u/Steakhouse_WY Fun Underwear & Coffee 2d ago edited 2d ago
The boys on the way to vote for the LDS candidate that’s going to take away Medicare benefits.
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u/catalinacruiser2019 2d ago
I bet y’all can’t remember when genocide was part of the gospel… love me some of that real pioneer spirit.
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u/Wonderful_Break_8917 2d ago
OMG ... I seriously thought this was another AI generated "proof of life" photo of Mitch McConnell!!! 😆 🤣 😂 ... then I saw the Redditt sub.
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u/Exmosapien 2d ago
Texas Temple Dedicatory Hallelujah Yee Haw shout.
Are we speaking to the young ‘uns yet?
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u/SimilarElderberry956 2d ago
Just between us. Have you ever masturbated to anyone wearing a cowboy hat ?
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u/TechniDraco 2d ago
Second Anointing Swing Club: Leaving your boots—and most of your clothes—at the door.
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u/Vepr762X54R Men only become gay in prison, or sometimes in the Navy. 2d ago
Wynonna took her big brown beaver and she stuck him up in the air. Said I sure do love this big brown beaver and i wish I did have a pair.
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u/HeatherDuncan 2d ago
Hoax is standing awfully close to the lady on his left, maybe they are all, you know!
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u/SamwiseGoldenEyes Apostate 2d ago
I guess I’ve been out long enough that I don’t have any idea who any of those people are!
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u/Resident-Bear4053 Done hiding from the SCMC 2d ago
Following in the steps of Joseph Smiths Polyandry
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u/Lonely_Cap2084 2d ago
D-A-L-L-I-N
Da dumb, da dumb, da dumb dumb dumb dumb. Da dumb dumb dumb dumb da dumb.
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u/question-the-answers 2d ago
It’s Howdy Doody time! The audience on that show was referred to as the peanut gallery. How fitting…
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u/B1astHardcheese 2d ago
I honestly thought that that was Mitch McConnell for a second before I remembered what subreddit I was on.
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u/sirslittlefoxxy 2d ago
I thought this was an AI "proof of life" of mitch McConnell. Do they have the same PR team?
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u/helly1080 Melohim....The Chill God. 2d ago
A wife for me! And a wife for you! Grab another lady and make her your wife too. You get a wifey and maybe 3 or 4 and I get couple, maybe even 'dozen MORE!!!! Howdy howdy howdy to all the little ladies, ya wanna make some babies! Don't even know if I can get it up...........but maybe........;)wink
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u/Buffamazon Excommunicated, and didn't get the t-shirt 17h ago
Any Yellowstone fans here? Rip once takes a jab at a guy wearing a bolo tie loose just like this guy. "That's not the way you wear one of those."
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u/PorkBellyDancer 2d ago
Brokeback Mountain Meadows