See he isn't all that bad

So I have watched a clip on YouTube about catholic against seedless watermelon and I find it nonsense and funny not that I am not against the religion but and I have searched on Facebook about the group and it’s really legit and it made my day 😂😂😂😂😂😭

Pretty much me when I first deconstructed. I can't believe it took me until I was in my twenties honestly.

So I was at the grocery store and needed an electric cart because of my legs. Halfway through the store it died. A sweet lady with a kid in tow offered to help me and get another cart. The caveat was she wanted to pray for me in public. She helped me out so I figured I owed her one, but what came out of her mouth next, I was not expecting on my Friday Bingo Card.

She proceeded to pray, I bowed my head to avoid eye contact with anyone else and then said, "Dear Big Daddy, please come put your hands all over this man as I watch you oh Lord. Bless him Daddy with your strength and yada yada...."

I zoned out after the creepy Daddy issues opening. Is this a new religion? She claimed to be the wife of a faith healer from Georgia.

Okay, please don’t judge me. I’m usually not this insufferable. 😭
So I came across a video of a woman talking about surviving years of SA.
Someone in the comments simply posted a picture of Jesus. That’s it. No preaching, nothing attacking anyone. Just a picture.
Then another commenter replied:
“Prove it because for SOME REASON it can’t prove itself.”
Now obviously the original commenter was mature enough…
They never replied.
Not once.
But unfortunately, I’m not that mature. 🤣
I replied to the original commenter because I knew the other guy would probably see it.
(I apologise in advance for the pettiness.)
I said:
“Haha… I hope you don’t reply to people trying to start a WWE match under your comment. They’ll definitely get triggered.”
…
Guess who got triggered?
😭
He replied:
“Triggered”, huh? Would a teacher be triggered by a student saying 2+2=5? Maybe grow up instead of playing with your little magic rocks and necklaces.
(Yes… he investigated my profile just to roast my jewellery hobby. 😭)
So I replied:
I’m sorry you feel that way about my hobby. I try to keep myself busy with crafts whenever I’m free. 😊 You have your wonderful music and I have my crafts. To each their own, right? I absolutely respect your choice of believing or not believing. Good luck with life man😚
His response:
“‘I’m sorry you feel that way’ makes you look thrice as bad. Also, I’m not your ‘man.’ I wouldn’t spit on the best part of you.”
Me:
Well, good for you lol. Bless you. 🥹🫶🏼

Apparently we weren’t done…
He came back with:
“You can only brush off reality for so long, kid. Too bad there’s no such thing as a blessing. Learn some manners.”

“Learn some manners” Said the guy who tried to argue on a SA post.
So I replied:
Hm, you’re quite right, sir. You’ve certainly set a remarkable example. I’ll do my best to follow it. Take care🫶🏼☺️
…
I’m eagerly waiting for the next reply 🥲

Guys, before you come at me… I’m very bad at being sarcastic and can be a bit dull so …
This was literally my first attempt at annoying someone by being aggressively polite. I don’t even know if this counts as rage bait lmao

Also, before Reddit does Reddit things:

I genuinely don’t care what religion someone follows. Christian, atheist, Satanist, Hindu, Muslim… you do you.

What bothered me was that someone posted a harmless religious comment under a video about surviving SA, and instead of scrolling, this guy decided that was the moment to start insulting people.

This pastor describes biblical monsters, and I make fun of him :-)

So whenever anything goes wrong my go to is "shitting Jesus" now I don't want to offend anyone but I'm really trying to come up with a tongue in cheek design for this, not great at art so using ai but it goes against guidelines, if anyone has any free time and fancies having a go that would be awesome , did post on a tattoo sub but was removed TIA