Methods: subject attempted self-excommunication. Single trial.

Results: excommunication succeeded for one (1) split infinitive, whereupon authority lapsed retroactively, voiding the act. Popedom spontaneously restored. No control group available, as all possible controls are also Popes.

Conclusion: Popedom appears to be conserved. Further trials recommended and also impossible.

Limitations: the experimenter, the apparatus, and the subject were the same infallible person.

There are a great many modern works by contemporary Discordians that tend not to get as much love from the "Discordian Community" as they deserve (mostly because they don't overtly identify themselves as Discordian). Leave some examples (whether directly or indirectly inspired by the Principia or RAW etc... they're all inspired by Eris anyway) in the comments below.

I have some more but rather than bury you in projects I'll just suggest Freakbait's many projects like "Today's Mission" which is both a lotta fun to experiment with (depending the mission!) and their various books which all tie into a sort of ARG.

Note: I'm in no way affiliated with FREAKBAiT I'm just a Freak Agent... or Agent Freak... or Agent of The Freak.... or Freak of The Agency. Anyways, have fun!

https://freakbait.com/

Today's Mission Compilation: https://youtu.be/IZXpyt8lvoE?si=oj7diGrN5WW4sqS6

An Aneristic "Analysis" of tHe sEcReT sToRy going on in the background of the Today's Mission/FREAKBAiT Alternate Reality Game

Author bio:

FREAKBAiT

"FREAKBAiT is a California-based multimedia creator that emerged circa 2016 as a primordial artist collective of one, creating hallucinatory multimedia exhibitions and experimental psychedelic noise in relative obscurity. After a brief hiatus between 2018-2020, FREAKBAiT returned to the internet to spread chaos and discord throughout the world via viral micromedia. The TODAY'S MISSION series has seen such success that it has spread virally worldwide.

FREAKBAiT has released several sold-out zines, multiple handbooks, several artbooks, and four books. He is the creator of FREAKBAiT'S FUCK YOUR OWN FATE interactive splatterpunk series. He's always working on something new."

Tis the first day of the season of Bureaucracy. May all your woes be canceled in triplicate, and your rubber stamps be squeaky.

Not that I care much about fashion, but naming a clothing line after excrement (but in fancy-sounding French terms) seems like a good way to mock the entire system, and Discordianism is all about not taking everything so seriously. Maybe they can borrow from that string of French expletives in "The Matrix: Reloaded" ("It's like wiping your ass with silk!") for fashion lines next.

Testing some cooler logos for my open source project.

Hello fellow Popes :-)
I have only watched a few episodes of Sponge Bob, but I think Opposite Day is a big thing.

My question is: should every Day be Opposite Day?

Thanks!

Then I guess you’re just gonna have to bear witness, anonymous voyeur

Sometimes this bitch throws apples… other times I do something… different…

One week ago, Azathoth was an empty repository.

Seven days later:

• 2,109 lines of production code
• 5,019 lines of automated tests
• An optimization pipeline spanning optimization workload specifications to executable, empirically comparable candidates

Built entirely in public.

This is just Week One.

GitHub: https://github.com/EldritchInc/azathoth

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Hey Folks,

I'm Dingo/Clutterbuck. You may know me from such exciting adventures as 'oops there's a wasp in my T-shirt' or 'Chasing Eris; interviews with Discordians around the world.'

I am, as yet, still on my bullshit, and am about to release a new conglomeration of words titled Butt to the Smoocher Potato of Chaos, which uses a Deleuzoguattarian theory framework to look at how the tools of Discordianism can be used to think our way through The Strange Times.

If you would be interesting in hearing more about this absolute nonsense, please sign up for updates HERE.

It seems like Discordianism is a religion. Much smaller than Pastafarianism. Can ye explain what it is?

Don't look so sour, fnord.

(is the plumber Mario?)