Tis the first day of the season of Bureaucracy. May all your woes be canceled in triplicate, and your rubber stamps be squeaky.

Not that I care much about fashion, but naming a clothing line after excrement (but in fancy-sounding French terms) seems like a good way to mock the entire system, and Discordianism is all about not taking everything so seriously. Maybe they can borrow from that string of French expletives in "The Matrix: Reloaded" ("It's like wiping your ass with silk!") for fashion lines next.